There are somethings that Progressives just can't and will never comprehend. It's just not the difference between a violin and a fiddle, but a host of things their feeble minds will never comprehend. The gap between East and West coast liberals and the American Heartland is widening. And that growing gulf is beginning to equal that before the great American Civil War. A division that could only be solved by a force of arms. If the voices on the left continue their drift toward violence and incivility the onrushing events can have but one outcome. And once again, the force of arms will determine which side wins and which is vanquished in the ensuing conflict. Bullets will once again determine the victor. And just like the war between the states, the side that has the most guns will prevail. Need one even ask, which side will the NRA join? It seems apparent that the left is even more stupid than I ever thought possible.
Thursday, October 11, 2018
According to CNN there is a Token Negro in the White House
If you just accidentally hit the wrong button on your TV remote and caught a brief glimpse of the commentary on rapper Kanye West you may have noticed the phrase "token negro" being used over and over again as he was bashed by the likes of Don Lemon and others. Have you ever noticed that when CNN refers to conservative blacks, they almost always use the term 'negro' and when referring to liberal blacks it always the term "blacks" that is used. I know what those sorry hypocrites over at CNN are thinking as they spout the term 'negro'. It's as close as one can get to the "N" word without being fired. Yes, to those CNN anchors conservative black people like Kanye are indeed 'nig*ers'. And they literally hate them.
Enough about CNN! Today Kanye set in the Oval Office with President Trump and later dined with Donald. Being an old southern boy, raised on what is today often called soul food, I would hope the main dish was collard greens and ham hocks. I'm quite sure the President's guest, that included not only Kanye, but football great Jim Brown would have appreciated this jester. Of course, liberals would have called this racist. Throughout the meeting Kanye was sporting his MAGA cap. Commented it made his feel like superman.
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Trump likes a hot one whereas Kavanaugh prefers a cold one
We doubt 'The Donald' will ever endorse this get on the 'Trump Train button'. But deep inside, I suspect he loves it. After all, when everything is said and done we must admit that: "That Fat or Slim, Short or Tall Donald loves them All"! Bet the young future president was not a virgin as Kavanaugh was when he left the New York Military Academy. While Justice Kavanaugh, was tipping a few cold ones, the Donald was tipping a few hot ones. Now don't you just think that Trump instead of saying, "gimme a cold one for the road", may have said something like, "send a hot one up to my room"!
Women just need to shut-up and let Democrats Speak for Them
Our know-it-all adversaries on the other side of the aisle seem to know everything. Not only that, they presume to speak for everyone, especially women. They almost pee on themselves while rushing to appear before the TV cameras to inform the public what all (yes, I said all) women are thinking on any issue that comes down the pike! Actually according to them, although they would never admit it, women have no need to speak out on the issues of the day. In fact, what they would say is, "shut the f**k up bitch we speak for you'!
Monday, October 8, 2018
The CEO of the MeToo movements makes shocking allegation
The CEO of the MeToo movement has just made what many are calling a landmark allegation against a racist homophobic misogynist octogenarian. CEO, MS Iwish Ihadone, leveled the charges at the unidentified 88 year male, claiming the toothless perk ate her hard rock candy. Somehow, I'm forced to believe that rock candy is the hardest thing to every cross the lips of the CEO.
A strange new 'MeToo' Bird emerges from the Washington Swamp
When Brett Kavanaugh meets his fellow Justice Clarence Thomas, remember both have been a target of a "high tech lynch mob", and could have had their necks stretched by America's new KKK (a Democrat Party that's been usurped by the "MeToo movement, ANTIFA and other groups on the radical left) . Perhaps Thomas will tell him, “Me too."
The Rallying cry of Republicans in 2016: "REMEMBER THE KAVANAUGH HEARING"
I can think of no more fitting logo for Republicans across the nation to use in their elections for both the Senate and the House than REMEMBER THE KAVANAUGH HEARING. As of this time the best item I could locate on this issue is a simple and inexpensive bumper sticker. Just follow the above link to see. We must not let that sorry bunch of hypocrites who set on the Democrat side in the Senate Judiciary hearings forget the hateful words and charges they threw at a good man, Brett Kavanaugh. Even one who dared to compare himself to Spartacus. I don't recall, but did Spartacus ever grope a young teenage girl when he was in school as Cory Booker did?
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Israeli Newspaper exposed Drunken Parties involving Brett Kavanaugh and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad
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Despite attempts to contact the FBI prior to the confirmation of now, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh; Syrian President Bashar al-Assad claims he was rebuffed. Apparently Bashar was a longtime drinking buddy of Brett. The Syrian president admits he has a lengthy list of hilarious stories from the time he and the judge tipped back a few and blacked out together. In an attempt to explain his love of 'beer' and the 'hard stuff' that often follows, Bashar (a life-long Muslim) blames not only the party-going Brett, but his English-born infidel wife Asma al-Assad. Claiming it was these two, who were nothing more than tools of the devil, that lead him astray from the religion of peace---Islam! In all fairness, it should be noted the Justice Kavanaugh denies these charges by the Syrian leader.
And in a strange twist, Dianne Feinstein has confirmed that Brett turned in his Syrian Visa prior to being nominated to the Supreme Court.
And in a strange twist, Dianne Feinstein has confirmed that Brett turned in his Syrian Visa prior to being nominated to the Supreme Court.
Let's face a simple truth:
Beer is American as Mon's Apple Pie!
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Many in Deep State run for cover as Trump declassifies FISA documents
Hopefully a preview of things to come!
Friday, August 3, 2018
Keep the memory of Lee, Jackson, and Forrest alive: Save and restore Confederate Monuments
The above image is the removal of Robert E. Lee statue from Lee Circle at the end of St. Charles street in New Orleans. One must wonder if the statue of Andrew Jackson in Jackson square, in that same city, will eventually meet that fate. It surely will unless this liberal madness is snuffed out. Attempts to revise history to conform to contemporary standards has been used in countries who fear the past. Those supporting this current movement by those on the so-called progressive side of the spectrum are going against the values they used to embrace just a few years ago. Progressive tolerance in 'gone with the wind' and been replaced with an ideology more in tune with that of the modern day Taliban, ISIS, the Communist Party of Joseph and the Chinese 'Red Guard' of Chairman Mao. Movements like these will not die of their own volition, and can never be subdued by the sheep in the streets. It is time, past time for the wolf to spring. Are you that sheep or the wolf?
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Wednesday, July 4, 2018
MAGA Hats Donald would put his Stamp of Approval on. Or babes in Trump Hats
Trump would love to check out these MAGA hats to see if any copyrights have been infringed on.
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Weight Watchers Anonymous preparing to open Office in Venezuela, the World's new Starvation Capital
Although the
United Nations has refused to recognize Venezuela's growing reputation
as the weight-loss capital of the globe; because of that organization's
domination by the "people's socialist states of the world.
Nevertheless, Weight Watchers Anonymous will open it's new
headquarter there. With the new improved motto of "Lose weight the old
fashion way, one empty spoon at a time!" For obvious reasons officials
of this oil rich socialist nation in Caracas have been reluctant to
approve the paper work needed for Weight Watchers to begin construction
on their new corporate headquarters.
A Brave New Progressive Dystopian World is coming to America
A Brave New Progressive Dystopian World is coming to America
This is what we've come too in America. Below is a White Toddler with a Flag,
now branded by the left's craziness as a symbol of White Supremacy.
While at the same time members of Antifa are seen as freedom fighters by
most on the left and the Trump-hating media.
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And before I forget, has anyone
noticed that all the confederate monuments coming down are in those
cities where the mayor and city council are controlled by Democrats.
And even in those communities, not once have the people been allowed to
vote on the decision. It's seems that none in the MSM have felt the
need to point this glaring fact out---not even FOX News. Why don't the
political leaders who have seen fit to tear down history by removing
monuments of fallen soldiers at least offer to give them to smaller
communities where such historical reminders of the past would be
welcome. The answer is really quite simple---Democrats hate them and
want them destroyed. What's next? Burning books in this Brave New Dystopian America.
Wednesday, April 4, 2018
The Best Political Satire from TOTUS
FAIR PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT
BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND AL SHARPTON HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED. AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE SIDE-KICK ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE AN ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW ERIC HOLDERS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.
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FOLLOWING THEIR CROWNING VICTORY AT MUD BAYOU
THE ZOMBIE FLAG IS RAISED OVER THE WHITE HOUSE
WITH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ACHIEVING IT'S CROWNING VICTORY NEAR MUD BAYOU, OVER THE GOOD OLE BOYS OF DUCK DYNASTY AND OTHER DIE-HARD CONSERVATIVE GROUPS ACROSS THE NATION THE BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES CELEBRATED THEIR TRIUMPH BY RAISING THE ZOMBIE FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE MILLIONS OF LOW GRAY-MATTER AMERICANS JAMMED THE NATIONAL MALL TO SALUTE THEIR NEW NATION UNDER MINDLESS ZOMBIES. A NATION DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED FOR SERVICE TO THEIR ZOMBIE MASTERS.
FOLLOWING THE EXCITMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA, TO A MEETING OF THE UNDEAD CABINET. IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME THAT WITH THE DEATH OF BRAIN RICH AMERICANS THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH. THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO LOWER THE FOOD STANDARDS AND ALLOW THE HARVESTING OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS. THIS, OF COURSE, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR ALL. OBAMA TURNED WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND HIS WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED. SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE IN THE END DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET.
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PETA AND WATER GUNS
FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S
MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER
OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER
DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S
BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY
SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES. AT THIS TIME SOME 53
MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN
UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE NRA
(NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND
90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION. BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF
THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI. THE MOTIVE OF
THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR AT THIS TIME. HOWEVER, SOME NRA
MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT
ORGANIZATION. MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA,
HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE
ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!
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GUN RELOCATION ACT
THE "GUN
RELOCATION ACT" WAS PASSED BY A DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED SENATE USING THE
NUCLEAR OPTION LESS THAT ONE YEAR AFTER THE WORD "ABORTION" WAS DEEMED
TO BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND REPLACED WITH THE TERM "FETAL
RELOCATION".
THIS
LANDMARK ACT REQUIRES THAT ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF THE UNITED
STATES IMMEDIATELY TURN IN ALL THEIR FIREARMS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE
GIVEN A "GUN FREE ZONE" PLACK WHICH THEY MUST PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED ON
THEIR PROPERTY. SHORTLY AFTER THE ACT WAS SIGNED INTO LAW SENATE
REPUBLICANS AND A FEW DEMOCRATS POINTED OUT A SERIOUS FLAW IN THE NEW
LAW. IT SEEMS THAT THE WORDS "LAW ABIDING CITIZENS" EXEMPTED CRIMINALS
AND ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM COMPLYING WITH THE ACT. AN ATTEMPT TO RECTIFY
THIS ERROR WAS DEFEATED IN THE DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED CONGRESS. AFTER ALL
THOSE IN POWER DID NOT WANT TO ANGER IMPORTANT VOTING BLOCKS IN THEIR
BASE (CRIMINALS AND ALIENS). LESS THAT ONE WEEK AFTER IT ENACTMENT A
RESIDENT OF FLORIDA WAS CHARGED UNDER THE NEW LAW. SEEMS A MAN CAME
HOME AND FOUND THREE INTRUDERS RAPING HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. THE
DISTRAUGHT FATHER RETREATED TO ANOTHER ROOM AND LOCATED HIS HIDDEN
PISTOL AND RETURNED SHOOTING AND KILLING THE THREE. THIS MAN WAS
FORMALLY CHARGED BY ATTORNEY GENERAL AL SHARPTON'S DOJ AND FACES A 20
YEAR SENTENCE FOR VIOLATION OF THE "GUN RELOCATION ACT"!
FICTIONAL, OF COURSE. BUT NOT TOO FARFETCHED IF THOSE LIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT HAD THEIR WAY.
FICTIONAL, OF COURSE. BUT NOT TOO FARFETCHED IF THOSE LIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT HAD THEIR WAY.
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THE LAST HUNT OF JUSTICE SCALIA
Just a bit of Satire. We loved the Justice and wish his family well in these difficult days!
It was the
second day of what was planned to be a three day Quail hunt on the
sprawling 30,000 acre Cibolo Creek Ranch in the Big Bend section of
Texas near the Mexican border. Earlier that morning Justice Scalia has
bagged his third Mexican Quail of the day, complete with backpack.
Although the Justice didn't have a NRA tag for the third one, he decided
to keep the border-jumping quail and pay the $.50 fine to NRA
authorities before leaving the state. However, the highlight of the day
occurred shortly after noon when Justice Scalia spied that rarest of
all critters on the ranch---a Progressive Millennial who had had
recently left the indoctrination center at the University of Texas and
traveled to the remote Big Bend country, also in search of the
border-jumping Mexican quail so he could escort them to a government
sanctioned refuge somewhere on the west coast. Needless to say Scalia
took advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scalia further
stated, he would not accept the $10,000 dollar bounty placed on this
unwelcome visitor by the Lone Star Republic, but instead donate it to
the general funds of "The National Right to Life Committee". And so
ended the Last Hunt of Justice Antonin Scalia.
Just a bit of Satire. We loved the Justice and wish his family well in these difficult days!
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President Trump declares Mount Zion Island in Massachusetts a National Park and will move GITMO detainees there.
It has just been learned that President Trump will soon sign an executive order declaring Mt. Zion Island in Massachusetts the nations newest National Park. The state had recently made the island a Rattlesnake Refuge for the endangered timber rattler which is on the verge of extinction in the land of "lobsters and liberals". Sources close to the President have indicated the Executive Order on Mt. Zion Island will be followed by another fulfilling the promise of former President Obama to close GITMO. The order will mandate the removal of detainees from their tropical Caribbean paradise and a relocation to Mt. Zion. Trump has specified that only two conditions will apply to the detainees and their new environment. First all long sticks that could be used as weapons be removed and second, that no detainee will be provided with sandals. Already most all Republicans senators are applauding this move with the exceptions of John McCain and Lindsey Graham. The move will occur this spring---a time when the local residents (rattlesnakes) are most active and aggressive as they search for mates. Of course, the closing of GITMO will take away a recruiting tool of ISIS. But we will be watching to see if those congressmen and women of the liberal persuasion will declare this Rattlesnake infested island to also be a recruiting poster for those wishing to sign up and kill infidels.Sunday, April 1, 2018
WTF: Porn Reduces Suicide Bombing
Islamic State leaders are blaming an increase in the availability of high quality Internet porn for their inability to recruit enough volunteer suicide bombers.
Speaking exclusively to The Mideast Beast (TMB), ISIS’ Director of the Head Separation Techniques Department admitted that the problem had become so acute that the organization has needed to put a new recruitment drive in place.
“It used to be that the promise of 72 virgins in paradise would be enough to motivate any hairy palmed onanist to strap on the vest for us,” the official stated.
However, the increased availability and quality of web and mobile porn has shrunk the pool of the desperate.
The official said that the availability of all types of porn was also causing other problems. “Even when they do volunteer as soon as they learn it’s 72 virgins they bug out. After all who wants to spend all there time in paradise training up a bunch of virgins when what you really want is some hot MILF action?”
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Speaking exclusively to The Mideast Beast (TMB), ISIS’ Director of the Head Separation Techniques Department admitted that the problem had become so acute that the organization has needed to put a new recruitment drive in place.
“It used to be that the promise of 72 virgins in paradise would be enough to motivate any hairy palmed onanist to strap on the vest for us,” the official stated.
However, the increased availability and quality of web and mobile porn has shrunk the pool of the desperate.
The official said that the availability of all types of porn was also causing other problems. “Even when they do volunteer as soon as they learn it’s 72 virgins they bug out. After all who wants to spend all there time in paradise training up a bunch of virgins when what you really want is some hot MILF action?”
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Monday, March 26, 2018
Mirrors, Dixie Cups, Barack Obama: Good to last drop!
At a recent speaking engagement in Japan, Barack Obama said that he'd like to spend his post-presidency life mastering the skills to "create a hundred or a thousand or a million young Barack Obamas," and that this terrifying new race "could take the baton in that relay race that is human progress."
An idea which causes trained journalists such as ourselves to ask: "is Obama a new James Bond villain, or is he just out of his freaking mind?!"
In fairness, he's not actually planning to clone himself that many times, but rather is expressing his fervid desire to use cyber-technology and social media to basically erase the minds and wills of a million young people and reprogram them in his image. Wow, nothing creepy about that! Read more.....
Sunday, March 25, 2018
News the MSM Trivializes: Terrorist Attack on Travis Air Force Base
Those misguided idiots who control the MSM had rather report on consensual sexual encounters by Donald Trump that occurred over a decade ago, than a terrorist attack on a U.S. military base that they either fail to report or scarcely mention while giving the this old Trump tryst wall to wall coverage. Now really, what do you think their agenda is?
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Holy Cross University to ban Crusader Knight as Macot, What's next? Changing it's name to "Holy Crescent"!!!
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Holy Cross University will ban it's mascot. The mascot was seen as a symbol of a Christian warrior in the Holy Crusades according to school administrators. Kind of makes one will the school's name meet the same fate and become "Holy Crescent"!!!
Below is a time line on the events leading to the Crusades, something progressive revisionist historians would rather forget:
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Hillary Targets Married White Women while in India
Because we didn't make up the horrible, anti-American crap Hillary is spewing in the panels above. In India to promote her book "What Happened," Russia's favorite uranium saleswoman launched into this tirade to describe the millions of troglodytes who voted for Trump as hateful, misogynistic racists who would actually have to improve to be Deplorables.
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Monday, March 12, 2018
Senator Dianne Feinstein would ban hundred round capacity magazines for handguns
On March 1st of this year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) posted a Tweet stating "No one needs a hundred rounds for their handgun. Ban high capacity magazines. Reasonable gun reform NOW!"
Note: This image is NOT Photoshopped!
This 9mm Glock 100 round magazine has not even gotten an official patent, but it is available for sale online for $450.00. Ironically, the size and *ahem* shape of the magazine would make this gun extremely difficult to wield, rendering it much less dangerous than small-magazine alternatives. Furthermore, handgun magazines are easy to unload and replace, so banning high-capacity magazines would likely only make a small impact.
This 9mm Glock 100 round magazine has not even gotten an official patent, but it is available for sale online for $450.00. Ironically, the size and *ahem* shape of the magazine would make this gun extremely difficult to wield, rendering it much less dangerous than small-magazine alternatives. Furthermore, handgun magazines are easy to unload and replace, so banning high-capacity magazines would likely only make a small impact.
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In response to Senator Feinstein's demand for banning 100 round magazines the NRA (National Rifle Association) has sent the Democrat Senator from California a traditional 6 round revolver. No instructions were included in that the NRA recognized the Senator's expertise on handguns!
Friday, March 9, 2018
'Little Rocket Man' blinks and will meet with Donald, no strings attached
Despite massive condemnation by those in the MSM about Trump's actions toward North Korea, the Donald has again proven his elite media critics wrong. Yesterday, little Rocket Man begged for an audience with the world's most powerful head-of-state, Donald J. Trump. The sanctions will remain in effect, no missile testing by North Korea, and joint military games with South Korea will continue. Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for just being elected president, one must wonder if Trump will be given one should he denuclearize the Korean Peninsular. #MAGA
McDonalds Happy Male Salute to Opposite Sex on International Women's Day
McDonalds Happy Male
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That being said, we found McDonalds' attempt to honor the day more than a little odd, per the cartoon above. Theoretically, the inverted arches form a "W" for "women," but those of a certain mind set (not necessarily a healthy or wholesome mind set) may see it differently. A perspective only encouraged by McDonalds' oft-repeated suggestion to "have it your way."
Still, we don't want to be spoilsports, so we'll acknowledge that McDonalds deserves at least a little credit for giving women the world over a reassuring pat on their sesame seed buns.
For more biting satire visit Stilton's Place!
Sunday, February 25, 2018
FBI appoints new Chief for it Tips Line Office
Following the disgusting lack of action by those at the FBI Tip Center at Clarksburg, West Virginia, FBI Director Christopher Wray after a nation wide search has selected Barney Fife of Mayberry RFD to be his new office chief. When President Trump was asked about Wray's decision his only reply was, "anyone would be an improvement"!
Monday, February 19, 2018
Should the Native Americans of Columbus's day built a Wall to keep out Illegal White Hordes
If you've even been in the American West and on a Native Indian reservation you surely must realize it was the white man who screwed the Indians. First he flooded into what was there country (sounds like illegal immigration). And then to add insult to injury he pumped millions of dollars in the form of welfare into the reservations he had placed them on. Making them absolutely dependence on the white man's benevolence in Washington D.C. Does all this look familiar when you see today's America? If not you are one of those uninformed ignorant Americans who will never learn from history because you don't know it. And as the old saying goes, "those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it".
To bad the early Native Americans listened to the open borders leaders of that day. They should have built the Wall!
To bad the early Native Americans listened to the open borders leaders of that day. They should have built the Wall!
Thursday, February 15, 2018
Trump wants to slash food stamps and replace them with a 'TRUMP BOX'
We are surprised to announce that government services are expanding with the Trump Box: A meal delivery service for those who can't afford food. The goals of the Trump Box are to promote healthier eating, save money by purchasing food in bulk, and prevent fraud. When asked for a sample menu of what the non-perishable items may be, Trump's spokesperson provided this list, which sounds like an MRE from 1945:
Stale crackers Ramen noodles
An MSG packet
Can of sardines
Chopped meat spread
Brick dust
Dog food for granny, before she gets shoved off a cliff
Vitamin C tablets for scurvy
And a voter registration form, with Republican Party pre-marked.
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Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Obama Painter Kehinde Wiley Known For Portraying Black Heroines Decapitating White Women
Barack Obama unveiled his official portrait as painted by artist Kehinde Wiley at the Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery in Washington DC on Monday.
"Wiley typically portrays people of color posing as famous figures in Western art," the Portrait Gallery said of his work. "Through this practice, he challenges the visual rhetoric of power that is dominated by elite white men."
"Barack Obama said he admired how Wiley's photos 'challenge our conventional views of power and privilege,'" NPR reports.
Part of challenging the "power" of white people evidently involves angry black women decapitating white women, which Wiley has a fixation for:
Canadian Prime Minister would destroy 'Mankind'
During a recent speech, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau announced he would no longer use the term 'mankind' and replace the word 'man' with people. Kind of makes one wonder just how long this would be allowed by the other kooks on the left. After all 'peoplekind' is not all inclusive and excludes billions of our winged and four-footed friends around the planet---let's just use the term 'animalkind' and be done with it.
The New Darling of the Elite Media: Kim Yo Jong, North Korea's leaders Sister
Finally those in the media have found someone among world leaders that hates Donald Trump almost as much as they do. Kim Yo Jong, the sister to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un suddenly has been elevated by many in the press to 'Princess of Peace'. Not since the days of Jane Fonda has such a woman burst on the international stage. Rumors are flying that the Nobel Committee is considering nominating Kim Yo for the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize! This site is grateful to the all-knowing men and women of the press for opening the eyes of deplorable's in flyover country so they could see the beauty of this child of the North Korean Communist State.
Coming soon: U.S. Military Parade in North Korea
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President Trump has just requested the Pentagon give him plans for a grand military parade to honor the men and women of our Armed Forces. Of course, as you might expect he was immediately attacked by the media and Democrats---I suppose this was just too damn patriotic for them.
Personally, I think Trump should double down and instead of our troops and tanks marching up Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. have the parade in Pyongyang, North Korea. This would also alleviate faux concerns of the D.C. city council that military tanks would destroy their streets. After all, the roads of Pyongyang are much more suitable for such displays of military hardware.
Trump's Grand Pyongyang Parade would be lead by a Jackass pulling a small cart with Kim Jong-un, in chains. A very fitting end to 'Little Rocket Man', the leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. 'Democratic People's Republic', damn sounds like a name provided by some modern day Democrat.
Please check out satirical remarks by Stilton on this subject!
Saturday, February 10, 2018
White House Janitor accused of Assault on X-Wife, Dems call for impeachment of all Janitorial Staff
Apparently the "Me Too" movement now supersedes the individual's rights protected by the Constitution. The Washington Post has revealed that a 64 old Black Janitor's ex-wife is now accusing the ageing man of sexual assault some 30 years ago. Democrats in Congress are now calling for the impeachment of the entire Janitorial Staff of the White House. More.....
Tooth Fairy accused of sexually assaulting millions of children
Tooth Fairy accused of sexually assaulting millions of children, outs self as Transgendered Tooth Recovery Specialist
Hillary Clinton's 'Something Burger'
According to Fox News, “An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees that Moscow paid millions to a U.S. lobbying firm in a bid to influence then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton by helping former President Bill Clinton’s charities during the Obama administration.” Read more.....
Israel Puts Plans to Convert Al-Aqsa Mosque into a Katz’s Deli on Hold
After weeks of unrest in Jerusalem following rumors among Palestinians that the Al-Aqsa Mosque was in danger, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that plans to convert the mosque into a Katz’s Delicatessen have been suspended indefinitely.
“After a number of terrorists said their sole reason for stabbing random Jews in the street was that they felt Al-Aqsa was under threat, we decided now wasn’t the best time to announce that Islam’s third holiest site would be converted into a Kosher deli,” Netanyahu explained. “We’re going to wait until things calm down a bit.”
Al-Aqsa is located on the Temple Mount, a site holy to both religions and a source of tension for close to 100 years. Recently, Jewish activists who have gone to the Temple Mount to pray have noted that there are no restaurants atop the holy site.
“My religious experience of praying on the remains of the first and second temples doesn’t feel complete without a bowl of matzah ball soup afterwards,” explained activist Yehuda Glick, who has campaigned for Jewish access to the Temple Mount.
While the deli would primarily cater to Jewish visitors, Netanyahu noted that Katz’s would be open to Muslims as well.
“I’m pretty sure all Palestinian opposition would disappear once they tried Katz’s world-famous pastrami on rye,” Netanyahu explained. “Muslims can eat pastrami, right?” Netanyahu would neither confirm nor deny reports that Israel planned to convert the Dome of the Rock to an H&H Bagels. Thanks to The Mideast Beast
“After a number of terrorists said their sole reason for stabbing random Jews in the street was that they felt Al-Aqsa was under threat, we decided now wasn’t the best time to announce that Islam’s third holiest site would be converted into a Kosher deli,” Netanyahu explained. “We’re going to wait until things calm down a bit.”
Al-Aqsa is located on the Temple Mount, a site holy to both religions and a source of tension for close to 100 years. Recently, Jewish activists who have gone to the Temple Mount to pray have noted that there are no restaurants atop the holy site.
“My religious experience of praying on the remains of the first and second temples doesn’t feel complete without a bowl of matzah ball soup afterwards,” explained activist Yehuda Glick, who has campaigned for Jewish access to the Temple Mount.
While the deli would primarily cater to Jewish visitors, Netanyahu noted that Katz’s would be open to Muslims as well.
“I’m pretty sure all Palestinian opposition would disappear once they tried Katz’s world-famous pastrami on rye,” Netanyahu explained. “Muslims can eat pastrami, right?” Netanyahu would neither confirm nor deny reports that Israel planned to convert the Dome of the Rock to an H&H Bagels. Thanks to The Mideast Beast
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