Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Day Kennedy Died

JUST LIKE YESTERDAY,  I REMEMBER THAT FALL AFTERNOON AND THE EVENTS THAT SHOCKED THE WORLD AND CHANGED FOREVER THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY, IF NOT THE WORLD.  I WAS LIVING WITH MY GRANDMOTHER WHILE ATTENDING NORTHEAST LOUISIANA STATE IN MONROE, LOUISIANA JUST A FEW HUNDRED MILES FROM WHAT WOULD BECOME GROUND ZERO FOR THAT FATAL DAY AND THE MONTHS THAT FOLLOWED. 
 
DALLAS, TEXAS, AS ONE COMMENTATOR WOULD DESCRIBE IT, WAS A HOT BED OF RIGHT WING ACTIVITY.  A HOME TO REACTIONARY FANATICS INTENT ON DESTROYING THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY.  THIS WAS THE EARLY REPORTING ON THE THREE MAJOR NETWORKS OF THE DAY---ABC, NBC, AND CBS.  CABLE NEWS WAS YEARS AWAY.  LATER, IT WAS LEARNED THAT THE ASSASSIN, LEE HARVEY OSWALD, WAS NOT THAT WILD EYED REACTIONARY RIGHT WINGER, BUT A CONFIRMED COMMUNIST WHO HAD LIVED IN THE SOVIET UNION AND HAD MARRIED A RUSSIAN WOMAN.  IMMEDIATELY THE NEWS MEDIA OF THAT DAY WENT SILENT ON THE MOTIVES OF THE KENNEDY KILLER.  SUDDENLY HE WAS JUST A ANGRY YOUNG MAN WITH NO POLITICAL MOTIVE.  SOMETIME LATER THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF NEW ORLEANS, JIM GARRISON, WOULD TRY AND SHOW OSWALD'S CONNECTION TO CUBA AND COMMUNIST IN THIS COUNTRY ONLY TO HAVE HIMSELF PAINTED AS A NUTCASE BY THOSE IN THE MEDIA.

ON THAT FATEFUL NOVEMBER DAY I WAS TAKING WHAT WOULD BE A SHORT NAP AFTER ATTENDING MORNING CLASSES AT NORTHEAST STATE, WHEN GRANDMOTHER ENTER THE ROOM AND TELLING ME IN AN EXCITED VOICE THAT PRESIDENT KENNEDY HAD BEEN SHOT.  THE REMAINDER OF THE DAY WAS SPENT IN WATCHING THE NEWS REPORTS COMING FROM THE THREE NETWORKS.  THE NETWORKS THAT CONTROLLED ALL THE NEWS COMING OUT AT THAT TIME.  THE NETWORKS, THAT FEW REALIZED AT THE TIME, THAT HAD AN AGENDA, A VESTED INTEREST IN WHAT WAS REPORTED.  A NEWS MEDIA THAT WAS DECIDEDLY TILTED TO THE LEFT.

IT TOOK ME YEARS TO REALIZE THE FULL EXTENT OF MY BRAIN WASHING.  PERHAPS IT WAS WHEN I MET GENERAL EDWIN WALKER.  A MAN WHO MOST OF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF.  BUT THE MAN WHO LEE HARVEY OSWALD SHOT AT A MONTH OR SO BEFORE HE SHOT KENNEDY.  A MAN WHO WAS BRANDED AS A RIGHT WING FANATIC BY THE MEDIA.  NEVERTHELESS, A TARGET OF OSWALD.  THIS WAS FOUND OUT WHEN THE BULLETS FROM THE PRESIDENTS BODY WERE COMPARED WITH THOSE TAKEN FROM A WINDOW CASING IN GENERAL WALKER'S HOUSE FOLLOWING AN ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE.  I HAD OCCASION TO MEET THE GENERAL WHEN HE SPOKE AT A SMALL COLLEGE IN BROOKHAVEN, MISSISSIPPI AROUND 1965.  WITHOUT DOUBT, THE GENERAL WAS WHAT THE MEDIA OF THE DAY WOULD CALL A RIGHT WINGER!

PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH WAS ANNOUNCED SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE FIRST REPORTS OF THE SHOOTING IN DEALEY PLAZA.  STRANGELY I FELT NOTHING.  THAT IS NOTHING EXCEPT FOR HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN.  ALL OVER AMERICA, PEOPLE WERE CRYING FOR THE LOSS OF WHAT THEY SAW AS A GREAT AMERICAN LEADER.  BUT I MUST TELL YOU THAT MY THOUGHTS OF KENNEDY WERE NOT THE SAME.  I WAS REFLECTING ON WHAT THIS MAN, THIS PRESIDENT MEANT TO ME.  TO ME HE WAS THE MAN WHO LEFT THE FREE CUBANS AT THE BAY OF PIGS WAITING ON THE BEACHES FOR PROMISED AMERICAN SUPPORT THAT NEVER CAME.  HE WAS THE SAME MAN WHO SENT FEDERAL TROOPS ON TO THE CAMPUS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI AT OXFORD.  SINCE THE DAYS FOLLOWING THE CIVIL WAR SOUTHERNERS HAVE NOT LIKED THE INTRODUCTION OF ARMY TROOPS TO PUT DOWN CIVIL UNREST.  AS THEY ARE SELDOM, IF EVER USED IN THE NORTH.  THESE THOUGHTS RACED THROUGH MY MIND AS I REFLECTED ON THE EVENTS OF THE DAY IN DALLAS.  NO TEARS WERE SHED WITH KENNEDY'S PASSING.  YES, I KNEW OF THE YOUNG MAN'S HEROIC ADVENTURES IN THE PACIFIC DURING WWII.   AND FOR THAT I ADMIRED HIM.  MANY AMERICANS ADMIRED HIM FOR THAT ALONG WITH WHAT THEY SAW AS GREATNESS IN STANDING UP TO THE SOVIETS DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS.  I FOR ONE, THOUGHT THE CRISIS WOULD NEVER HAVE OCCURRED IF THE RUSSIANS HADN'T BEEN ENCOURAGED BY OUR FAILURE AT THE BAY OF PIGS.  A FAILURE I ATTRIBUTED TO JOHN KENNEDY AND HIS BROTHER ROBERT.

  STRANGE, WHEN I WENT TO BED ON THE NIGHT OF KENNEDY ASSASSIGNATION, I THOUGHT NOT OF THE PT BOAT CAPTAIN WHO SAVED HIS MEN AFTER HIS BOAT WAS SUNK BY THE JAPANESE, BUT OF ANOTHER AMERICAN HERO WHO FOUGHT THE SAME ENEMY IN WWII.  GENERAL CLAIRE CHENNAULT WHO WAS IN COMMAND OF THE "FLYING TIGERS" DURING THE DAYS BEFORE THE UNITED STATES ENTERED THE WAR AGAINST JAPAN  IN WWII.  I HAD MET THE GENERAL AS A YOUNG BOY AT MY FATHER'S BARBER SHOP ACROSS FROM THE CAMPUS AT NORTHEAST STATE IN MONROE WHEN MY FATHER WAS TEACHING AT THE TIME.  FATHER WAS A MAN WHO LOVED TO TEACH, BUT HIS FIRST LOVE WAS CUTTING HAIR.  HE HAS WORKED HIS WAY THROUGH COLLEGE VIA THE BARBER SHOP. 

ALTHOUGH I WAS NOT SORRY TO SEE KENNEDY GO, HAD I KNOWN WHAT WAS COMING IN THE PERSON LBJ, MY THOUGHTS WOULD HAVE BEEN QUITE DIFFERENT.  BUT I WAS A YOUNG MAN IN SEARCH OF HIMSELF.  A YOUNG MAN WITH FEW THOUGHTS OF THE FUTURE, BUT ONLY OF TODAY.  AND AS FOR TOMORROW, WELL IT WOULD BRING WHAT IT WOULD BRING.  THE ONLY CERTAINITY WAS THAT KENNEDY DIED TODAY.

The Incredible Shrinking Weiner

CARLOS DANGER IS THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WEINER.  IN HIS EFFORT TO SHOW OFF WHAT HE BELIEVED WERE HIS IMPORTANT ASSETS ANTHONY WEINER HAS ONLY EXPOSED A SEVERE CHARACTER FLAW.  A FLAW THAT EVEN THE OPEN-MINDED CITIZENS OF THE BIG APPLE ARE UNWILLING TO ACCEPT AS EVIDENCED BY HIS INCREDIBLE SHRINKING POLL NUMBERS.  EVEN THE FRIENDS OF THE EXPOSED WEINER'S SUCH AS BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON ARE RUNNING FROM THE SCANDAL FOR FEAR IT WILL IMPACT AN POTENTIAL RUN BY HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016.  SO WILL THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN CONTINUE ON HIS WAY TO OBLIVION---HELL, HE'S DAMN NEAR INVISIBLE TO MANY NEW YORKERS ALREADY.

A Rooster's Tale

A FARMER DECIDED HIS ROOSTER WAS GETTING OLD AND UNABLE TO SERVICE THE HENS.  SO HE WENT TO TOWN AND PURCHASED A NEW YOUNG COCK.  AND RETURNED TO THE FARM AND PUT THE YOUNG STUD IN THE BARNYARD.  THE OLD COCK OF THE WALK APPROACHED THE NEWCOMER AND TOLD HIM THEY WOULD HAVE TO DECIDE WHO WOULD BE THE NEW BARNYARD BOSS.  THE YOUNG ROOSTER AGREED AND ASKED WHAT HE HAD IN MIND.  THE OLD ROOSTER SAID LET'S HAVE A RACE AND THE WINNER GETS THE HENS.  THE YOUNGSTER THOUGHT A MINUTE AND AGREED KNOWING HE COULD OUT RUN THE OLD COCK.  THEN THE OLD ROOSTER SAID, SINCE I'M SO OLD AND CANNOT RUN AS FAST AS  YOU WILL YOU GIVE ME A SLIGHT HEAD START.  THE YOUNG COCK AGREED, KNOWING HE COULD CATCH HIM EVEN WITH A HEAD START.  SO THE TWO LINED UP FOR THEIR RACE AROUND THE FARM HOUSE WITH THE OLD BOY LINING UP OUT FRONT.  OFF TO THE RACES THEY WENT AROUND THE HOUSE WITH THE YOUNG ROOSTER CATCHING UP WITH THE OLD BOY AND JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO CATCH AND PASS HIM THE FARMER RAN OUT AN SHOT THE YOUNG ROOSTER DEADER THAT HELL, EXCLAIMING THAT WAS THE THIRD QUEER ROOSTER HE HAD BROUGHT THIS MONTH.

Australian Fire Dragon caught on film.

 


Fire Dragon in Australia - very rare phenomenon. A rare event near Uluru, Australia. An astonished film maker is coming to grips with the moment he witnessed one of nature's rarest phenomenon’s - a tornado comprised entirely of fire – and lived to tell the tale. Chris Tangey had been out in Alice Springs, Australia, scouting locations for a new movie. After finishing the task, he went over to help workers at a cattle station when he was confronted by one of nature's most intimidating spectacles. A fire tornado. Distant view: At the time, he was 300 meters away from the 30 meter high fire swirl which 'sounded like a fighter jet', despite there being no wind in the area. Destructive: A fire tornado, also know as a fire devil, is caused when a column of warm, rising air comes into contact - or causes - a fire on the ground. These fire tornadoes are a natural rarity, but when they occur they predictably cause significant damage. These fire whirls are normally known to only last for around two minutes. But Tangey found himself mesmerized by the tornado for more than 40 minutes. The 52-year-old said: The weather was perfectly still, and it was about 25 degrees Celsius - it was an entirely uneventful day. Then the next thing a man is yelling, 'What the hell is that?', and I turned around and saw a 30 meter fire tornado. I was about 300-meters away and there was no wind but the tornado sounded like a fighter jet. My jaw just dropped.Tangey, who runs Alice Springs Film and Television, in central Australia, described it as a 'once in ten lifetimes experience'. Thankfully, the fire tornado occurred in the remote Australian outback, and no injuries were reported. He added: I've been shooting in the outback for 23 years, and I have never seen anything like it. We've heard about them but they're never seen. At any time there were three different tornadoes, it just kept going and going for 40 minutes. The whole experience was staggering, and the length and variety were astonishing. Predictably, these rare spectacles are extremely dangerous. In 1923, a fire tornado emerged during Japan's Great Kanto Earthquake, and killed 38,000 people in just 15 minutes.

Slick Willie aka Bill Clinton and Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner

BILL CLINTON CONDUCTED HIS BUSINESS THE OLD FASHION WAY.  PERSON TO PERSON.  WHILE ANTHONY WEINER LIVED IN THE FANTASY MAKE-BELIEVE MODERN DAY WORLD AND LIVED VICARIOUSLY.  WHILE CLINTON CONDUCTED HIS BUSINESS UNDER THE OVAL OFFICE DESK, WEINER CONDUCTED HIS "LONG DISTANCE" WITH ONLY SORE FINGERS TO SHOW FOR HIS EFFORTS.  WHILE BILL LEFT EVIDENCE OF HIS MARTIAL INDISCRETIONS ON VARIOUS FABRICS WEINER LEFT A TRAIL OF PICS ACROSS THE NET.  WEINER AND CLINTON BOTH DENIED AND DIDN'T FESS UP UNTIL THEY WERE CAUGHT WITH THE GOODS OR IF YOU LIKE THE GOODIES.  CARTOON BY  JERRY HOLBERT.

A Real Washington Scandal

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS POINTING TO ALL THE SCANDAL SURROUNDING HIS ADMINISTRATION AND CALLING THEM NOTHING BUT PHONY SCANDALS GENERATED BY HIS OPPONENTS FOR POLITICAL GAIN.  BENGHAZI, FAST AND FURIOUS, DOJ, AND IRS SCANDAL ARE NOTHING ACCORDING TO OBAMA.  THESE ARE NOT PHONY SCANDALS, AS BARACK WELL KNOWS, BUT HE MUST DEFLECT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE CHICAGO STYLE CORRUPTION THAT PERMEATES HIS ADMINISTRATION.  THE BOYS FROM CHICAGO JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES.  HELL IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO OPERATE.  WE REALLY CAN'T BLAME THEM---IT'S INBRED INTO THEIR CHICAGO PSYCHIC.  IT'S JUST TOO HARD FOR THEM TO GIVE UP THE TACTIC THAT BROUGHT THEM TO POWER.  THE REAL SCANDAL IN WASHINGTON IS THE ENTIRE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.  CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL

Monday, July 29, 2013

White House Vacation to Martha's Vineyard

WHILE WHITE HOUSE TOURS ARE STILL CLOSED THE PRESIDENT AND FAMILY ARE GETTING READY TO TAKE YET ANOTHER WHITE HOUSE VACATION TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD.  SEEMS TO ME THAT HE WOULD BE HAPPIER GOING BACK TO HIS HOME IN CHICAGO.  BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS BIG SPENDER.  WHILE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE STILL SUFFERING IN THE LONG ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN THAT HE IS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HE IS AGAIN SPENDING MILLIONS ON YET ANOTHER VACATION.  AND THESE WHITE HOUSE VACATIONS ARE NOT JUST FOR THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY, BUT FOR ALL THEIR FRIENDS IN MOST CASES. READ THE FULL STORY WITH ALL THE ASTOUNDING NUMBERS HERE!  SEEMS TO ME LIKE THIS EXPENSIVE VACATION COME ABOUT EVERY TWO MONTHS.

Black Neighborhood Watchman kills 17 year old White Youth

THIS JUST CAN'T BE TRUE, BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHMAN KILLS WHITE YOUTH, WE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS.  ALSO PRESIDENT OBAMA TOLD US IN THE MARIN-ZIMMERMAN CASE IF THE ROLES HAD BEEN REVERSED THE OUTCOME WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT!  THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE, THE NEWS MEDIA WOULD HAVE CERTAINLY INFORMED US ABOUT THIS OUTRAGE AND OBAMA, HIMSELF, JUST CAN'T BE WRONG.  THE MEDIA AND OBAMA CAN'T BOTH BE LYING.  AFTER ALL, A BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHMAN WOULD NEVER SHOOT A 17 YEAR OLD WHITE KID.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE.

Has Weiner lost his Viagra and his Mojo?

POOR WEINER, FIRST HE LOST HIS MOJO AND NOW HIS VIAGRA.  HIS "FALLING" NUMBER IN THE POLLS ARE SYMPTOMATIC OF MORE SERIOUS PROBLEMS.  WONDER IF ANTHONY WILL BE SENDING ANY MORE SNAPSHOTS AROUND THE WEB EXPOSING WHAT IS NOW HIS COLLAPSED PRIDE?  THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE FOR CARLOS DANGER HOWEVER, THINGS CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE.  CARTOON BY  GLENN FODEN.

Weiner's Donkey

BY NOW MOST OF US HAVE SEEN (WEINER'S DONKEY),  THE FORMALLY PRIVATE PARTS OF ANTHONY WEINER.  FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T, DON'T WORRY YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING.  THIS NEW AGE FLASHER HAS SHOWN IS LIKE OF WARES ACROSS THE WEB.  NEW YORKERS SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEIR NATIVE SON---AFTER ALL THEY ARE THE CITY OF ANYTHING GOES.  GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE A EGOTISTICAL NUT RUNNING THEIR CITY NOW IN THE PERSON OF MAYOR BLOOMBERG---THE ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE.  BUT THEN WHAT DO I KNOW.  WEINER'S DONKEY MAY BE JUST WHAT GOTHAM NEEDS.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

The Obama Penny

THE OBAMA PENNY WHEN IT COMES WILL COST MORE THAT IT'S WORTH.  DAMN, THAT SOUND A LOT LIKE "THE ONE" HIMSELF.  JUST THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS GUY COST US EACH DAY.  OBAMA WAS SOMEWHAT OF A POOR MAN WHEN HE CAME TO OFFICE COMPARED TO MANY BEFORE HIM.  BUT DON'T WORRY, WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE HE WILL BE A VERY RICH MAN BY ALMOST ANY STANDARDS.  THAT'S MORE THAT I CAN SAY FOR MOST AMERICANS WHO HAVE ACTUALLY LOST BUYING POWER UNDER THE OBAMA KEYNESIAN ECONOMIC PLAN.  THE REAL COST OF HAVING OBAMA AS OUR PRESIDENT WILL BE FELT FOR MANY YEARS AND THE HOLE HE HAS PUT US IN MAY BE ONE WE'LL NEVER RECOVER FROM.  ALTHOUGH THE OBAMA PENNY WILL COST MORE TO MAKE THAN ITS WORTH, I FOR ONE WILL BE HAPPY WHEN THEY PUT HIM ON IT.  FOR THAT WILL MEAN HE IS REALLY GONE FOR GOOD, SINCE DEAD PRESIDENTS ARE THE ONLY ONES PUT ON COINS.  THAT'S NOT TO SAY, I WISH HIM ILL, BUT THEN WE ALL HAVE TO GO SOMETIME. IMAGE BY  THE LOOKING SPOON.

Spend your way to Prosperity

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN SPEND YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY.  THE DEMOCRATS FIGURED OUT THIS SIMPLE SOLUTION YEARS AGO.  WHILE THE REPUBLICANS ARE STILL CALLING FOR AUSTERITY MEASURES.  HELL, WHEN YOU'VE BROKE JUST SPEND MORE MONEY AND EVERYTHING WILL JUST BE FINE.  I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE DEMOCRATS LEARNED THEIR ECONOMIC FROM, MOST HAVE BEEN JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES---THINK HE WAS A SOCIALIST.  SPENDING MORE MONEY IS FINE JUST AS LONG AS IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE.  BUT WHEN THE OTHER PERSON RUNS OUT OF MONEY ITS BACK TO SQUARE ONE AND YOU BOTH ARE BROKE.  BUT, THEN ISN'T THAT WHAT SOCIALISM IS?  SPENDING YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR THE LIBERALS TO DEMAND MORE MONEY FROM THE TAXPAYERS.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE.

Detroit, the Shining city of democrats like Obama.

IF OBAMA DID HAVE A CITY IT WOULD NOT LOOK LIKE REAGAN'S "SHINING CITY ON A HILL" BUT WOULD LOOK LIKE DETROIT WHERE OVER 70% OF THE PEOPLE ARE ON WELFARE IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.  A CITY THAT WOULD HAVE TO LOOK  TO THOSE IN GOVERNMENT FOR THEIR MEAGER HANDOUTS.  A CITY THAT IS UNDER THE ABSOLUTE CONTROL OF POLITICAL LEADERS BECAUSE ITS CITIZENS ARE WARDS OF THE STATE.  A CITY WHERE INDIVIDUAL INITIATIVE HAS BEEN CRUSHED BY OVER-REGULATION.  A CITY THAT FEW IN PRESENT DAY AMERICA WOULD RECOGNIZE.  IN SHORT A CITY FILLED WITH ZOMBIES BLINDLY GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF BEING ALIVE, AND NOT KNOWING THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD.  THIS IS OBAMA'S CITY AND IF HE WERE TO SPEAK THE TRUTH FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE HE WOULD SAY SO.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Phony Scandals, Phony War and a Real Phony President

RECENTLY OBAMA CHOSE TO USE THE WORD "PHONY" WHEN DESCRIBING THE SCANDALS SWIRLING AROUND HIS ADMINISTRATION.  THIS WAS NOT ACCIDENTAL AS THE SAME TERM WAS USED BY JAY CARNEY ON THE SAME DAY AS OBAMA ATTEMPTED TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE "PHONY" SCANDALS SURROUNDING HIM. 
I RECALL READING ABOUT THAT TERM "PHONY" BEING TOSSED AROUND BEFORE.  DURING THE EARLY DAYS OF WWII IN 1939 FOLLOWING THE DECLARATIONS OF WAR BY ENGLAND AND FRANCE ON GERMANY AND BEFORE THE GERMAN ATTACKS ON FRANCE IN 1940 THE PHRASE "PHONY WAR" WAS OFTEN HEARD.  IT CAME FROM THOSE WHO THOUGHT ALL THE TALK ABOUT WAR WAS JUST PHONY AND BASICALLY A BIG LIE THAT WOULD BLOW AWAY IN A GOOD WIND.  BUT THEN SOON, FAR TOO SOON THE PHONY WAR BECAME A REAL ONE AND WWII WAS IN FULL BLOOM.  OFTEN THOSE WHO SEE A COMING EVENT THAT WILL THREATEN THEIR VERY EXISTENCE WILL DENY THE FACTS AND TRY TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ONRUSHING EVENTS.  I BELIEVE THIS TO BE THE CASE WITH BARACK OBAMA AND HIS USE OF THE TERM "PHONY SCANDALS".  HE THINKS BY JUST CALLING THEM THAT THEY WILL GO AWAY AND PEOPLE WILL FORGET.  OBAMA'S WAR IS NOT BEHIND HIM, BUT IN FRONT AND THE "PHONY SCANDALS" ARE LIKE THOSE ONRUSHING EVENTS THAT TURNED THE "PHONY WAR" INTO WWII.  THERE IS NOTHING PHONY ABOUT THE ABOVE IMAGE!!!
ALSO POSTED AT OBAMA CARTOONS.

Friday, July 26, 2013

PRESCRIPTION MURDER (2013)

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Death of a City

DETROIT, THE ONCE PROUD SYMBOL OF AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL MIGHT HAS FAILED WITH OVER HALF THE POPULATION FLEEING AND SOME 70,000 HOMES ABANDON.  THE JEWEL IN THE CROWN ON 20th CENTURY INDUSTRIALIZATION HAS LOST IT LUSTER.  HELL THE JEWEL IS GONE.  DETROIT DIED, NOT BECAUSE OF THE AMERICAN WORKER, BUT BECAUSE OF UNION GREED AND CORRUPT DEMOCRATIC POLITICS WHO IN THEIR EFFORT TO REMAIN IN POWER SOLD OUT TO THE BIG UNIONS, BOTH GOVERNMENTAL  AND PRIVATE.  IN THERE SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO REMAIN IN POWER PERMANATELY THESE POLITICAL LEADERS GAVE AWAY THE EFFIN STORE TO THE UNIONS.  THEY THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT ON THE CITY'S TAX BASE AND DOUBLED DOWN ON WHAT WOULD BE A FAILED SYSTEM.  WELL, THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST AND  THE REMAINING CITIZENS OF THAT DOOMED CITY THAT ARE STANDING UNDER THE CHICKEN ROOST REAPING THEIR JUST BENEFITS.  THANKS TO NATE BEELER  FOR THIS GREAT TOON.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Anthony Weiner aka "Carlos Danger" vows to "stick it out" despite falling poll numbers!

SEEMS LIKE CARLOS DANGER aka "THE WEINER" HAS BEEN SEXTING AWAY.  BUT ALAS, HE GOT CAUGHT AND HIS "INFLATED" EGO HAS SUFFERED ANOTHER HIT.  EVEN HIS FRIENDS IN NYC's LIBERAL PRESS HAVE TURNED AGAINST HIM AND ARE CALLING FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE CITY's MAYORAL RACE, BUT WEINER HAS VOWED TO "STICK IT OUT"!  MEANWHILE  THE LATEST POLL TO COME OUT IN GOTHAM, SHOWS WEINER "HOLDING HIS OWN".  THANKS TO JERRY HOLBERT  FOR THE ABOVE TOON! ALSO POSTED AT  OBAMA CARTOONS.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

If Obama had a Schlong it would look like Anthonys Weiner

H/T TO HOPE N CHANGE CARTOONS
I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE "XXX" PICS OF "CARLOS DANGER" aka ANTHONY WEINER FLOATING AROUND THE NET.  BUT THEN I DOUBT OBAMA HAS EITHER.  OOPS, I FORGOT ABOUT HIS NSA SNOOPING.  BUT I DO WONDER IF OUR HALF-MUSLIM PRESIDENT WOULD REALLY LIKE TO LOOK ANYTHING LIKE A JEW.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Profiling Barack Obama

IF OBAMA DID HEAR THE LOCKING OF DOORS AS HE APPROACHED CARS DURING HIS YOUTH IT WAS JUSTIFIED.  JUST THINK ABOUT THE CRIME RATE OF YOUNG BLACK MALES.  ABOUT 10 TIMES THAT OF WHITES IN THE SAME AGE GROUPS.  WERE WHITES PROFILING YOU BET THEY WERE.  AFTER ALL THEY READ THE PAPER AND LISTEN TO THE NEWS AND HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THEM.  BUT OUR FEARLESS LEADER, BARACK OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU THAT'S JUST UNJUSTIFIED WHITE FEAR.  YEP, WHITEY IS TOO BLAME AND THE POOR DOWN-TRODDEN BLACK YOUTH HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  AFTER ALL WHITES HAVE HISTORICALLY MISTREATED THE BLACK MAN, SO THEY MUST STILL BE DOING SO TODAY WITH ALL THIS UNWARRENTED RACIAL PROFILING.  ABOVE CARTOON BY GARY McCOY.

Monday, July 22, 2013

George Zimmerman Lives

I DON'T THINK GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS A HERO, BUT IF THIS EFFORT BY THE LEFT AND THE SLIMY RACE-BAITERS AMONG THEM CONTINUES HE JUST MAY BECOME A HERO TO MANY ON THE RIGHT.  JUST AS THOSE STUPID PROGRESSIVES AND PLANTATION BLACKS ARE GATHERING IN SUPPORT OF TRAYVON MARTIN WHILE AT THE SAME TIME CALLING FOR THE LYNCHING OF GEORGE BY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, A DEPARTMENT THAT IN NO WAY PRODUCES JUSTICE UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF ERIC HOLDER.  A MAN WHO IS PERHAPS THE BIGGEST RACIST EVER TO HOLD THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES.  AFTER ALL HE IS THE SAME MAN WHO REFUSED TO CHARGE BLACK PANTHERS WHO WERE STANDING OUTSIDE A POLLING PLACE WITH BATONS AND AT THE VERY LEAST INTIMIDATING POTENTIAL VOTERS.  THE SAME ATTORNEY GENERAL WHO ALLOWED MAJOR NIDAL HASAN TO GO ON A SHOOTING RAMPANT  KILLING AMERICAN TROOPS WHILE SHOUTING ALLAHU AKBAR AND DARE TO CALL IT AN ACT OF "WORK PLACE VIOLENCE. WHY DIDN'T THIS ATTORNEY GENERAL CALL FOR FEDERAL HATE CRIME CHARGES TO BE LEVIED AGAINST MAJOR HASAN?  AFTER ALL HE WAS TRYING TO KILL CHRISTIANS IN THE NAME OF HIS FALSE GOD.  YES, SHOULD ERIC HOLDER CONTINUE IN HIS EFFORT SO PROSECUTE GEORGE ZIMMERMAN HE MAY VERY WELL HELP CREATE A HERO, NOT THE HERO HE IS SEEKING TO ELEVATE BUT A HERO OF THE PERSON HE IS PERSECUTING IN AN EFFORT TO APPEASE THE DRUNKEN MOB.
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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Al Sharpton's America

CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER
FRIENDLY AL IS THE RACE-BAITER'S PAL!  AL SHARPTON HAS NEVER SEEN WHITE ON BLACK RACIAL CRIME HE DIDN'T SEEK TO EXPLOIT FOR HIS OWN POLITICAL GAIN.  CONVERSELY HE IS NEARLY BLIND TO BLACK ON BLACK CRIME AND TOTALLY BLIND AND DEAF TO BLACK ON WHITE CRIME---IN HIS RACIST WORLD SUCH A THING JUST DOESN'T EXIST.  IT DOESN'T EXIST, BECAUSE THERE IS NO PROFIT IN SUCH EVENTS FOR HIM.  THE AL SHARPTON'S AND JESSE JACKSON'S OF THIS WORLD ARE MORE EXPERT AT STIRRING UP RACIAL UNREST THAN THE KLAN EVER WAS. 
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Friday, July 19, 2013

Graphic Picture of Boating Accident just seconds before the owner dies

Graphic Picture of Boating Accident - Just Seconds Before the Owner Dies...



Not for the squeamish!




SECONDS before Death (totally unaware).


WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING PHOTO.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS TO LIVE (CHILLING!)
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Thursday, July 18, 2013

A Gun and 4 Bullets

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun  and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Meet the Real Trayvon Martin

Do you know who this is?

Is it  Little Trayvon Martin...! No this is not Trayvon Martin, but one must wonder how far removed he was from this character!  At 17 years of age. Don't know how much coverage this story has had in your area, but, if it has, here's a new look at it! For those of us who thought we were well informed and weren't.....quite the reality check. That old adage applies here: "there are two sides to every story." We don't always get the truth from the media. One of my favorite rants - the liberal controlled media, television news, newspapers, magazines, radio; all continue to show 12 year old Trayvon; NOT 17 year old Trayvon. They continue to show the 5 year old picture BECAUSE it helps to cement in your mind the cute, little, hoodie-wearing youngster who was stalked by this monster. In reality "little Trayvon" at the time of his death stood almost 6'2" tall and weighed 175 muscular pounds. He had numerous run ins with authorities (both at school and local police), had been stopped and almost arrested two days before his death for smacking a bus driver in the face, because the driver refused to let him ride for free. He was released because the driver was told not to press charges by the bus company and to continue on his route. When "little Trayvon" was suspended at school it was not only because he tried to bring a little marijuana in with him, he was in possession of wedding rings and other jewelry, watches, etc. that he said he "found" along with a large screwdriver while on the way to school that day. The jewelry was turned over to the Police by the school. I am not trying to say this was a good shooting. I am not trying to say this kid deserved to die. I am saying the media in the USA is controlled by liberals who twist and distort what you see and hear in order for you to see things their way.
Not a single paper has printed RECENT photos of this kid, because it would not keep your interest in this case. Not a single paper will admit that this kid was a marijuana dealer. His friends on Facebook all said he had the "best plants." Not a single paper will show you any of his recent photos where he shows off a mouthful of gold teeth and all of his tattoos. Not a single newspaper will tell the news like it really is...and NOT how they want you to think it is. President King Obama looked at the FIVE year old photo the media chose to show the Nation and said, "If I had a son...he would look like Trayvon." So from that comment should I assume you did not bother to look for the facts in this shooting or should I assume you want a son who is a 17 year old drug dealing, gold teethed, tattooed thug whose name on one of his Facebook profiles was "Wild Nigga" who 'finds" jewelry and burglary tools on the way to school?
And as Paul Harvey used to say: And now you know the rest of the story. A fair and impartial news media in the USA? One that does not follow the liberal agenda? Is NOT looking to further divide this already fractured Nation?.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Obama Cartoons: New Media Campaign Launched against George Zimmerman.

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE
SEEING THEIR FAILURE TO CONVINCE SIX WOMEN (WOMEN WHO DID NOT VOTE FOR OUR DEAR LEADER IN THE LAST ELECTION), OF GEORGE ZIMMERMAN'S UNHOLY ATTACK ON TRAYVON MARTIN, THOSE IN THE MEDIA ARE HARDENING THEIR ATTACKS ON GEORGE AND CHANGING THEIR DEPICTION OF THE INNOCENT TRAYVON (ONE THAT OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BARACK'S SON).  AS WE SPEAK, THE MEDIA IS LAUNCHING THEIR NEW ATTACKS ON ZIMMERMAN WITH THE FULL BLESSING OF OUR WONDERFUL ATTORNEY GENERAL, ERIC HOLDER, AND OF COURSE BARACK 'HIMSELF' OBAMA!

Monday, July 15, 2013

Will George Zimmerman have to go into Hiding for his safety?

H/T TO I OWN THE WORLD
SHOULD GEORGE ZIMMERMAN BE SPOTTED ON THE STREET BY THE WRONG CROWD HIS LIFE COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.  TO INSURE HIS SAFETY IN PROGRESSIVE CIRCLES HE HAS DEVELOPED A DISGUISE THAT WOULD NOT ONLY KEEP HIS TRUE IDENTITY HIDDEN, BUT ONE THAT WOULD ENDEAR HIM  TO ALMOST ALL LIBERALS AND OTHER LOW INFORMATION VOTERS.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Revenge for Trayvon Martin

H/T TO   THE PEOPLES CUBE
PROGRESSIVES ARE DEMANDING REVENGE FOR TRAYVON MARTIN.  JUSTICE THAT WAS JUST A CODE WORD FOR "REVENGE"!  NOW THAT THE CREEPY A$$ CRACKER HAS BEEN SET FREE, OBAMA AND HOLDER WILL CONSPIRE TO CHARGE HIM WITH A CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION.  IN OTHER WORDS A "HATE CRIME" COMMITTED ON AN INNOCENT BLACK BOY BY AN ARMED WHITE MAN.  NOTHING BUT A MODERN DAY LYNCHING!  DOUBLE JEOPARDY WHAT IS THAT?
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Progressives are Regressives: Holder and Obama Playing the Race Card.

H/T TO  POLITIFAKE
WE ALL NOW KNOW THAT IF OBAMA AND HOLDER HAD SONS THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE TRAYVON MARTIN.  GIMME A FRICKING BREAK AND TELL ME SOMETHING I CAN'T SEE!  BOTH OF THESE TWO MUST HAVE GONE BACK IN A TIME MACHINE AND ARE TRYING TO BE COOL.  HEY, IT'S NO LONGER COOL OR EVEN SMART TO PLAY THAT OLE RACE CARD. 

Will George Zimmerman now be charged with Civil Rights violations by Eric Holders justice department?

ALREADY VOICES ARE DEMANDING THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TAKE ACTION AGAINST GEORGE ZIMMERMAN UNDER THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT.  THEIR WAS A CASE IN MISSISSIPPI NOT TO MANY YEARS BACK WHERE A MAN WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF MURDER BY A STATE JURY, BUT TRIED SOMETIME LATER UNDER THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT BECAUSE THE CRIME OCCURRED ON FEDERAL LAND.  I WONDER IF THE FEDS CAN DETERMINE IN SOMEWAY THAT TRAYVON MARTIN WAS KILLED ON A STREET OR SIDEWALK BUILT BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OR WILL THEY JUST FALL BACK ON THE ISSUE OF HIS CIVIL RIGHTS BEING DENIED OR PERHAPS HE WASN'T AFFORDED EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW UNDER FLORIDA LAW. 
 
AT ANY RATE BLACK LEADERS LIKE AL SHARPTON AND OTHERS ARE STILL CLINGING TO THEIR OWN PERSONAL RACISM AND ARE CALLING FOR THE LYNCHING (FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE), OF GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.  THOSE BLACK AND WHITE  RACE-BAILERS WILL CONTINUE TO MILK THE ZIMMERMAN-MARTIN ISSUE FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN.  AFTER ALL THOSE WHITE LADIES ON THE JURY DIDN'T LOOK LIKE OBAMA'S DAUGHTERS. 

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Ultimate Car-Jacking tale

GOOD THING SHE WAS WEARING HER GLASSES!

The Shovel: The official symbol of Socialist for over 70 years

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE
ADOLPH HITLER IS SEEN HERE IN 1933 SHOVELING DIRT TO COMMENCE THE BUILDING OF THE GREAT GERMAN HIGHWAY SYSTEM THAT WOULD ENABLE HIS ARMIES TO MOVE ACROSS GERMANY IN WARTIME.  SOME 70 YEARS LATER BARACK OBAMA IS SEEN DOING THE SAME, BUT HIS "SHOVEL READY" PROJECTS NEVER GOT OFF THE GROUND.  OOPS HE CAN IN SECOND TO HITLER.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got Male!

Dallas, Texas Passed new Auto Insurance Law

The City of Dallas, Texas passed an ordinance stating that if a driver is pulled over by law enforcement and is not able to provide proof of Insurance, the car is towed.

To retrieve the car after being impounded, they must show proof of insurance to have the car released.
This has made it easy for the City of Dallas to remove uninsured cars. Shortly after the "No Insurance" ordinance was passed, the Dallas impound lots began to fill up and were full after only nine days.
Over 80% of the impounded cars were driven by illegals. Now, not only must they provide proof of insurance to have their car released, they have to pay for the cost of the tow, a $350 fine, and $20 for every day their car is kept in the lot.
Guess what? Accident rates have gone down 47% and... Dallas' solution gets uninsured drivers off the road WITHOUT making anyone show proof of Nationality.
I Wonder how the Justice Department will get around this one??

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

When you're over sixty and don't give a $hit!

This a$$hole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right. "I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you. "
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try. " After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "Yesterday."
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?" I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
When you are over sixty who gives a s**t?

Monday, July 8, 2013

Poor Michelle Obama, Just a convict on a worldwide cruise who dreams of arabs kissing jews.

I FEEL SO SORRY FOR OUR FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA.  JUST YOUR AVERAGE CONVICT ON A WORLDWIDE CRUISE WHO DREAMS OF ARABS KISSING JEWS AND OTHER SUCH ABSURD THINGS.  LIKE BUTTERFLY BOUNCES AND ELEPHANT OUNCES.  AND A RHINO ON A HYPHENS END AND FREIGHT RATES ACROSS AN ANT HILL.  THIS IS THE THINKING AND MEANDERING OF A FIRST LADY WHO HAS LOST CONTACT WITH THE REAL WORLD.  ONE ALMOST HAS TO FEEL SORRY FOR THIS WOMAN WHO WAS NEVER PROUD OF HER COUNTRY UNTIL HE HUSBAND WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.  WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE I FEEL SHE WILL BE TOTALLY MISERABLE AGAIN.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Obama's administration is Redefining Reality

H/T TO POLITIFAKE
IT'S TIME FOR AMERICANS TO WAKE UP AND SEE THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.  THE DEAR LEADER WHO HAS FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED AMERIKA WITHOUT FIRING A SINGLE SHOT.  THE HERO OF THE PROLETARIAT IN THEIR STRUGGLE AGAINST THE FORCES OF BOURGEOIS CAPITALISM.  THE EVER THINNING FORCES ON IMPERIALISTIC COLONIALISM HAVE WITNESSED THE MIGHT OF OUR DEAR LEADER AND ARE IN RETREAT ALL OVER THE WORLD.  THE UTOPIA PROMISED FOR SO LONG IS AT HAND.  NOW IS THE TIME TO DRIVE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF "RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM"!

If that was too depressing enjoy the pic of the day to lift you up a little:
 

Saturday, July 6, 2013

I'm 72 and Tired!

I'm 72. Except for brief period in the 50's when I was doing my National Service, I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for some serious health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.


I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.     
I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.
I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..

I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?

I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves un-employable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 72.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and her children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Fourth of July Tribute to Troops


LET'S REMEMBER OUR BRAVE FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN ON THIS SPECIAL DAY.  WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE NO 4th OF JULY!

My Thoughts for this July 4, 2013

 ""Liberty and freedom are precious must be fought for and many generations of Americans have answered the call and heard the toll of the Liberty Bell. Now is such a time and ask not for "whom does the bell toll". For those on the greens at Lexington and Concord heard the call and saw the approaching danger in the forms of "Brown Bess" and "Redcoat". And when the smoke had cleared the deaf ear of the oppressor was pierced by "the shot heard round the world".""

A Woman A Gun and a unrelated Chihuahua

H/T TO POLITIFAKE
WHEN SECONDS COUNT THE POLICE ARE MINUTES AWAY.  NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS A GUN!
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THE CHIHUAHUA

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. He knew his would be more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
 The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a f**king Chihuahua?" Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Stupid Things Liberals Say


H/T TO POLITIFAKE
THANK GOD FOR FOR PUTTING LIBERALS ON THIS EARTH TO CONFIRM I'M NOT DUMB!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Tonto and Kemosabe

CARTOON BY GLENN FODEN 
EVER WONDER WHY TONTO WAS HANGING AROUND WITH A WHITE CRACKER.  WHAT WAS IN IT FOR HIM.  ALL THOSE COLD NIGHTS ON THE TRAIL WHEN HE COULD HAVE HAD ALL THE COMFORTS OF THE WIGWAM.  NO WONDER HE CALLED HIM "KEMOSABE"!

Monday, July 1, 2013

Slapping Leather in "My Name is Nobody"!



FAST DRAW AND SLAP FROM "MY NAME IS NOBODY"  A 1973 SPAGHETTI WESTERN WITH TERENCE HILL IN THE TITLE ROLE. VERY FUNNY SCENE IN BELOW VIDEO.