The Incredible Shrinking Weiner
CARLOS DANGER IS THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WEINER. IN HIS EFFORT TO SHOW OFF WHAT HE BELIEVED WERE HIS IMPORTANT ASSETS ANTHONY WEINER HAS ONLY EXPOSED A SEVERE CHARACTER FLAW. A FLAW THAT EVEN THE OPEN-MINDED CITIZENS OF THE BIG APPLE ARE UNWILLING TO ACCEPT AS EVIDENCED BY HIS INCREDIBLE SHRINKING POLL NUMBERS. EVEN THE FRIENDS OF THE EXPOSED WEINER'S SUCH AS BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON ARE RUNNING FROM THE SCANDAL FOR FEAR IT WILL IMPACT AN POTENTIAL RUN BY HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016. SO WILL THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN CONTINUE ON HIS WAY TO OBLIVION---HELL, HE'S DAMN NEAR INVISIBLE TO MANY NEW YORKERS ALREADY.
CARLOS DANGER IS THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WEINER. IN HIS EFFORT TO SHOW OFF WHAT HE BELIEVED WERE HIS IMPORTANT ASSETS ANTHONY WEINER HAS ONLY EXPOSED A SEVERE CHARACTER FLAW. A FLAW THAT EVEN THE OPEN-MINDED CITIZENS OF THE BIG APPLE ARE UNWILLING TO ACCEPT AS EVIDENCED BY HIS INCREDIBLE SHRINKING POLL NUMBERS. EVEN THE FRIENDS OF THE EXPOSED WEINER'S SUCH AS BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON ARE RUNNING FROM THE SCANDAL FOR FEAR IT WILL IMPACT AN POTENTIAL RUN BY HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016. SO WILL THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN CONTINUE ON HIS WAY TO OBLIVION---HELL, HE'S DAMN NEAR INVISIBLE TO MANY NEW YORKERS ALREADY.
I don't know how much more he can shrink. He's pretty small as it is. Bwahahahahahahaha.
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