Tuesday, November 12, 2013

What to expect when your employer switches over to ObamaCare

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…”Embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
ABOVE CARTOON BY  TONY BRANCO
at

3 comments:

  1. Woodsterman (Odie)November 12, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    I guess duct can fix just about anything.

    ReplyDelete
  2. SandeeNovember 12, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    Yep, this sounds about right. That is if you can even be seen by anyone.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

    ReplyDelete
  3. Mike aka ProofNovember 12, 2013 at 9:35 PM

    (11) No waiting room. It's a drive through.

    ReplyDelete

If you are one of those who doesn't like this site, why do you keep returning? Move to a Muslim country where self-flagellation is the norm.