A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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Bless her heart. Blondes make for such great fodder.
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Always good stuff. I'm glad you got rid of the read more... also. Little annoying to always have to click imo.
ReplyDeleteNot going to be pretty.
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