S.H.I.T. Releases New Report on Cow Fart Units

A RECENT STUDY DONE AT THE PRESTIGIOUS SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY (S.H.I.T.) HAS  DETERMINED THAT OVER ONE MILLION GIGAFARTS ARE EMITTED DAILY BY THE 20,000,000  ILLEGAL ALIENS IN THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE DETERMINED THE ABNORMALLY HIGH EMISSION RATE IS DUE TO EXCESSIVE BEAN EATING.

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