Obamacare Pilot has that "Come to Jesus" moment

That moment when the plane pilot asks you, 

"Where's my Parachute"!

Trump's EPA recommends placomg extreme Tariff on Re-Fried Beans imported from Mexico

Following a full week of study by top scientist at the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) new EPA Secretary Scott Pruitt has announced that due to the unnatural quantity of flagellants coming from the consumption of Mexican re-fried beans his agency has recommended an extreme tax be levied on all such beans coming into this country from Mexico.  This move would greatly decrease the quantity of greenhouse gas emission across the nation, particularly in California.  A congressional report showed this action would reduce the re-fried bean flow into America by over 90%.  An action that would send illegal aliens scurrying south in search of their favorite side dish.  The congressional report further revealed that a whopping three million illegals would flee back across the southern border, unable to pay the $35 per can increase in cost.  Needless to say, this would solve part of the illegal alien problem.  But the good news doesn't stop there.  Many wealth Mexicans will be able to pay the additional cost they will incur when purchasing a can of  this Latino delicacy and the tax money from those sales will go directly into "Trump's Wall".     

A New Nationalism is coming to America and the Western World lead by visionaries like Donald Trump

ANY SERIOUS STUDENT OF WORLD HISTORY KNOWS THAT CHANGE IS ALWAYS IN THE WINDS AND THAT NOTHING IS STATIONARY AND PERMANENT EXCEPT THE CERTAINTY THAT THINGS WILL CHANGE.  THERE IS AN ONGOING REVOLUTION WITH THE STATUS QUO ALWAYS BEING CHALLENGED BY THE FORCES OF CHANGE.  THE OLD ORDER ALWAYS, ALWAYS GIVES WAY TO THE NEW ORDER IN THIS PROTRACTED CONFLICT THAT IS PART OF THE SYSTEMIC REVOLUTION.  TODAY, THE PROCESS OF CHANGE IS BEING ACCELERATED AND TIME COMPRESSED BY THE NEW TECHNOLOGIES OF TV, THE INTERNET, AND A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS.  GREAT CHANGES LOOM LARGE ON THE NEAR HORIZON AND WE MUST FIGHT TO MAINTAIN SOME SENSE OF INDIVIDUALISM AND LIBERTY AGAINST THE ONRUSHING EVENTS.  THE WORLD WARS OF THE 20th CENTURY SAW THE COLLAPSE OF OLD 18th AND 19th CENTURY COLONIALISM.  AND FOLLOWING THE CLOSE OF WWII THEIR WAS AN ATTEMPT BY THE WESTERN POWERS TO RE-ESTABLISH SOME SENSE OF ORDER.  A NEW ORDER THAT LED TO THE RISE OF THE USSR IN EASTERN EUROPE AND NATO, THE EU AND THE UNITED NATIONS IN THE WEST.  TODAY THE EUROPEAN UNION IS COLLAPSING AND THE OLD USSR RELEGATED TO THE BONE YARD OF HISTORY. 

CURRENTLY WE ARE EXPERIENCING THE RISE OF A NEW NATIONALISM IN THIS COUNTRY WITH THE ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP BEING ONLY A STEPPING STONE  TOWARD THE REJECTION OF GLOBALISM.  THE SAME FORCES IN THIS PROTRACTED CONFLICT ARE BEING FELT IN THE WESTERN DEMOCRACIES IN EUROPE.  IN SHORT, A NEW WORLD ORDER IS EMERGING.  SCHOLARS WILL TELL YOU THAT HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.  HOW TRUE.  AT THIS TIME THE FORCES OF GLOBALISM ARE STRONG AND THIS OLD ORDER WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.  BUT AS ALWAYS IN THIS CONFLICT THEY WILL GROW WEAKER AS THE NEW ORDER, IN THIS CASE NATIONALISM, GROWS STRONGER UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE OLD IS REPLACED BY THE NEW IN THE PROTECTED CONFLICT WHICH IS ONLY A PART OF THE GRAND SYSTEMIC REVOLUTION.  A REVOLUTION THAT HAS BEEN WITH US FROM THE GREEK CITY STATES TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE.  FROM THE ROMAN EMPIRE TO THE DARK AGES.  FROM THE DARK AGES TO THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND COLONIALISM.  FROM COLONIALISM TO THE EMERGING NEW NATIONALISM WE ARE WITNESSING TODAY.

ON A RELATED NOTE.  IF YOU DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR "NATIONALISM" OVER 95% OF THE IMAGES THERE REFLECT A GLOBALIST VIEW AND A STRONG CONDEMNATION OF NATIONALISM.  THIS IS WHAT WE ARE UP AGAINST. 

Obama's "Scenic Overlook" signs on school bathrooms to be replaced by traditional "Boys and Girls"

Just this week President Trump reversed Barack Obama's Executive Order mandating that all the nations public schools be required to allow any student to use the restroom of his, hers, or it's choice on any given day, depending on their mood at the time.  Schools were forced to comply under threat of having their federal funds withheld for non-compliance.  Looks like those newly installed "Scenic Overlook" signs on the restroom doors will have to come down and the traditional "Boys and Girls" signs taken out of mothballs.

President Trump could help solve the Rape Crisis in Europe by Importing Islamic Rapist from those distressed nations

President Trump has turned a blind eye to the distressed peoples of Europe and Scandinavia by refusing to import Islamic Rapist to America.  An act that would provide much needed relief from the exploding rape crisis.  A crisis brought on by open border progressives in the European Union.  Just how long will Americans tolerate this callous position of Trump, that obviously ignores the Islamic man's belief that a woman's place is either behind or underneath a man.   

President Trump condemned by the media for not knowing what the acronym CBC means.

Last week at his news conference, President Trump was asked about his contacts with the CBC (Congressional Black Caucus).  Trump seemed unfamiliar with this acronym and was soundly criticized by the media for this unforgivable sin.  I watched the news conference and was equally confounded by "CBC".  The question was on the subject of a meeting with the CBC, a racially segregated organization that denies admissions to Caucasians, Orientals, Latinos, and all other non black groups. Just out of curiosity I checked on commonly used acronyms and shockingly nowhere did Congressional Black Caucus appear.  I've provided a link to those Common CBC Acronyms .  I suspect the reporter asking the question was deliberately trying to make Trump appear clueless.  But then what else is new.  Perhaps someone should ask this so-called journalist, April Ryan, about the CWC (Congressional White Caucus).  Bet she would also be confounded---there is no such critter. 

At any rate the Trump administration has announced that a meeting will  be held with the 49 members of the CBC with a full White House Banquet to follow honoring those in the Congressional Black Caucus.  The menu for this grand banquet is said to contain: chicken wings, ham hocks, fried chitlins, collard greens, boiled tripe, pickled pig's feet, watermelons and Trump 45 Malt Liquor (the nations newest brew)  instead of the usual bubbly Moet and Chandon champagnes.  Sounds Trumpian to me!  Of course, the Donald will be branded as a racist for this, but had Obama laid out a spread like this the brothers and reporters would be heaping praise on him and naming their first born son "Barack"!  

President Trump declares Mount Zion Island in Massachusetts a National Park and will move GITMO detainees there.

It has just been learned that President Trump will soon sign an executive order declaring Mt. Zion Island in Massachusetts the nations newest National Park.  The state had recently made the island a Rattlesnake Refuge for the endangered timber rattler which is on the verge of extinction in the land of "lobsters and liberals".  Sources close to the President have indicated the Executive Order on Mt. Zion Island will be followed by another fulfilling the promise of former President Obama to close GITMO.  The order will mandate the removal of detainees from their tropical Caribbean paradise and a relocation to Mt. Zion.  Trump has specified that only two conditions will apply to the detainees and their new environment.  First all long sticks that could be used as weapons be removed and second, that no detainee will be provided with sandals.  Already most all Republicans senators are applauding this move with the exceptions of John McCain and Lindsey Graham.  The move will occur this spring---a time when the local residents (rattlesnakes) are most active and aggressive as they search for mates.  Of course, the closing of GITMO will take away a recruiting tool of ISIS.  But we will be watching to see if those congressmen and women of the liberal persuasion will declare this Rattlesnake infested island to also be a recruiting poster for those wishing to sign up and kill infidels.   

On a totally unrelated note 
we offer a solution to racist politics in America 
and the end of the Democratic Party:   

Racial Deconstruction

Do Democrats now believe that Trump is helping the Commie's sap our Precious Bodily Fluids

In the 1960's Americans, especially those on the right, were obsessed with the "Red Scare".  The leftest Hollywood film makes of that era like Stanley Kubrick often used those feelings of an of an imminent commie attack to poke fun or scare the hell out of their comrades in the revolution.  You see in those days it was the right who saw the danger from the USSR and those on the left who minimized the dangers coming from that part of the world.  After all, the American left, in many ways, marched in lockstep with their socialist brothers in Russia.  This was not just reflected in the Hollywood films of the day, but in the political arena resulting in the infamous ""Daisy Ad"

during the 1964 election between Barry Goldwater and Lyndon Johnson.  An election that saw Democrats painting Goldwater as a right-wing extremist with an itchy finger on the White House 'Red Button', that would send the nukes flying and result in total world destruction.  I should add, these tactics worked and Goldwater suffered a stunning defeat in that year's election.

Funny how things change.  Now with Donald Trump sitting in the White House, the "red scare" is still with us, but this time it is those on the left who are warning of the dangers coming from the Russian state.  I suspect the left has not changed it's stripes, but rather their hate of President Trump that is driving them into the "The Russians are Coming" camp!  Actually, I find it amusing that progressives have come around to my way of thinking on the Russian threat.  Although, I realize this rouse will past as soon as Trump leaves the White House.  Something I hope doesn't happen for 8 more years.

Trump strikes back at CNN and other Porveyors of Fake News

After weeks of being poked like a Mexican Pinata, the "Donald" struck back at the purveyors of very fake news in a 70+ minute news conference.  A news conference in which he answered questions from all elements of the media regardless of race, color, creed or national origin.  Even those reporters (if you can call them that), who are avowed members of the Democrats  coalition  like CNN's Jim Acosta were given a shot at the man from the Oval Office.  A man they imply, who would shuffle off secrets to his puppet masters in the Kremlin.  If you are foolish enough to believe them you are either a Harvard grad student of some other kind of idiot who thinks the bookshelves in Trump Tower are filled with copies of Marx's Das Kapital.  Damn, that is really an oxymoron when they are the one's that for decades who have been fellow travelers with their brothers in revolution from mother Russia.

In case you missed the show grab some popcorn and kick back!

You can also watch the live stream from Trump's rally here at the Melbourne-Orlando Airport on 
Saturday Feb. 18, 2017 at 4PM est
 

Help reduce Campus Suicide rates, impeach Trump

Following the election of Donald J. Trump as President actuarial tables have shown a sudden spike in the suicide rate among certain specific groups.  These outbreaks are confined to University Campuses and urban areas.  Whereas rural areas of middle America seem unaffected by this mysterious ailment.  Statistics have revealed that not only have self-inflicted death rates increased, for some obscure reason the demand for twinkies, zoom zoom's and wam wam's soared.  Leaving the confectionery companies scrambling to meet the increased demand for what amounts to adult pacifiers.  Mental health specialist at the nation's top institutions (nut houses), have endorsed a recently developed medication for this spreading disorder---"The Impeachment of Donald Trump"!

Breaking News: Doctors at the CDC, Communicable Disease Center in Atlanta have isolated and identified the bug responsible for this growing world wide threat.  This mind-altering danger to humanity is being called----TRUMPOZOA!   

Putin - Trump conspiracy grows as thousands of Red State schools found to be teaching Russian

Following the shocking revelation that former national security advisor, Mike Flynn made numerous trips to Russia where he was reportedly compromised by Vladimir Putin who plied him with large quantities of Borscht and Russian Whiskey aka Beluga Gold Line Vodka.  CNN is now reporting that during the presidential campaign hundreds of secret training camps were set up in deep red states (no pun intended), by Russian agents to train naive young people the revolutionary tactics of Vladimir Lenin and Saul Alinsky (the world's two most infamous community organizers).  According to CNN these camps were established for the singular purpose of defeating Hillary Clinton and electing Donald Trump president.  However, many Americans are now beginning to wonder why Russian leader Putin would support the election of Trump.  Especially while sending an armed Russian spy ship some 30 nautical miles of the east coast of America near the submarine base at New London, Connecticut,  deploying nuclear tipped cruise missiles to Europe in violation of a Cold War Treaty and finally having Russian aircraft buzz American warships operating in the Black Sea. 

Putting together the pieces of this puzzle is proving to present more problems than a cross-eyed man would have with a Chinese jigsaw puzzle.  Perhaps, just perhaps this is all some master ploy intended to confound and confuse Putin and just as important those in the media.  And the mastermind behind this Machiavellian stroke of genius is none other than the man from Trump Tower, the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.        

A Call to Arms: The Election is over, the first Skirmish won. The War has just begun and the crowning victory not yet in sight

Liberty and freedom are precious and must be fought for and many generations of Americans have answered the call and heard the toll of the Liberty Bell. Now is such a time and ask not for "whom does the bell toll". For those on the greens at Lexington and Concord heard the call and saw the approaching danger in the forms of "Brown Bess and Redcoat". And when the smoke had cleared the deaf ear of the oppressor was pierced by "the shot heard round the world".

Following the election of Donald J. Trump, many patriots on the right foolishly thought the war was over.  They were wrong, terribly wrong.  Opposing forces have clashed, but the November victory was little more than a skirmish, with that final crowning victory still just a distant dream.  A dream, that will remain just that should today's warrior melt away like the fair weather soldier and the sunshine patriot.  The forces aligned  against President Trump and formidable and seek no compromise, but only complete and total capitulation.  They are determined in their opposition having tasted the bitter sting of defeat in the November election.  They will not revisit that mistake, but instead go headlong after those they see as the enemy.  Let us not make the same mistake, the great Civil War general Robert E. Lee made by failing  to follow up that initial victory at Bull Run and go for the enemies throat.   An action that ultimately cost him the war.  The war has been joined, the first battle won.  But let's not stack our guns until that crowning victory has been won.  And the enemy  vanquished and driven from the field.  Make no mistake this is a war and this is a call to arms.    

Singer Joy Villa turned LaLa Land on head by wearing "Make America Great" gown at 59th Grammy's

This was one of those rare, extremely rare moments in Hollywood when someone bucked the trend.  Thanks Joy, you made my day!

The Tiny Tasty Delta Smelt now being Canned at secret locations in California's Central Valley

Apparently the farmers in California have had enough when it comes to the tiny Delta Smelt---a fish put on the endangered species list because of actions by environmental activist groups.  As a result, the state of California has diverted millions of gallons of water from the farms in the Central Valley resulting in the closing of hundreds of farms and bringing the unemployment rate to the highest level not seen since the days of the Great Depression.  But now the farmers are fighting back.  It has been reported that at several locations somewhere in the foothills of the High Sierra's secret canning factories have been established for the sole purpose of containing the spread of this minnow-like pest and confining it to tin cans.  One farmer was heard to say, "hell it's them or us, after all the government in Washington was trying to can us!  We just got to them first"!

To add insult to injury cans of this tiny fish are now being sold to San Francisco elites.  Among those buying this exotic delicacy are the same environmentalist who had lobbied for this minnow-like fish to be put on the EPA's endangered species list.  Apparently the secret canneries operating in the Sierra's have labeled their catch as farm-raised sardines untouched by those terrible fishing nets that ensnare innocent sea turtles and dolphins.  Causing this canned delight to be in great demand by members of the Sierra Club and those in Silicon Valley.  See even in California good things occasionally happen.    

Trump reacts to Seattle Court Ruling on his Travel Ban

Tonight, the the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (the most over-turned court in the land), upheld the stay issued by Seattle Federal District Judge James Robart, on President Trump's temporary immigration ban.  At this time future actions of the Trump White House remain cloaked in mystery.  However, some are reporting that the Air Force Officer charged with carrying the so-called Nuclear Football (a small case with the nuclear launch codes) and normally stationed outside the Oval Office has not been seen for the last half hour.  The meaning of his absence is somewhat unclear.  But there are reports that loud cheers have been heard coming from staff members inside with the President.

The secret ingredient in your Starbucks Latte revealed

Finally after years of research an astute graduate student from S.H.I.T. (Sam Houston Institute of Technology) has discovered that secret ingredient in Starbucks world famous latte.  That ingredient that gives Starbucks that renowned aroma and unique flavor.  The secret was unlocked when this enterprising young man was able to gain entrance to the employee's private facility located in the rear of the coffee house.  It has been rumored that the Starbucks founder wanted to use the a modified version of the logo "finger licking good" changing it to "finger dipping good" however that was deemed to be a infringement of the logo copyrighted some years earlier by a enterprising retired Kentucky Colonel.  For those inquiring minds that may want to know the origin of the name "Starbuck" here is a very brief history.  Originally the company was named Pequod after the whaling ship in Herman Melville's great American novel---Moby Dick. 

The name was quickly dropped and replaced with Starbuck the name of the first mate aboard the Pequod.  Not that this has anything to do with the story, but then what Melville was attempting to tell us in his yarn of the sea was that man's fate was per-determined.  Pre-determined in that Captain Ahab was destined to chase the great white whale Moby Dick until it killed him.  Maybe, just maybe like Captain Ahab was drawn to Moby you will be mesmerized by that  infamous Starbucks logo  that will suck you down like "Cyarydbis" of Greek Mythology, to that place where you will learn to appreciate the finer things in life---especially that of half-digested coffee beans.  In plain unadulterated Trumpian language---SH*T!

On a somewhat related note.  I had often wondered how Melville came up with the name "Moby Dick"?  After much research I found the term "moby" came from natives on the remote island of Maupiti in French Polynesia.  Translated it means  'huge'.  That discovery instantly reminded me of a story my grandfather told of the time he worked for the Illinois Central Railroad.  The line that runs from New Orleans to Chicago.  At any rate, he told me the time when a train came through heading north from the coast pulling to large flat cars carrying a part of some great sea monster to the 1933, Chicago World Fair.  I asked the old man what animal part was so big as to occupy two flat cars.  He took a puff of his pipe and replied, "it's dick"!  Makes one wonder if Melville, might have some hidden message in this novel "Moby Dick"!  For those wondering what the above image is: Hint, it ain't a dorsal fin!  

Paradise would be Hell if not for Extreme Vetting and a Wall

One must wonder if admission thru the Pearly Gates was granted to every Tom, Dick and Harry who came down the pike if Paradise could maintain it's position of being the most sought after retirement location in the Universe.  Or if an open gate policy was instituted would Paradise become a Hell.  A full-blown fiery place filled with thieves, murderers, rapist, and other assorted law breakers such as border jumpers, terrorist and drug smugglers.  Now what do you think Jesus would do about immigration? 

I WOULD BE REMISS IF I FAILED TO POINT OUT THERE ARE THOSE WHO WALK AMONG US THAT SEE NO RAPIST, MURDERERS OR THIEVES ON THE STREETS OR EVEN IN THE PRISONS.  THEY INSTEAD SEE ONLY MISGUIDED SOULS WHO ARE VICTIMS OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT.  IN OTHER WORDS, THEIR BAD BEHAVIOR WAS LEARNED FROM BAD PARENTS OR OTHERS.  AFTER ALL, THOSE POOR SOULS WERE NOT BORN THAT WAY.  AND PLEASE, DON'T ALL YOU FOLKS IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY GET UPSET----I FULLY REALIZE YOU WERE INDEED BORN WITH THOSE FINE UPSTANDING QUALITIES THAT MAKE YOU STAND BENEATH THAT RAINBOW FLAG.  AND THERE WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON THOSE GOLDEN STREETS PROVIDED YOU DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THOSE SELF-TAUGHT RACIST AND NAZIS.  THOSE HATERS ON THE RIGHT  WHO HAVE GIVEN A MEGAPHONE BY THE LIKES OF DONALD TRUMP AND THE ALT-RIGHT MOVEMENT.

Guns on the Beaches of Israel

Never have been on an Israeli beach, but sure would like to see and hear the sights and sounds of what I believe to be the greatest country in that cesspool called the Middle East.  The Jewish state is the only democracy in that part of the world and they only one there that practices complete religious freedom.  As for the guns on the beach, they are found being carried openly all over that nation.  I recall a time from many years ago when my wife and I were on a isolated beach south of Acapulco.  We were casually walking along the beach soaking in the beautiful scenery when 3 young Mexican men approached us.  They never said a word, but one opened his shirt and pointed to a menacing looking pistol in his waistband, then pointed at my wife's necklace and rings and mine as well.  We got the message and handed over all out jewelry along with my wallet and her purse.  Guns on beaches----the bad guys will always have them, but they wouldn't be so bold if they suspected you were carrying one too.  Israel has some of the safest beaches in the world.

Hats off to the Bubble Generation who have managed to shutdown debate and free speech at America's Universities

One must give credit where credit is due.  The "Bubble Generation" has managed what Hitler, Stalin and even Joseph McCarthy failed to accomplish.  In just a few short years, they have been able to stifle and virtually snuff out free speech on university campuses across the nation with their "safe spaces" and cries of what they see as politically incorrectness voices coming from those they view as Neanderthals on the right.  Unenlightened voices fueled by fake news and a desperation to hang onto America's racist past.  Voices of the uneducated mob, sorely liking the Liberal Arts degree they so proudly flaunt while applying for a position at Burger King.  Yes evolution is great, from the Greatest Generation to the Baby Boomers followed by the millennials and now we're in the age of the "Bubble Generation"  Perhaps, hopefully the world with meet that giant asteroid before they take over.

Rule 5, Women of IDF and Israeli Model Maria Domark

The Jewish state of Israel is the only nation in the whole of the Middle East that is a true democracy.  It is the only country in that region where members of the LGBT community would be welcome.  But at the same time it is the target of campus progressives in America.  Go figure!  

Rule 5 - Israeli Babes

I would love to check out the sights and sounds of Israel.  

Had a chance some years back 

on a trip to Egypt and the pyramids, 

but did manage to see a local belly dancer in action.