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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

New Species: The Evolution of Urban Youth!

A new species has emerged and is found mostly in the large urban areas.  They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile. Apparently one small step for man is a big step backward for mankind.  See the shocking images of this new species below.

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2 comments:

Sandee said...

We've got a ton of them here too. A ton. Disgusting to say the least.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I've seen them too. They seem to pasture at the malls.