RINO's To Be Placed on the Endangered Species List

Conservative with RINO

In view of recent attacks attempts are being made by certain left leaning groups to place RINO's on the endangered species list. Those showing the most concern for the welfare of these beasts are certain members of the RNC and such other groups as PETA, ACLU, MoveOn.org, DNC, NEA, NAACP, UAW, Southern Poverty Law Center, Urban League, DHS, ACORN and many others. The white RINO being the most threatened is placed high on the list of these afore mentioned groups while the black RINO finds few in his corner save for a few members of the RNC. The reason for this disparity remains some what unclear. Everywhere the RINO's are running for cover with many seeking to hide their identities, however these large lumbering unattractive creatures can find little cover from the hunters bearing down on them. Moves are now underway by conservative groups to extend the hunting season on these brutes---a season that normally is open for only one day a year in November is now turning into a year round "open season" with tens of thousands lining up for the special RINO tags at their local polling stations. While the fate of the RINO remains in doubt it is becoming increasingly clear that their numbers are dwindling as the walls of the American voter fill with the elusive trophy RINO! by Ron Russell