A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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POLITICAL JOKE OF THE DAY
Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Love the trucker one.
ReplyDeleteThe nobama one is just so true it's sad.
Have a terrific day. :)