TOTUS and Obama

The sad truth is now coming out about our new president, the great orator. He is totally lost without his best friend and his constant companion TOTUS. In case you missed it TeleprOmpTer of the U S. Yes you've got it now--our real president is not Obama but TOTUS. Have you noticed, when this great orator speaks extemporaneously he is totally lost---a babbling fool. True Bush was a bad speaker, but at least he could speak off the cuff. This idiot, this incompetent is absolutely left groping for words without his friend TOTUS.

I use to think he was a great snake-oil salesman, but in the past few weeks I've come to the conclusion that he is not even that. This man, this great orator, this great tingle going up Chris Matthews leg couldn't sale virgins to a terrorist---unless he had TOTUS with him. Obama's handlers have created a myth and I'm afraid, a monster, that may in the end consume us all.