Sitting at the red traffic light

There I was sitting at a red traffic light........ I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack taped on the boot of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an a large articulated truck came speeding through the crossing and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Hell...that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!

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