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MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM ...

BANNING SEX WOULD SAVE LIVES IN THE SHORT RUN.  IT WOULD PREVENT SOME 200,000 SEXUAL ASSAULTS A YEAR.  SURE SHOOTING YOUR GUN IS FUN, BUT A...

THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU MUST HAVE FOR A SUCCESSFUL CAMPING TRIP.  ADEQUATE FOOD, CLOTHING, MAPS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A TENT WITH A RE...

MY LAST FISHING TRIP IN THE GULF GOT CUT SHORT DUE TO SEVERAL UNEXPECTED VISITORS.  FORTUNATELY THEY WERE MAKE IN CHINA AND FAILED TO FUN...

WHILE NBC'S DAVID GREGORY, SENDS HIS KIDS TO A HIGH SECURITY SCHOOL WITH 11 ARMED GUARDS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME HE POO-POOS THE IDEAS O...