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Monday, June 30, 2014

OBAMA THE GREAT TRADER

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SHOWN HIS TRADING AND NEGOTIATING SKILLS WHEN DEALING WITH THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA.  THEREBY TAKING HIS PLACE AMONG SUCH LEADERS AS JIMMY CARTER AND WANNABE PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON.  

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

LIBERALISM, ISLAM AND WESTERN CIVILIZATION

THERE IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO AMERICA, BUT NOT FROM SOME NUCLEAR POWER LIKE CHINA OR RUSSIA, BUT FROM THE WORLD WIDE THREAT POSED BY THE RISE OF RADICAL ISLAM. TODAY ISLAM IS SPREADING FASTER THAN IN THE DAYS OF THE PROPHET.  WHILE AT THE SAME TIME CHRISTIANITY AND THE OTHER MAJOR RELIGIONS ARE IN RETREAT AROUND THE GLOBE.  RELIGIOUS FANATICS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WITH US AND WHEN THEIR VIEWS ARE ADOPTED AND PROMOTED BY THE STATE THEIR DANGER IS MULTIPLIED AND THE THREAT THEY POSE MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, VERY SERIOUSLY.  TODAY'S LIBERALS FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THIS AND THEIR LACKADAISICAL APPROACH TO THIS GROWING THREAT, IS PERHAPS A BIGGER THREAT THAN ISLAM ITSELF.  MANY THINK WE CAN SIT BEHIND OUR NUKES AND NO NATION WOULD DARE ATTACK, DESPITE OUR SHRINKING ARMY SIZE.  BUT THEY FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT MOST LIBERAL WOULD NEVER USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS FIRST, NOT EVEN IF THE COUNTRY WAS BEING OVERRUN BY THE MUSLIM HORDES FROM THE EAST.  ESSENTIALLY OUR NUKES ARE A MOOT POINT IN THE WORLD OF LIBERAL THINKING.   

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

THE HIGH COST OF HEARING HILLARY CLINTON'S CRAP

HILLARY CLINTON IS BEING PAID IN ACCESS OF $200,000 PER SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT.  THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE ADDICTED TO SADOMASOCHISM.  CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK 
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Friday, June 27, 2014

HOW TO REDUCE YOUR TAXES

WHEN CONFRONTED BY AN IRS AUDIT JUST TELL THAT SMUG GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRAT, THAT YOUR COMPUTER ATE YOUR RECORDS FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS.  HELL IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR IRS COMMISSIONER LOIS LERNER AND HER CO-CONSPIRATORS.   IMAGE BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE  


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Thursday, June 26, 2014

Waiting for the Light to change


I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. 

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a " Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. 

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.  

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THE IRS IS BOTH INCOMPETENT AND CORRUPT

THE IRS, THE MOST FEARED AND POWERFUL GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS RUNNING-A-MUCK WITH THOSE BEAUCRATS IN CHARGE USING THEIR POWERS NOT TO JUST COLLECT MONEY, BUT TO INTIMIDATE THOSE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE POLITICAL DIVIDE.  CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Joe Biden, another Democrat who depends on the government for his livelihood

JOE BIDEN WAS REPUTED TO BE THE POOREST MAN IN CONGRESS WHEN HE SERVED THERE AND NOW THAT HE HIS VICE PRESIDENT CLINGS TO THAT DISTINCTION.  WONDER WHY HE IS CHARGING THE SECRET SERVICE $100,000 FOR THE USE OF HIS DELAWARE PROPERTY WHILE THEY ARE GUARDING HIM.  HECK, ACCORDING TO JOE, ALL YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF IS TO FIRE A SHOTGUN FROM YOUR BALCONY.  BUT THEN OF COURSE, WE DON'T ALL HAVE BALCONIES. CARTOON BY  HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS
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INDISPUTABLE TRUTH OF GLOBAL WARMING

WHO NEEDS SCIENTIST ON THE GOVERNMENT'S PAYROLL TO TELL US GLOBAL WARMING IS A FACT?  WHEN THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR AS DAY.  BUT ONE MUST WONDER IF THIS EVOLUTION OF WOMEN'S ATTIRE IS CAUSED BY THE WEATHER OR BY SOMETHING MUCH MORE OMINOUS.  BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS.  


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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

OBAMA'S LIAR DEN

THEY SAY BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER, BUT DAMN WITH THIS OBAMA BUNCH THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN THEY ARE SO F#*KING THICK.   
CARTOON BY  TONY BRANCO


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Monday, June 23, 2014

DEMOCRATS THEN AND NOW

BUT THEN AS HILLARY CLINTON WOULD SAY, "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE"!  EVIDENTLY NOT TO SOME.  IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Sunday, June 22, 2014

SENIOR PASSWORD

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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. 

USER: cabbage 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 

USER: boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 

USER: 1 boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 

USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 

USER:50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 

USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 

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Saturday, June 21, 2014

AL GORE BUYS BEACH FRONT MANSION

FORMER WANNA-BE PRESIDENT AL GORE HAS JUST SPENT MILLIONS ON A SPACIOUS BEACH FRONT MANSION.  EITHER HE DOESN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE HAS BEEN TELLING US ABOUT THE OCEANS RISING OR ELSE HE IS SO COMPLETELY SOLD ON OBAMA THAT HE REALLY DOES THINK THAT BARACK CAN STOP THE RISE OF THE OCEANS.   IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE 

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Friday, June 20, 2014

POURING AMERICAN SACRIFICES IN IRAQ DOWN THE DRAIN.

BARACK OBAMA BECAUSE OF SOME CAMPAIGN PROMISE HAS SEEN FIT TO EFFECTIVELY POUR ALL AMERICAN SACRIFICES IN IRAQ DOWN THE F##KING DRAIN.   HE REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT THE IRAQI PEOPLE BUT ONLY HIS BASE.  CARTOON BY  TONY BRANCO
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Thursday, June 19, 2014

JOHN KENNEDY WOULD BE OUT-OF-STEP IN TODAY'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY

JOHN KENNEDY WOULD NOT RECOGNIZE THE MODERN DAY DEMOCRATIC PARTY.  DURING HIS INAUGURATION SPEECH HE SAID, "ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY".  THAT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING BARACK OBAMA AND HIS FELLOW TRAVELERS BELIEVE.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE   EMBED CODE
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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

BENGHAZI TERRORIST MASTER MIND ADMITS THE VIDEO MADE HIM DO IT

IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS THE WHITE HOUSE IS REVEALING THAT CAPTURED BENGHAZI TERRORIST ABU KHATALLAH , THE MASTER MIND BEHIND THE KILLING OF AMBASSADOR STEVENS AND OTHERS WAS INSPIRED BY THE INFAMOUS AMERICAN MADE VIDEO.  SOURCES CLOSE TO SUSAN RICE HAVE TOLD REPORTERS IN OFF THE RECORD INTERVIEWS THAT ABU WHEN THREATENED WITH BUSH STYLE WATER BOARDING COMPLETLEY BROKE DOWN AND BEGAN SPILLING THE BEANS.  HOWEVER OTHER UNCONFIRMED SOURCES HAVE INDICATED THAT ABU AGREED TO MAKING THE VIDEO STATEMENTS ONLY IN RETURN FOR HIS SWAP WITH QATAR FOR AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF GOATS.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE  

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

WORDS OF WISDOM

Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 
Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted. 
Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 
Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 
Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 
Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 
Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 
Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 
Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow. 
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Monday, June 16, 2014

Border Patrol forbidden to turn away known Mexican Gang members

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT IS THAT THE AMERICAN BORDER PATROL IS NOT ALLOWED TO DETAIN KNOWN MEXICAN GANG MEMBERS WHO ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE.  MAKES ONE WONDER IF THOSE GANG MEMBERS WHO ARE IN THEIR EARLY 20'S HAVE ID'S ON THEM WHEN CROSSING THE BORDER.  AND TO THINK THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL FOR COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM.  UNLESS I'M WRONG IT FALLS ON THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT TO ENFORCE THE LAWS AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WHEN OBAMA TELLS US SOMETHING IT'S THE GOSPEL.  TRUSTING THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TO ENFORCE ANY IMMIGRATION LAW PASSED BY CONGRESS IF UTTER FOLLY.  ABOVE IMAGE BY POLITIFAKE

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Bubba and Hillary Broke when they left the White House.

DURING A RECENT INTERVIEW WHILE ON HER INFAMOUS BOOK TOUR HILLARY CLINTON REVEALED THAT SHE AND BUBBA WERE FLAT BROKE WHEN THEY LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE.  HILLARY ALSO REVEALED THAT FOR ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES IN THEIR LIFE THEY WERE OUT IN THE COLD HARD WORLD ON THEIR OWN BECAUSE PRIOR TO LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE ARKANSAS GOVERNORS MANSION THEY WERE GUEST OF THE TAXPAYERS.  NOW DON'T YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THIS POOR WIFE AND MOTHER.  AND DOESN'T THAT ENDEARING SYMPHONY MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR HER AND BILL IN 2016.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE  
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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Lois Lerner's Emails gobbled up by IRS computer run-a-muck

ACCORDING TO TOP OFFICIALS AT THE IRS A VORACIOUS COMPUTER NICK NAMED GODZILLA HAS GOBBLE UP LOIS LERNER'S EMAILS.  EMAILS SENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WERE THE TARGET OF THIS UNPROVOKED ATTACK BY GODZILLA.  LERNER IS SAID TO BE DEVASTATED OVER THERE LOSS.  WHEN CONTACTED  NSA SAID IT HAD NO COPIES OF THE DESTROYED EMAILS AND SENT AN APOLOGETIC SNAIL-MAIL TO LOIS INFORMING HER HOW SORRY THEY WERE FOR HER LOSS.  IT IS HOPED THAT ALL AMERICAN WILL OFFER CONDOLENCES TO MRS. LERNER DURING HER PERIOD OF MOURNING.  IMAGE AND THEME FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE  

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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Serving up Obama's Head on a Platter

I SUSPECT THE TALIBAN FELT LIKE THEY WERE GIVEN A GREAT GIFT WHEN THEY GOT THEIR LEADERS BACK FROM GITMO.  SHORT OF HAVING OBAMA'S HEAD ON A PLATTER THAT WAS THEIR BEST DEAL.  POOR OBAMA IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE HE CAN DO NOTHING RIGHT.  OR MAYBE I SELLING HIM SHORT AND PERHAPS THESE PAST FEW YEAR WITH THE MANY BLUNDERS WERE PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN.  AFTER ALL HE DID PROMISE TO FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM AMERICA.  HE CERTAINLY HAS DONE THAT BY TRANSFORMING US FROM THE WORLD'S GREATEST POWER TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST JOKE. 

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

DETRIOT SCHOOL GRADUATION

A student played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running back, but a really poor student. At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed if Darqueeze could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma. 

Getting into most university's would be "NO PROBLEM" The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The principal was on the stage and told him to come up. The principal had the diploma in his hand and said, "Darqueeze, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." He said he was ready and the principal asked him the question. 

"Darqueeze," he said, "How much is three times seven?" He looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The other students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!" Then he held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one." A hush fell over the auditorium and all the other students began another chant. 

"Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

FREE LOADERS AND TAXPAYERS

IN AMERICA WE HAVE ALWAYS, ALWAYS HAD FREE-LOADERS, HOWEVER IN THE PAST THEIR NUMBERS WERE SMALL.  BUT WITH EACH PASSING YEAR OR SHOULD I SAY EACH PASSING ELECTION THEIR NUMBERS ARE GROWING AS WE HEAD TOWARD THAT TIPPING POINT, THAT POINT OF NO RETURN WHEN THE FREE-LOADERS WILL OUT NUMBER THE TAXPAYERS.  FEW PEOPLE REALIZE THE FREEDOMS THEY GIVE UP TO GET THOSE SO-CALLED FREE HANDOUTS.  SEEMS THAT POLITICIANS HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT PROMISING FREEBIES FOR VOTES.  THIS HAS BEEN TRUE FROM THE 40 ACRES AND MULE DAYS UNTIL NOW AND IS NOT LIKELY TO CHANGE AS LONG AS WE HAVE IGNORANT VOTERS.   IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE
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Sunday, June 8, 2014

WHY BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN

ITS EASY TO SEE WHY BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN.  
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Saturday, June 7, 2014

I shook Obama's Hand today!

DEMOCRATS KNOW HOW TO SPEND YOUR MONEY BETTER THAT YOU DO.  SO IT'S ONLY LOGICAL THAT YOU TURN IT OVER TO THEM.  BY DOING SO YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT THEY WILL GIVE YOU CRADLE TO GRAVE SERVICE.  SO WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THOSE EVIL REPUBLICANS WHO WOULD FORCE YOU TO FEND FOR YOURSELF.
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Friday, June 6, 2014

On the Normandy Beach with Barack Obama

DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE THAT OBAMA'S VISIT TO THE NORMANDY BEACHES TODAY WAS LITTLE MORE THAN A PHOTO-OPT?  I SUSPECT THAT IF OBAMA WOULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT IN 1944 FOLLOWING NORMANDY HE WOULD HAVE DECLARED VICTORY AND CALLED AMERICAN TROOPS HOME.  THEREBY ASSURING GERMANY'S VICTORY IN WWII.  JUST SPECULATION, BUT SPECULATION BASED ON HIS PAST PERFORMANCE.  
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Thursday, June 5, 2014

BOWE BERGDAHL AND OBAMA'S NEW RED LINE

OBAMA HAS ONCE AGAIN PROVEN HE IS A STRONG PRESIDENT.  UNCONFIRMED SOURCES IN THE PENTAGON HAVE REVEALED THAT OBAMA HAS MADE A SECRET PHONE CALL TO BOWE BERGDAHL WHO IS NOW AT THE RAMSTEIN BASE IN GERMANY INFORMING BOWE THAT SHOULD HE GO AWOL AGAIN WE WILL SWAP NO MORE THAN 4 TERRORIST FOR HIM NEXT TIME.  DAMN AREN'T WE FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A LEADER IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

OBAMA TO SWAP ALL GITMO DETAINEES FOR PIXIE DUST

IN WHAT SOME HAVE CALLED THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY, PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS TRADED ALL THE REMAINING DETAINEES AT GITMO FOR A SMALL QUANTITY OF  LEGENDARY PIXIE DUST SAID TO BE FOUND ONLY IN THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGHANISTAN NEAR TORA BORA.  IT HAS LONG BEEN RUMORED THAT THE TALIBAN SPRINKLED THE MAGICAL DUST ON OSAMA BIN LADEN, MAKING HIM INVISIBLE  THEREBY FACILITATING HIS ESCAPE WHEN SURROUNDED BY ALLIED FORCES NEAR THAT MOUNTAIN STRONGHOLD.  IT IS THOUGHT THAT OBAMA WILL USE THE MAGIC DUST TO MAKE HIS ENEMIES IN CONGRESS AND AT FOX NEWS GO AWAY.  HARRY REID HAS PRAISED THIS TRADE AND URGED THE PRESIDENT TO STRIKE AGAINST THE KOCH BROTHERS.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE THEME OF THIS POST.
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