Mirrors, Dixie Cups, Barack Obama: Good to last drop!

At a recent speaking engagement in Japan, Barack Obama said that he'd like to spend his post-presidency life mastering the skills to "create a hundred or a thousand or a million young Barack Obamas," and that this terrifying new race "could take the baton in that relay race that is human progress." An idea which causes trained journalists such as ourselves to ask: "is Obama a new James Bond villain, or is he just out of his freaking mind?!" In fairness, he's not actually planning to clone himself that many times, but rather is expressing his fervid desire to use cyber-technology and social media to basically erase the minds and wills of a million young people and reprogram them in his image. Wow, nothing creepy about that!  Read more.....

News the MSM Trivializes: Terrorist Attack on Travis Air Force Base

Those misguided idiots who control the MSM had rather report on consensual sexual encounters by Donald Trump that occurred over a decade ago, than a terrorist attack on a U.S. military base that they either fail to report or scarcely mention while giving the this old Trump tryst wall to wall coverage.  Now really, what do you think their agenda is? 

Terrorist Attack on Travis Air Force Base

 

Holy Cross University to ban Crusader Knight as Macot, What's next? Changing it's name to "Holy Crescent"!!!

Holy Cross University will ban it's mascot.  The mascot was seen as a symbol of a Christian warrior in the Holy Crusades according to school administrators.  Kind of makes one will the school's name meet the same fate and become "Holy Crescent"!!!

Below is a time line on the events leading to the Crusades,  something progressive revisionist historians would rather forget:

  

Hillary Targets Married White Women while in India

Because we didn't make up the horrible, anti-American crap Hillary is spewing in the panels above. In India to promote her book "What Happened," Russia's favorite uranium saleswoman launched into this tirade to describe the millions of troglodytes who voted for Trump as hateful, misogynistic racists who would actually have to improve to be Deplorables.
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Senator Dianne Feinstein would ban hundred round capacity magazines for handguns

On March 1st of this year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) posted a Tweet stating "No one needs a hundred rounds for their handgun. Ban high capacity magazines. Reasonable gun reform NOW!" 

Note: This image is NOT Photoshopped! 

This 9mm Glock 100 round magazine has not even gotten an official patent, but it is available for sale online for $450.00. Ironically, the size and *ahem* shape of the magazine would make this gun extremely difficult to wield, rendering it much less dangerous than small-magazine alternatives. Furthermore, handgun magazines are easy to unload and replace, so banning high-capacity magazines would likely only make a small impact.

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In response to Senator Feinstein's demand for banning 100 round magazines the NRA (National Rifle Association) has sent the Democrat Senator from California a traditional 6 round revolver.  No instructions were included in that the NRA recognized the Senator's expertise on handguns!  

'Little Rocket Man' blinks and will meet with Donald, no strings attached

Despite massive condemnation by those in the MSM about Trump's actions toward North Korea, the Donald has again proven his elite media critics wrong.  Yesterday, little Rocket Man begged for an audience with the world's most powerful head-of-state, Donald J. Trump.  The sanctions will remain in effect, no missile testing by North Korea, and joint military games with South Korea will continue.  Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for just being elected president, one must wonder if Trump will be given one should he denuclearize the Korean Peninsular.   #MAGA

McDonalds Happy Male Salute to Opposite Sex on International Women's Day

McDonalds Happy Male

We don't even want to think about the "special sauce."

Yesterday was International Women's Day, which is a perfectly good thing considering how many countries treat their women like livestock, and their livestock like women (you do not want to be a goat in the middle east).

That being said, we found McDonalds' attempt to honor the day more than a little odd, per the cartoon above. Theoretically, the inverted arches form a "W" for "women," but those of a certain mind set (not necessarily a healthy or wholesome mind set) may see it differently. A perspective only encouraged by McDonalds' oft-repeated suggestion to "have it your way."

Still, we don't want to be spoilsports, so we'll acknowledge that McDonalds deserves at least a little credit for giving women the world over a reassuring pat on their sesame seed buns.
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