Harry Reid: The Great Compromiser

NOT SINCE THE DAYS OF HENRY CLAY HAS THE NATION BEEN BLESSED WITH A LEADER THE LIKES OF HARRY REID.  SURELY THOSE RADICAL REPUBLICAN TEA-BAGGERS COULD LEARN FROM HARRY.  AFTER ALL HARRY AND, I SHOULD ADD BARACK OBAMA CONTROL WHAT GOES ON IN THE U.S. SENATE AND THE PRESIDENT HAS ALSO SAID HE IS OPEN TO NEGOTIATING AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE.  BOTH HARRY AND BARACK WOULD NEVER, NEVER SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT.  IT IS AFTER ALL THOSE EVIL TEA-BAGGER RADICALS WHO ARE HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING THE COUNTRY IN THE NAME OF ALL THOSE MISGUIDED REACTIONARIES WHO ELECTED THEM.  THANK GOD, WE HAVE MEN LIKE BARACK AND REID WHO ARE WILLING TO COMPROMISE IN ORDER TO SAVE THE NATION.  NEITHER OF THESE TWO GREAT LEADERS HAVE A PARTISAN BONE IN THEIR BODIES.  CARTOON BY BOB GORRELL

One Benefit of Obamacare

OBAMACARE HAS MANY DRAWBACKS, THAT SAID, MANY PEOPLE ARE EAGERLY AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THE NEW SPECIMEN CUPS THAT ARE ALREADY IN PRODUCTION AT A LEADING PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY.  THE NEW CUPS WILL TURN OUT TO BE ONLY ONE OF THE MANY UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT aka OBAMACARE.  BUT I CAN LIVE WITH THIS ONE AND WILL ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD TO PEEING IN THE NEW CUPS.  THANKS TO HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS

Shocking, Obama's Paramour Revealed

IN A SOMEWHAT SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT, PICTURES OF OBAMA'S PARAMOUR HAVE JUST BEEN REVEALED.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THIS UNFOLDING NEWS STORY, THE PRESIDENT AT FIRST DENIED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS WOMAN, BUT SUDDENLY SAW A POLITICAL OPPORTUNITY.  OBAMA IS NOW CLAIMING THAT IN ORDER TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT FOR AFFIRMATION ACTION HE DECIDED TO TAKE A WHITE WOMAN AS HIS LOVER.  ADDITIONALLY, BARACK SAYS THIS STEP WAS PROMPTED BY HIS FIRM BELIEF IN WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION AND HAS THEREFORE DECIDED TO SHARE HIS MANLINESS WITH OTHERS.  OPENING RUMORS THAT MORE OF HIS CONCUBINES MAY SOON BE REVEALED.  ALSO POSTED AT OBAMA CARTOONS

Revealing images of Weiner's Cock

THIS WEBSITE HAS JUST RECEIVED SOME SHOCKING IMAGES OF ANTHONY WEINER'S COCK.  THIS IS A FAMILY ORIENTATED SITE AND WILL NOT POST SUCH DISGUSTING PHOTOS HERE.  BUT FOR THOSE WHO ARE SO INCLINED WE WILL PROVIDE A LINK TO THIS NEVER BEFORE SEEN IMAGE.  BUT PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR YOUNG CHILDREN CLICK ON THIS LINK!

The State of Maryland is Preparing to enact "Chicken Control Laws"

THE STATE OF MARYLAND IS PREPARING TO ENACT THE STRONGEST "CHICKEN CONTROL" LAWS IN THE NATION.  THESE LAWS ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED BECAUSE OF TWO RECENT CASES OF "ST" (SALMONELLA TYPHIMURIUM) DIAGNOSED IN MEMBERS OF A FARM FAMILY IN THE WESTERN PART OF THE STATE.  THE NEW LAW REQUIRES THAT ANYONE RAISING CHICKENS FOR EGGS OR JUST FOR THE SUNDAY DINNER TABLE BE LICENSED AND REGULATED BY THE STATE.  AND IN CONJUNCTION WITH THAT STATE'S CHAPTER OF THE ASPCA, A PROVISION WAS ADDED REQUIRING THAT ANY FARMER READYING A CHICKEN FOR THE DINNER TABLE MUST HAVE THAT CHICKEN PUT TO DEATH IN A HUMANE MANNER BY TAKING THE BIRD TO A STATE LICENSED VET AND HAVING IT PUT TO SLEEP BY INJECTION OF A DRUG. 

AS OF THIS TIME THE SPECIFIC DRUG TO BE USED HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED.  THE ONLY EXCEPT TO THIS WOULD BE BIRDS THAT DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES IN THE BARNYARD.  IN THOSE CASES THE FARMER WOULD BE ALLOWED TO DRESS THE BIRD FOR THE TABLE.  THE NEW LAW REQUIRED ALL CHICKENS IN THE STATE TO BE REGISTERED AND BANDED WITH A NUMBER INDICATING THE BIRD'S BIRTH DATE AND PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND THAT UPON THE DEATH OF SAID BIRD THE BAND BE TURNED INTO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.  ADDITIONALLY, A BACKGROUND CHECK WILL BE RUN ON ALL PERSONS REQUESTING A CHICKEN LICENSE THAT ALLOWS THEM TO RAISE CHICKENS.   THIS IS BEING DONE TO PROTECT THE BIRDS FROM THOSE WHO MAY HAVE SOME ABNORMAL SEXUAL TENDENCIES.  ANYONE CAUGHT VIOLATING THESE LAWS WILL BE SUBJECT TO A FINE OR IMPRISONMENT OR BOTH.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE SEVERITY OF THESE NEW "CHICKEN CONTROL" LAWS BY REPORTERS, OFFICIALS IN ANNAPOLIS REPLIED, "THEY KNEW WHAT WAS BEST FOR THE PEOPLE" AFTER ALL WE'RE PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS AND THE PEOPLES WELL BEING AS WELL AS THAT OF THE CHICKENS IS OUR GREATEST CONCERN.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGES.