Don't Worry, all Camp David Skeet are Safe!

PLEASE DON'T LET THIS IMAGE SCARE YOU IF YOU SHOULD BE A SKEET LOVER. 

IT IS BEING REPORTED BY THE AP THAT ALL, I REPEAT ALL THE SKEET AT THE CAMP DAVID PRESIDENTIAL RETREAT ARE ALIVE AND WELL.  THE FINAL SCORE WAS SKEET-20, OBAMA-0.  IT IS ALSO BEING REPORTED BY THE WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS A SEVERELY BRUISED LEFT SHOULDER AFTER REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO SHOOT THE LITTLE CRITTERS.

H/T TO  SOOPER MEXICAN

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