Saturday, October 31, 2015

Friday, October 30, 2015

Human breeding laws relaxed in China

THE GREAT BENEVOLENT SOCIALIST STATE OF CHINA IS NOW ALLOWING COUPLES IN THEIR PROGRESSIVE NATION TO HAVE TWO BABIES.  FOR MANY YEARS CHINESE COUPLES WERE ONLY ALLOWED ONE CHILD IN AN ATTEMPT BY THOSE COLLECTIVIST LEADERS IN BEIJING TO CONTROL AN EXPLODING POPULATION.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT POLICY WAS FLAWED IN THAT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH YOUNGER WORKERS COMING INTO THE WORK FORCE TO SUPPORT AN AGING POPULOUS!  OH WELL, SO MUCH FOR PROGRESSIVE GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS!   
Meme and post by Ron Russell

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Republican Interloper Poisons Hillary Clinton at LGBT Banquet

H/T to Politifake
BOTH MALE AND FEMALE AND OTHERS WHO WERE IN ATTENDANCE AT THE ANNUAL BANQUET HONORING THE LGBT COMMUNITY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THE GUEST OF HONOR, HILLARY CLINTON, SAID SHE DID NOT APPROVE OF GAY MARRIAGE.  FOLLOWING THE EVENT IT WAS LEARNED THAT A REPUBLICAN INTERLOPER HAD SLIPPED AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF "TRUTH SERUM" INTO HER SOUP.  DOCTORS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT UNLESS THE SERUM CAN BE FLUSHED FROM HER SYSTEM IT COULD BE FATAL!  THAT IS, FATAL TO HER POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS.   
Also posted at Obama Cartoons 

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Hard Work is a Demeaning Term to many Blacks

ON A RECENT SEGMENT OF HER MSNBC SHOW MELISSA HARRIS-PERRY IMPLIED THAT THE TERM "HARD WORK" WAS OFFENSIVE TO SOME BLACK PEOPLE.  SHE CONTINUED SAYING SHE HAD A PICTURE OF BLACK PEOPLE PICKING COTTON HANGING ON HER OFFICE WALL SAYING THAT WAS HARD WORK.  I'VE GOT NEW FOR MELISSA---MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH PICKED COTTON IN THOSE HOT AUGUST FIELDS, INCLUDING YOURS TRULY.  SHE WAS RIGHT IN THAT IT WAS HARD WORK, BUT SINCE WHEN IS HARD WORK OFFENSIVE. 
Hard Working White's Picking Cotton
I PICKED COTTON ALONG SIDE OF BLACKS ON MY GRAND DAD'S OLD FARM.  THAT IS, UNTIL LYNDON JOHNSON'S GREAT SOCIETY PLAN WAS PUT INTO EFFECT.  THAT WAS THE TIME WHEN ALL THE BLACKS IN THE RURAL PARTS OF OUR COUNTY PICKED UP AND MOVED TO TOWN TO SIT ON THEIR PORCHES AND ENJOY ALL THAT FREE STUFF DEMOCRATS WERE PASSING OUT TO THEM.  TO MANY OF THEM "HARD WORK" DID BECOME A DEMEANING TERM AND CITY BLACKS BEGAN REFERRING TO THEIR "HARD WORKING" COUNTRY COUSINS AS COUNTRY NI**ERS!  THUS WE HAD THE BEGINNING OF THE WELFARE STATE IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY!  NO LONGER WAS A MAN JUDGED BY THE CALLOUSES ON HIS HANDS, BUT BY THE NUMBER OF ROCKERS ON HIS FRONT PORCH.  YES MELISSA YOU ARE RIGHT THE TERM "HARD WORK" IS OFFENSIVE TO SOME WHO RATHER STAND IN THE WELFARE LINE THAN POUND THE STREET LOOKING FOR GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.  
Also posted at Obama Cartoons  and Right Wing Humor

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Trump and Carson: Tortoise and Hare

APPARENTLY THERE IS SOMETHING TO THAT OLD FABLE 
ABOUT THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE!

Monday, October 26, 2015

Death by Poison

CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO ADD ON ABOVE IMAGE.  
IT SAYS IT ALL!

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Donald Trump attacks Ben Carson's Religion

SHORTLY AFTER FALLING BEHIND BEN CARSON IN THE RECENT IOWA POLLS THE DONALD DECIDED TO ATTACK THE NEW FRONT RUNNER CARSON.  TRUMP LET IT BE KNOW THAT HE WAS A MEMBER OF A MAINSTREAM RELIGIOUS  GROUP, NAMELY THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH WHILE CARSON ON THE OTHER HAND BELONGED TO A FRINGE GROUP---THE SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST!  HONESTLY, I HAD BEEN LEANING TOWARD SUPPORTING TRUMP BUT THIS IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR AND TRUMP WILL REALLY HAVE TO CHANGE HIS TUNE TO GET MY SUPPORT AGAIN!  

Saturday, October 24, 2015

To Lie or Lie More

A POLITICIAN'S MOTTO:
"WHEN THE TRUTH HURTS LIE!  
WHEN A LIE HURTS DOUBLE DOWN"!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Is Hillary Clinton a Pathological Liar?

I
I DON'T KNOW IF HILLARY IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR OR NOT, 
BUT FOR SURE SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL LIAR!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

First Crusaders enter Antioch

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY OCTOBER 20, 1065 MEMBERS OF THE FIRST CRUSADE ENTER ANTIOCH!  MUSLIMS ARE STILL PISSED OFF AT THE CHRISTIANS WHO DARED TO TAKE BACK THEIR HOLY LANDS FROM THE ISLAMIC HORDES WHO TOOK IT SOME 400 YEARS EARLIER!

Monday, October 19, 2015

Democrats have brought their Socialistic Tendencies out of the Closet


WE ARE SEEING THE BIRTH OF A NEW POLITICAL PARTY IN AMERICA.  THE OLD DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS FAST BECOMING THE SOCIALIST PARTY OF AMERICA.  ONE HAS TO WONDER IF THE SOCIALIST PARTY WILL EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING AKIN TO COMMUNISM----AFTER ALL NEW DEMOCRATS ARE SOME OF THE LEAST TOLERANT PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY, ALWAYS TRYING TO SILENCE THOSE WHO DISAGREE WITH THEM.  COULD WE SOON SEE SOVIET-LIKE GULAGS ESTABLISHED IN PLACES LIKE ALASKA?  OR MAYBE THOSE DISSENTERS WILL JUST BE SENT TO SPRAWLING RE-EDUCATION CAMPS AND INDOCTRINATED WITH THE TEACHINGS OF MARX AND LENIN!  

Saturday, October 17, 2015

What if Putin was Black and Obama White

HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, INSTEAD OF THESE TWO SWAPPING SKIN COLOR 
LET THEM SWAP JOBS!  
THEN OBAMA COULD HAVE HIS SOCIALIST COUNTRY 
AND 
PUTIN WOULD HAVE CONTROL OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MILITARY!

Friday, October 16, 2015

Democrats and Your Money

IN CHURCH THEY PASS THE PLATE TO GET YOUR OFFERING.  THE DEMOCRATS ALSO PASS THE PLATE WHILE HOLDING A GUN ON THOSE REFUSING TO GIVE THAT OFFERING TO THEIR GODS (LABOR UNIONS, FREE-LOADERS, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, AND DOZENS OF OTHERS THEY HAVE DEEMED TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT). 

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Russian backed Cuban Troops now fighting in Syria

RELIABLE SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED THAT CUBAN TROOPS ARE NOW FIGHTING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR RUSSIAN ALLIES, IRANIAN AND SYRIAN GOVERNMENT FORCES AGAINST AMERICAN BACKED REBEL TROOPS IN THAT WAR RAVISHED NATION .  IT SEEMS THAT CUBAN TANK COMMANDERS TRAINED IN RUSSIA HAVE BEEN FLOWN INTO THE NEW RUSSIAN BASE NEAR LATAKIA!  THESE CUBANS ALONG WITH THE THOUSANDS OF IRANIANS AND RUSSIAN TROOPS HAVE CONCENTRATED THEIR ATTACKS ON CIA SUPPORTED SYRIAN REBELS AND NOT ISIS.  NOW ALL RUSSIA NEEDS IS NORTH KOREA AND VENEZUELA IN ORDER TO HAVE A FULL HOUSE, WHILE OBAMA IS TRYING TO BLUFF WITH A BUSTED FLUSH. 

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

What if Bernie Sanders is elected President

WILL BERNIE SANDERS BE ELECTED RUNNING AS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT.  HELL WITH ALL THE CRAZIES ON THE LEFT VOTING IT COULD HAPPEN.  BUT THE TRUTH IS HE WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST SOCIALIST PRESIDENT----THAT HONOR GOES TO BARACK OBAMA.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Only Blood and Iron will resolve the great questions of this time

SOME 150 YEARS AGO ON THIS DAY OCTOBER 13, 1862 GERMAN CHANCELLOR OTTO VON BISMARCK GAVE HIS FAMOUS "BLOOD AND IRON" SPEECH.  TO PARAPHRASE THE MOST MEMORABLE  LINE "THE GREAT QUESTIONS OF THIS TIME WILL NOT BE RESOLVED BY SPEECHES AND MAJORITY DECISIONS BUT BY BLOOD AND IRON"!  WHAT WAS TRUE SOME 150 YEARS AGO REMAINS TRUE TODAY.   BUT MANY INCLUDING THE MAN WHO NOW SITS IN THE WHITE HOUSE REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS REALITY AND INSTEAD INSIST ON LIVING IN THAT FAIRY TALE WORLD THAT ALWAYS ENDS WITH "THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER-AFTER".  by Ron Russell
Also posted at Right Wing Humor 

Monday, October 12, 2015

The Liberal Gun Club for Progressive, Transgender, Pro-Choice, Shooting Enthusiasts

FINALLY, AFTER YEARS OF WAITING PROGRESSIVES HAVE FOUND A GUN CLUB THEY CAN SUPPORT!  THE LOGO SAYS IT ALL.  MEMBERSHIP IS FREE AFTER YOU DONATE $1000 TO EITHER PLANNED PARENTHOOD OR THE DNC!  PLEASE NOTE WHAT LURKING BENEATH THAT SKIRT IN THE LOWER LEFT SIDE OF IMAGE!

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Why do Democrats help poor people buy Beer, Cigarettes and Air Nikes?

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT PERSON AHEAD OF YOU IN THE CHECK OUT LINE, THE ONE WITH THOSE AIR NIKES, AT YOUR LOCAL MARKET AS THEY WHIP OUT THAT EBT CARD TO PAY FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE CUTS OF MEAT AND CRAB CLAWS AND THEN DIGGING DEEP INTO THEIR PURSE TO PAY FOR THAT BOTTLE OF CROWN ROYAL?  MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR A LIFE STYLE THEY COULD NOT AFFORD UNLESS THEY TOOK A JOB!

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Night Life in Chicago

THERE IS NOTHING MORE EXCITING THAN A NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN THE WINDY CITY.  THE AIR IS FULL OF THE SOUNDS OF YOUTHS OF THAT AMAZING CITY EXPRESSING THEIR BROTHERLY LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER. 
THE CHICAGO CHAMBER OF COMMERCE IN COOPERATION WITH LOCAL UNDERTAKERS IS NOW OFFERING FREE "ONCE IN A LIFETIME" GETAWAY PACKAGES FOR THOSE THAT WANT THAT ULTIMATE BREATH-TAKING EXPERIENCE. 

Friday, October 9, 2015

Obama to issue new Executive Order Banning Gun Violence in America


BECAUSE CRIMINALS AND CRAZY PEOPLE DO NOT OBEY EXISTING GUN CONTROL LAWS OBAMA IS ISSUING A NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA.  THIS NEW LAW WILL HAVE LARGE FINES FOR THOSE DARING TO VIOLATE OBAMA'S MANDATE.  HOWEVER NO PRISON SENTENCES WILL BE GIVE TO THOSE THAT VIOLATE THIS EXECUTIVE ACTION, BECAUSE FEDERAL PRISONS ARE ALREADY OVER CROWDED.  

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Progressive Segregation of Gun Owners

SOME ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE OLD "NO BLACKS OR JEWS ALLOWED" SIGNS THAT DOTTED THE LANDSCAPE YEARS AGO IN BOTH THE NORTH AND SOUTH.  SIGNS THAT SEGREGATED AMERICANS BY RACE AND RELIGION.  THOSE DAYS ARE GONE, BUT A NEW PROGRESSIVE BASED SEGREGATION IS SWEEPING ACROSS THE NATION WITH MORE AND MORE "GUN FREE ZONES" APPEARING.  GUN OWNERS ARE THE NEW NEGROS OF OLD AND THERE IS A CONCERTED EFFORT COMING FROM THE LEFT TO SEGREGATE THESE MODERN DAY TROGLODYTES FROM THE PROGRESSIVE "BRAVE NEW WORLD"! by Ron Russell
Also posted at Right Wing Humor 

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The City of Roseburg Oregon to get an Unwelcome Visit from President Obama

FOLLOWING THE SHOOTINGS AT THE UMPQUA COMMUNITY COLLEGE IN ROSEBURG, OREGON THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL VISIT THE SITE ON OCTOBER 9.  THE PRESIDENT WILL BE ACCOMPANIED TO THE GUN FREE ZONE OF UMPQUA COLLEGE BY AN ESTIMATED 140 ARMED SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TO GUARANTEE HIS SAFETY WHILE ON CAMPUS.   OF COURSE WE ALL MUST REALIZE THAT THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT IN FAR MORE VALUABLE THAN THAT OF A LOWLY COLLEGE FRESHMAN AND THAT GUN FREE ZONES ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE UNARMED STUDENT BODY FROM LAW-ABIDING CRIMINALS THAT WILL SURELY OBEY THE SIGNS POSTED AT THE ENTRANCE TO SUCH FACILITIES.
ONE MUST WONDER HOWEVER WHY THE PRESIDENT NEEDS ALL THESE ARMED GUARDS WHEN THE POSTED SIGNS WILL KEEP THE BAD GUYS OUT.  IN FACT THE ADMINISTRATORS AT UMPQUA COLLEGE WERE SO SURE OF THIS THEY REFUSED TO EVEN ARM THE CAMPUS SECURITY GUARDS.  LET'S FACE THE TRUTH, THE PRESIDENT KNOWS BETTER BUT WILL NEVER ADMIT IT.   DOES THE PRESIDENT WANT A GUN FREE AMERICA? 
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE RESIDENTS OF ROSEBURG, REALIZE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S VISIT TO THEIR COMMUNITY IS NOT JUST TO MEET WITH THE FAMILIES OF THE SLAIN, BUT TO PROMOTE HIS ANTI-GUN AGENDA.  SOMETHING HE BEGAN BEFORE THE BLOOD HAD DRIED ON THE SCHOOL HOUSE FLOOR!  CONSEQUENTLY SOME 2000 LOCAL PROTESTERS WILL GREET THIS GUN-GRABBING  BUREAUCRAT AS HE STEPS FROM THE PEOPLES PLANE OR HELICOPTER! 
by Ron Russell
Also posted at Obama Cartoons  and Right Wing Humor
  

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Machete sales soar as last San Francisco Gun Store closes

THE OWNERS OF HIGH BRIDGE ARMS LOCATED IN SAN FRANCISCO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS FOR THE LAST TIME AFTER 63 YEARS DUE TO REPRESSIVE  LAWS IMPOSED BY THE CITY COUNCIL.  AT THE SAME TIME THE NUMBER OF STORES SELLING MACHETES (THE WEAPON OF CHOICE FOR ILLEGALS FROM THE SOUTH) HAS SKY-ROCKETED  WITH OVER A 100 STORES IN THE BAY AREA SELLING THIS FINE CUTLERY WITH BLADES RANGING FROM 14"-27".   ON A RELATED NOTE THE "MURDER BY MACHETE" RATE HAS SOARED IN BAY AREA, WHILE THE DEATH BY GUN RATE HAS BEEN STATIONARY WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OAKLAND AND SAN JOSE WHERE IT TOO HAS GONE UP.   
Also posted at  Obama Cartoons

Monday, October 5, 2015

Poor Blacks are Reaping what they have Sown

IT APPEARS THAT A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF POOR BLACKS ARE CONTENT WITH THEIR POSITION IN SOCIETY.  AFTER ALL THEY KEEP VOTING FOR THOSE LEADERS WHO KEEP THEM THERE.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Get Rich quick selling Baby Parts


PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS LITTLE BETTER THAN A DRUG LORD 
SELLING THEIR  PRODUCT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Gun Relocation Act

THE "GUN RELOCATION ACT" WAS PASSED BY A DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED SENATE USING THE NUCLEAR OPTION LESS THAT ONE YEAR AFTER THE WORD "ABORTION" WAS DEEMED TO BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND REPLACED WITH THE TERM "FETAL RELOCATION".  THIS LANDMARK ACT REQUIRES THAT ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES IMMEDIATELY TURN IN ALL THEIR FIREARMS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE GIVEN A "GUN FREE ZONE" PLACK WHICH THEY MUST PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED ON THEIR PROPERTY.  SHORTLY AFTER THE ACT WAS SIGNED INTO LAW SENATE REPUBLICANS AND A FEW DEMOCRATS POINTED OUT A SERIOUS FLAW IN THE NEW LAW.  IT SEEMS THAT THE WORDS "LAW ABIDING CITIZENS" EXEMPTED CRIMINALS AND ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM COMPLYING WITH THE ACT.  AN ATTEMPT TO RECTIFY THIS ERROR WAS DEFEATED IN THE DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED CONGRESS.  AFTER ALL THOSE IN POWER DID NOT WANT TO ANGER  IMPORTANT VOTING BLOCKS IN THEIR BASE (CRIMINALS AND ALIENS).  LESS THAT ONE WEEK AFTER IT ENACTMENT A RESIDENT OF FLORIDA WAS CHARGED UNDER THE NEW LAW.  SEEMS A MAN CAME HOME AND FOUND THREE INTRUDERS RAPING HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.  THE DISTRAUGHT FATHER RETREATED TO ANOTHER ROOM AND LOCATED HIS HIDDEN PISTOL AND RETURNED SHOOTING AND KILLING THE THREE.  THIS MAN WAS FORMALLY CHARGED BY ATTORNEY GENERAL AL SHARPTON'S DOJ AND FACES A 20 YEAR SENTENCE FOR VIOLATION OF THE "GUN RELOCATION ACT"!
FICTIONAL, OF COURSE.  BUT NOT TOO FARFETCHED IF THOSE LIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT HAD THEIR WAY. 
Meme and Post by Ron Russell       
The above is also being posted at TOTUS   and  Right Wing Humor.

Friday, October 2, 2015

The Formative years of Bibi Netanyahu and Barack Obama

HELL, LITTLE WONDER THE MESS WE'RE IN!

World's Biggest Boobs

JUST RECENTLY THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS TREATED TO AN EYE-OPENING SITE WHEN HE VISITED AMERICA.  HE HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND EVEN TOUCH ONE OF THEM.  REMEMBER THE PUTIN-OBAMA HAND SHAKE!

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Iranian Troops pour into Syria as Russian Air Strikes continue

RUSSIAN IS CONTINUING IT'S AIR STRIKES AGAINST FREE SYRIAN ARMY POSITIONS AS HUNDREDS OF IRANIAN TROOPS POUR ACROSS THE BORDER, NOT TO ATTACK ISIS, BUT TO CRUSH FREE SYRIAN FORCES SUPPORTED BY THE UNITED STATES.  IT IS BECOMING CLEARER WITH EACH PASSING DAY THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A FU*KING WIMP THAT WILL DO LITTLE OR NOTHING TO SUPPORT ITS FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE ONLY WEAPON HE WILL USE AGAINST OUR ENEMIES IN A POINTING FINGER AND A FORKED TONGUE.