Jellyfish and Obama Supporters

OBAMA SUPPORTERS SHOULD NOT DESPAIR OVER HIS FALLING POLLS NUMBERS AFTER ALL EVEN THE BRAINLESS JELLYFISH SURVIVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS.  THE OUTLOOK FOR THEM IS GREAT.  THE AMAZING JELLYFISH ALSO HAS NO SPINE JUST LIKE MANY ON THE LEFT WHEN IT COMES TO NATIONAL DEFENSE OR EVEN SELF-DEFENSE.  THEY WOULD LEAVE THOSE THINGS UP TO SOMEONE ELSE.  THE ONLY PROBLEM THERE IS THEY DON'T LIKE GUNS, THE MILITARY, OR EVEN THE POLICE.  WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THEY CALL FOR REDUCING INMATE SENTENCES FOR THOSE IN OUR PRISONS.  SOUNDS LIKE THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IF YOU ASK ME.  BUT THEN I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND OR COMPREHEND THE THINKING OF MINDLESS ZOMBIES OR JELLYFISH.  IMAGE BY RIGHT WING ART

"GOING DOWN" now has a new meaning!

SOMETHING ABOUT WILEY COYOTE THAT LOOKS VAGUELY FAMILIAR TO FANS OF THOSE OLD ROAD RUNNER CARTOONS.  REMEMBER HOW HE WAS ALWAYS RUNNING OFF THOSE CLIFFS IN PURSUIT OF THE "ROAD RUNNER".  GOING DOWN HAS A DEFINATE MEANING BACK THEN.  AND THEN WE HAD THE "ROCKY" FILMS WHERE "GOING DOWN" TOOK ON  YET ANOTHER MEANING.  BUT TODAYS "HOOK-UP" GENERATION HAVE GIVEN "GOING DOWN" AN ENTIRELY NEW MEANING.  NOW ALONG COMES BARACK OBAMA WHO IS UNWILLINGLY GIVING THOSE WELL KNOW TWO WORDS, YET ANOTHER DEFINATION.  ONE THAT REMINDS ME OF THE EARLY ELEVATOR DAYS WHEN EACH HAD IT'S OWN ATTENDENT WHERE THEY WOULD SAY EITHER GOING UP OR GOING DOWN AS YOU ENTERED.  ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT THE SAME TWO LITTLE WORDS TAKE ON DIFFERENT MEANINGS AS THE GENERATIONS CHANGE.  ONE THING FOR SURE, BARACK OBAMA IS GOING DOWN, BUT SOMEHOW I SUSPECT HE HAS BEEN BEFORE, WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE---GET MY DRIFT!  THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON FOR THIS IMAGE.

Back by Popular demand: The Hanging Tree, Old Sparky, and The Firing Squad

ACCORDING TO SOME RECENT NEWS REPORTS EXECUTED INMATES HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE METHOD OF THEIR EXECUTION (LETHAL INJECTION).  AS A RESULT MANY STATES ARE CONSIDERING BRINGING BACK LONG TESTED AND PROVEN METHODS OF SENDING CONVICTS ON THEIR FINAL TRIP AT TAXPAYERS EXPENSE.  METHODS SUCH AS: OLE SPARKY (THE ULTIMATE TASER), THE SHORT ROPE FOR THAT TALL TREE, AND THEN OF COURSE THAT ALL TIME FAVORITE (THE FIRING SQUAD).  SOME HAVE CLAIMED, THAT LETHAL INJECTIONS SHOULD BE USED ONLY ON LOWLY DOGS AND CATS AND OTHER SUB-HUMAN SPECIES AND ARE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR HUMAN BEINGS.  SO MANY STATES LEGISLATURES ACROSS THE NATION ARE APPARENTLY BOWING TO THE WILL OF THEIR INMATES ON DEATH ROW AND SEEKING TO UPGRADE THE METHOD USED TO SEND ONE ON HIS FINAL TRIP.  ONE STATE SENATOR WAS HEARD TO COMMENT WE AIM TO PLEASE WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE UNFORTUNATES WHO ARE SITTING ON DEATH ROW ONLY BECAUSE OF THE HEINOUS CRIMES THEY COMMITTED.

Piers Morgan would ban sales and ownership of guns for those under 25

SEEMS THAT PIERS MORGAN HAS THE SOLUTION TO MASS SHOOTINGS.  HE WOULD SIMPLE BAN SALES AND OWNERSHIP OF FIREARMS TO ALL UNDER THE AGE OF 25. THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO DEFINITIVE STUDY TO SHOW THAT THOSE UNDER 25 ARE MORE RESPONSIBLE FOR MASS SHOOTINGS THAN THOSE OVER THAT AGE.  NOW IF PIERS REALLY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE COUNTRY HE SHOULD CALL FOR THE VOTING AGE TO BE RAISED TO 25, BUT THEN OF COURSE HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, KNOWING THAT MOST IN THAT AGE VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS.  I SUPPOSE HE THINKS IT EASIER TO PULL A VOTING LEVEL THAN A GUN TRIGGER AND THAT VOTING REQUIRES LESS SKILL AND KNOWLEDGE THAN SHOOTING A GUN.  WHILE ITS QUITE TRUE THAT VOTING AND SHOOTING BOTH CARRY RISKS, NOT ONLY TO ONE'S SELF, BUT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, I WOULD CONTEND THAT UNINFORMED VOTERS ARE MUCH MORE OF A TREAT THAN RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS.  SO PIER, COME ON AND GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE.

Obama's search for Shangri-La has lead him to Lie again and again in his vain attempt to reach that mythical land.

SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING THE PRESIDENT TELLS THEM DESPITE HIS PATHETIC RECORD OF LIES, AND HALF-TRUTHS.  THESE PEOPLE ARE EITHER ABSOLUTE IDIOTS OR DEVOTED OBAMA SUPPORTERS THAT WILL GO TO THE GRAVE BELIEVING WHATEVER THEIR MESSIAH TELLS.  THEY BELIEVE THAT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING GOES WHEN IT COMES TO ACHIEVING THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL OF DESTROYING THE AMERICA OF OUR FATHERS AND ESTABLISHING THAT MYTHICAL UTOPIA.  A UTOPIA THAT HAS NEVER EXISTED ANYWHERE BUT IN THE MINDS OF DESPOTS AND THEIR FOOLISH FOLLOWERS.  THE HISTORY BOOKS ARE REPLETE WITH SUCH MEN, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO READ THEM.  UNFORTUNATELY THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THOSE WHO WILL NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY, SO THE HUMAN RACE IS DESTINED TO REPEAT THE PAST  OVER AND OVER.  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS JUST ONE OF THESE MISGUIDED IDIOTS WHO WILL NEVER LEARN FROM THE PAST.  AND IN HIS VAIN ATTEMPT TO FIND THAT IMAGINARY SHANGRI-LA WILL DESTROY THE LAND THAT WAS INTRUSTED TO HIM BY THE AMERICAN VOTERS.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE

SCAM ALERT: Watch out for the Nigerian and Kenyan Princes

THE NIGERIANS ARE MERE PIKERS DESPITE THE FACT THEY TARGET SOME 10,000 AMERICANS DAILY TRYING TO PRY THEM FROM THEIR MONEY WITH VARIOUS SCAMS.  THE REAL MASTER OF THE SCAM HOWEVER, IS THE KENYAN PRINCE WHO IS TARGETING SOME 300,000,000 AMERICAMS.  A PRINCE, WHO CLAIMS TO BE FOR FREEDOM OF CHOICE, BUT WHO IN REALITY WOULD DEPRIVE YOU OF SUCH BASIC FREEDOMS SUCH AS CHOOSING YOUR DOCTOR.  BUT REST ASSURED HE PROMISES TO GIVE YOU HEALTHCARE FOR LIFE.  AND YOU KNOW THAT KENYAN'S NEVER LIE.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE.

The Essence of Government or How to live your life according to Bureaucrats

MOST AMERICANS ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM AND TO BE FAIR TO THEM, THE GOVERNMENT MUST SHOW THEM HOW TO LIVE THEIR MISERABLE LIFE'S.  AND IT IS ONLY PROPER AND CORRECT THAT WHEN HELPING THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE WRETCHES  THAT THOSE WHO HAVE GOTTEN THEIR $HIT TOGETHER PITCH IN AND GIVE A HELPING HAND TO THE DOWN-TRODDEN. EITHER VOLUNTARILY OR BY FORCE OF LAW.  AFTER ALL, AMERICA HAS ALWAYS BEEN A NATION OF LAWS AND NOT OF MEN.  THE COMMON GOOD MUST ALWAYS COME BEFORE THE GREEDY ASPIRATIONS OF THE BOURGEOISIE.  THE PURPOSE OF THE GOVERNMENT AFTER ALL IS TO PROTECT AMERICANS FROM ALL ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.  WE HAVE A VAST ARMY TO PROTECT US FROM THOSE FOREIGN ENEMIES, WELL IT USE TO BE VAST; AND NOW WE MUST STAMP OUT THE FINAL BASTIONS OF RACISM, POVERTY AND DISCRIMINATION THAT REMAIN.  AMERICA CAN BE GREAT AGAIN WHEN THESE FORCES OF RAMPANT INDIVIDUALISM AND RUN-A-WAY CAPITALISM ARE DESTROYED. 

Thanks to Politifake for the above image. 

Swimming with Obamacare (the Sharks)

THOSE SUPPORTERS OF OBAMACARE ARE TELLING US TO COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THEY WON'T EVEN STICK THEIR BIG TOE IN THE WATER.  OBAMA IS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS PROMOTING OBAMACARE, BY HAVING HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES AND SPORTS ICONS TELLING US HOW GREAT THE ACA IS WHILE THEY WILL NEVER BE A PART OF IT.  BARRY IS URGING HIS YOUTHFUL SUPPORTERS TO JOIN THIS GRAND EXPERIMENT---ONE IN WHICH THEY WILL HAVE TO PICK UP THE TAB FOR OLDER AND SICK PEOPLE.  ACTUALLY HELPING OUT OLDER AND SICK PEOPLE IN ITSELF IS NOT A BAD THING, BUT IT GOES COUNTER TO WHAT TODAY'S GENERATION THINKS.  TRUTH IS THEY ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CELL PHONE OR IPAD THEY HAVE RATHER THAN THEIR ELDERS WELL-BEING.  FOR MANY OF THE YOUNG, ITS THE OLDER PEOPLE THEY LOOK TO FOR MANY OF THEIR NEEDS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.  ONE WOULD THINK THOSE WHO WROTE THE ACA WOULD HAVE REALIZED THIS.  BUT IN THEIR UNCONTROLLABLE ZEAL TO PAST OBAMACARE SUCH TRIVIAL MATTERS AS PAYING FOR IT WERE NOT CONSIDERED.  AFTER ALL THAT RESPONSIBILITY FELL ON THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER.  Cartoon by  Lisa Benson

Michelle Obama says Jane Fonda aka "Hanoi Jane" is her role model

NOT THAT ANYONE IS SURPRISED, BUT FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA SAID IN A RECENT INTERVIEW WITH PEOPLE MAGAZINE THAT "HANOI JANE" WAS ONE OF HER ROLE MODELS. JANE FONDA, FOR THOSE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER, WHEN TO HANOI, VIETNAM AT THE HEIGHT OF THE VIETNAM WAR AND POSED WITH THE NORTH VIETNAMESE TROOPS MANNING ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNS CALLED OUR POLITICAL LEADERS WAR CRIMINALS AND AMERICAN POW'S HYPOCRITES AND LIARS.  MICHELLE OBAMA IS STILL COMING ACROSS AS AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN WHO CARES LITTLE FOR THIS COUNTRY.  I GUESS SHE SAT IN REV. WRIGHT'S CHURCH  TOO LONG, FOR SHE IS SPOUTING THE SAME HATEFUL RHETORIC THAT HE OFTEN USES. REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAID FOLLOWING BARACK'S ELECTION, THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS PROUD OF AMERICA.  SHE WAS SAYING THAT FOR ALL THOSE YEARS LEADING UP TO THAT POINT THAT SHE DISLIKED HER COUNTRY.  I GUESS SOMEONE LIKE JANE FONDA WOULD BE SEEN AS A ROLE MODEL FOR SHE TOO, DISLIKED, ACTUALLY HATED HER COUNTRY AND GAVE AID AND COMFORT TO  THE ENEMY IN TIME OF WAR.  ONLY DIE-HARD LEFTEST WOULD STILL POINT TO JANE FONDA AS SOME KIND OF ROLE MODEL---THAT IS DIE HARD LEFTEST AND FRIENDS OF BILL AYERS (THE UNREPENTANT TERRORIST).  Thanks to The Peoples Cube for the image in this post.

Intelligence Test for Voters

ONE COULD LOGICALLY SUPPORT AN INTELLIGENCE TEST FOR VOTERS, AFTER ALL VOTING FOR OUR LEADERS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS WE DO. FAILING THAT YOU WOULD THINK THAT PERSPECTIVE VOTERS SHOULD AT LEAST BE REQUIRED TO READ AND WRITE, BUT COME TO THINK OF IT THAT WOULD ELIMINATE ALMOST HALF OF OUR CURRENT COLLEGE GRADUATES AND OF COURSE, WE CANNOT HAVE THAT. ONE MUST HOWEVER, WONDER WHAT CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENCY WOULD LOOK LIKE IF WE DID HAVE INTELLIGENCE TEST FOR VOTERS.  BUT ALAS, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, AFTER ALL WE WON'T EVEN REQUIRE VOTER ID'S.  I SUPPOSE WE ARE STUCK WITH THE GOVERNMENT WE HAVE, FOR DUMB PEOPLE ELECT DUMB LEADERS---THE OLD SAYING MUST BE TRUE, "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER."   Thanks to The Looking Spoon  for the cartoon.

A Tale of the Chicken and Horse

One day the chicken and horse were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

 

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, the chicken searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping there was still time to save the horse's life.

 

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

 

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and as the chicken began to sink, the horse heard the cry, 'Save me!' The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled up and out, saving the chicken's life.

 

The moral of the story? (Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!) 'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.'

Despotism always comes bearing the name "Public Safety"

THE NEW HEADQUARTERS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND (DHS) WILL BE BUILT IN THE WASHINGTON METRO AREA.  THIS SPRAWLING 173 ACRE FACILITY WILL HOUSE SOME 14,000 EMPLOYEES ALL DEDICATED TO KEEPING AMERICANS SAFE NO MATTER THE COST IN DOLLARS OR IN PERSONAL FREEDOMS AND LIBERTY.  ONE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT DESPOTISM SOMETIMES COMES SILENTLY IN THE NIGHT, NOT LIKE THE ROAR OF SOME INVADING ARMY, BUT WITH THE CUNNING AND STEALTH OF OFTEN WELL-MEANING MEN WITH NO HIGHER GOAL THAN THAT OF "PUBLIC SAFETY" AND SECURITY.  BUT  ONRUSHING EVENTS CAN TURN THAT LOFTY GOAL OF PUBLIC SAFETY INTO A STATE DESIGNED NOT ONLY TO KEEP ALIEN ENEMIES AT BAY, BUT ONE THAT CRUSHES INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES IN AN OVER-ZEALOUS ATTEMPT TO INSURE PEACE AND DOMESTIC TRANQUILLITY.  A ROAD THAT WILL ALWAYS LEAD TO SOME FORM OF DESPOTISM.  THERE IS A FITTING OLD SAYING, "THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS". 

First Black Man to walk on the Moon

AT THIS POINT IN TIME NO BLACK MAN HAS WALKED ON THE MOON.  HERE WE ARE IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND IT'S AN ABSOLUTE NATIONAL DISGRACE THAT THIS NATION IS STILL PRACTICING APARTHEID WHEN IT COMES TO MOON WALKING.  THE CLOSEST ANY BLACK MAN HAS COME TO "MOON WALKING" WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S STROLL ACROSS THE STAGE.  WE ALL KNOW THAT BARACK OBAMA IS PROVING HIMSELF AS THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT AND WILL LEAVE OFFICE EARLY IN 2017, COINCIDENTALLY THAT WILL BE THE YEAR THAT CHINA PLANS TO PUT A MAN ON THE MOON.  NOW WOULDN'T IF BE DIPLOMATIC COUP FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE CHINESE TO WORK OUT AN AGREEMENT SO THAT HE COULD JOIN THOSE BRAVE CHINESE ASTRONAUTS.  I SAY BRAVE, FOR THEY ARE INDEED THAT, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA HAS MADE GREAT TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES THEY HAVE NOT YET FIGURED OUT A METHOD OF RETURNING THE MEN BACK TO EARTH.  RUMOR ARE FLYING AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT ALTHOUGH THE PRESIDENT IS SOMEWHAT RELUCTANT TO TAKE THAT LEAP INTO SPACE, MICHELLE IS URGING HIM TO SET ANOTHER MILESTONE, AND NOT ONLY BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT, BUT THE FIRST BLACK MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON.  Thanks to Right Wing Art for the above image.

Saturday Morning Gun Violence and School Shootings

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO RECALL THE GOOD OLE DAYS WHEN THE SATURDAY MORNING TV CHANNELS WERE FILLED WESTERN SHOOT 'EM UPS AND YOU COULD WALK DOWN TO THE LOCAL HARDWARE STORE AND BUY A GUN ON THE SPOT WITHOUT ANY I.D. AND NO WAITING PERIOD OR JUST SIT DOWN AND THUMB THROUGH THAT OLD SEARS AND ROEBUCK CATALOG AND ORDER THE GUN OF YOUR CHOICE AND HAVE IT DELIVERED BY MAIL TO YOUR DOOR.  AND WHILE YOU ARE REFLECTING ON THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS, DO YOU RECALL KIDS SHOOTING UP THEIR SCHOOLS AS THEY DO TODAY?  OF COURSE NOT?  SO WTF HAPPENED?  IF GUNS WERE EASIER TO COME BY IN THE PAST AND THE AIRWAYS WERE FILLED WITH JUST AS MANY SHOOT OUTS, THEN WHAT BROUGHT ABOUT THIS SICKENING CHANGE IN AMERICA.  PERHAPS WE SHOULD LOOK TO THE HOME AND AT TODAYS PARENTS AND AT OUR SCHOOLS AND AT MODERN SOCIETY WHERE "ANYTHING GOES" IS THE RULE AND NOT THE EXCEPTION.

Obama may hava a Pen and Phone, but the People have the Constitution

IN SEVERAL RECENT SPEECHES PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS BEEN THUMPING HIS CHEST AND THREATENING TO USE WHAT HE THINKS IS ALMOST UNLIMITED EXECUTIVE POWER TO ADVANCE THOSE PARTS OF HIS AGENDA THAT CONGRESS REFUSES TO PASS.  HE SAID HE HAD A PEN AND A PHONE AND WOULD USE BOTH IF THOSE OBSTRUCTIONISTS IN CONGRESS DIDN'T PARROT HIS PARTY LINE.  I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY, "OBAMA MAY HAVE HIS PEN AND PHONE, BUT THE PEOPLE HAVE THE CONSTITUTION".  SOMETHING THE "SO-CALLED" CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN. 
Cartoon by Chuck Asay

New Name for Hillary Clinton aka "Killary Klinton"

A JUST RELEASED BIPARTISAN SENATE REPORT ON BENGHAZI SAID THAT THE TERRORIST ATTACK THAT KILLED 4 AMERICANS, INCLUDING OUR AMBASSADOR COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED.  AND THAT IT WAS KNOWN IN THE FIRST HOUR OF THAT ATTACK THAT IT WAS INDEED AN ACT OF TERRORISM.  SOMETHING THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION REFUSED TO ADMIT FOR SOME DAYS WHILE THEY CONTINUED TO POINT A FINGER AT SOME OBSCURE VIDEO MAKER AS THE CAUSE FOR THE ATTACK, WHILE ALL ALONG THEY KNEW BETTER.  WITH SO-CALLED LEADERS LIKE "KILLARY KLINTON"  AND "OBAMA BIN LYIN'" IS IT ANY WONDER THAT NOT ONLY IS AL QAEDA NOT ON THE RUN, BUT ON THE ATTACK ACROSS NORTH AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST, REVERSING ALL THE GAINS BROUGHT WITH AMERICAN BLOOD AND TREASURE DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.  YES, THE ATTACK IN BENGHAZI COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED HAD THE AMERICA VOTER ONLY BEEN WISE ENOUGH NOT TO ELECT A NOVICE WANNABE LEADER LIKE OBAMA WHOSE ONLY INTEREST IS HIS POLITICAL WELL BEING AT ANY COST, INCLUDING THAT OF OUR BRAVE AMERICANS SERVING ABROAD.  THE BLOOD OF BENGHAZI IN NOT ONLY ON THE HANDS OF BARACK AND HILLARY, BUT ON THOSE UNINFORMED IGNORANT VOTERS WHO PUT THEM IN POSITIONS THEY WERE ILL-SUITED FOR.  Above image by I Own the World

The Absolute Power of Obama's Executive Pen

PRESIDENT OBAMA RECENTLY DECLARED THAT IF CONGRESS DOESN'T FOLLOW HIS DICTATES AND PASS THE LEGISLATION HE PUTS BEFORE THEM, THEN HE WILL USE HIS PEN AND PHONE TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.  AFTER ALL WHO NEEDS CONGRESS AND THE CONSTITUTION WHEN WITH THE STROKE OF HIS ALL-POWERFUL PEN HE CAN SIGN VIRTUALLY ANY EXECUTIVE ORDER FULL WELL KNOWING THAT IT WILL TAKE YEARS TO WORK ITS WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT IF CHALLENGED BY ANYONE.  

A Chicken in every Pot and a Penis Pump in every Home

DURING THE 1928 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION JUST BEFORE THE GREAT DEPRESSION, HEBERT HOOVER  PROMISED AMERICANS A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY HOOVER, BHO IS CALLING NOT ONLY FOR FREE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS FOR EVERY FEMALE (EVEN THOSE OVER 60), BUT HE IS ASSURING US THAT UNDER THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT THERE WILL BE A PENIS PUMP IN EVERY HOME.  IN A RECENT REPORT FROM FOX NEWS  IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS SPENT OVER $175 MILLION ON "VACUUM ERECTION SYSTEMS" BETTER KNOW AS (VES"s) IN THE PAST 5 YEARS.  BUT AS IS THE CASE WITH ALMOST ALL GOVERNMENT PURCHASES THEY PAYED ABOUT TWICE THE REGULAR RETAIL PRICE.  AFTER ALL WHAT BUREAUCRAT WORTH HIS SALT WOULD BE REDUCED TO BARTERING WITH PENIS PUMP MANUFACTURERS.  THIS IS ALL VERY DISTURBING, BUT THE THING THAT IS MOST UPSETTING IS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MINE YET. 
Thanks to The Peoples Cube for the image and the idea for this post. 

GATES GIVES OBAMA THE "BIRD"!

THE ONLY CRITICISM I HAVE OF FORMER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, ROBERT GATES IS THAT HE SHOULD HAVE MADE THE THINGS MENTIONED IN HIS BOOK KNOWN BEFORE HE LEFT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.  BUT THEN, HAD HE DONE THAT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO RESIGN AND LOST WHAT LITTLE INFLUENCE HE HAD ON THE AGENDA OF OBAMA. SO MAYBE HE MADE THE RIGHT MOVE AFTER ALL IN HOLDING HIS FIRE UNTIL NOW. 

CARTOON BY GLENN FODEN 

DUTY: MEMOIRS OF A SECETARY AT WAR

Racist Image of African Witch Doctor????

BACK DURING THE FIRST DEBATES ABOUT OBAMACARE THE IMAGE TO THE RIGHT WAS PHOTO SHOPPED WITH THE FACE OF BARACK OBAMA IMPOSED ON THIS AFRICAN WITCH DOCTOR.  AT THAT TIME THE LEFT WAS FURIOUS AND THE ALL TO FAMILIAR CRY OF "RACISM" ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE LAND.  THAT IS STRANGE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE HONORED PLACE THE WITCH DOCTOR HOLDS IN HIS TRIBE.  BUT ODDLY THOSE ON THE LEFT SEE THE WITCH DOCTOR AS SOME EVIL RELIC FROM THE DISTANT PAST AND WOULD ERASE HIS MEMORY FROM THE HISTORY OF THAT TIME.  THEY DO THIS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ELEVATING THE NATIVE AMERICAN MEDICINE MAN TO AN ALMOST MYTHICAL, ALL-KNOWING INDIVIDUAL WITH ALMOST GOD-LIKE POWERS.  INDEED, THE PERFECT NOBLE SAVAGE, AS PORTRAYED IN THE MOVIE "DANCES WITH WOLVES".  IN SHORT, ONE WOULD THINK THAT OBAMA WOULD BE HONORED TO BE DEPICTED AS THAT GREAT WITCH DOCTOR, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS OF AFRICAN LINAGE AND THE FATHER OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT aka OBAMACARE.  BUT THEN WHAT WOULD THIS OLD HONKIE CRACKER KNOW ABOUT SUCH THINGS.

Governor Christie and President Obama and the use of Political Power

FOR SOMETIME NOW AMERICANS HAVE BEEN WITNESS TO OBAMA'S RUN-A-WAY USE OF POLITICAL POWER.  WE HAVE NOW SEEN THIS ON VASTLY SMALLER SCALE WITH THE CHRISTIE ADMINISTRATION'S TRAFFIC CONTROL ON A BRIDGE.  THE PRESIDENT HAS PLACED BLAME FOR THESE SCANDALS ON EVERYTHING FROM A OBSCURE VIDEO, A REPUBLICAN HOUSE, PRESIDENT BUSH AND OF COURSE THAT EVIL 1%.  WHILE GOVERNOR CHRISTIE, ON THE OTHER HAND HAS BLAMED THOSE STAFF MEMBERS RESPONSIBLE FOR SNARLING BRIDGE TRAFFIC  AND PROMPTLY FIRED THEM.  WITH OBAMA WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR HEADS TO ROLL.  IT IS ONE THING TO SLOW UP TRAFFIC FLOW ON A BRIDGE, BUT QUITE ANOTHER TO DEPRIVE MILLIONS OF HEALTH INSURANCE, SPY ON VIRTUALLY EVERY AMERICAN, COVER UP MURDER IN BENGHAZI, HAVE THE IRS PUNISH POLITICAL ENEMIES AND CONSISTENTLY LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.  CHRISTIE AND OBAMA IS A TALE OF TWO MEN.  BUT IF THOSE IN THE NATIONAL MEDIA HAVE THEIR WAY, THEY WILL TELL YOU THEIR IS LITTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.  ACTUALLY, THOSE IN THE MSM NOT ONLY HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR WITH OBAMA, BUT TO A LESSER EXTENT WITH CHRIS CHRISTIE.  Cartoon by  William Warren

Obama's Uncle Missing

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HALF-UNCLE, ONYANGO "OMAR" OBAMA, AND HIS AUNTIE, ZEITUNI ONYANGO, ARE MISSING AND RUMORS ABOUT THEIR FATE ARE RAMPANT ACROSS THE NATION AND AROUND THE WORLD.  THE LEADING NEWSPAPER, "THE PYONGYANG TIMES" IN THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA HAS REPORTED THAT THE UNSUSPECTING COUPLE HAS BEEN FED TO THE WHITE HOUSE DOGS (BO AND SUNNY) IN A SECRET ROOM BELOW THE OVAL OFFICE.  WITH SOME OF HIS 300  CZARS AND CLOSE MEMBERS OF THE  STAFF BEING FORCED TO WATCH AS THE TWO LARGE VICIOUS PORTUGUESE WATER DOGS DEVOURED THE SCREAMING COUPLE.  IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS LONG BEEN EMBARRASSED BY THE ACTIVES OF HIS AUNTIE AND UNCLE DURING THEIR ILLEGAL STAY IN THIS COUNTRY WHERE THEY SPONGED OFF  WELFARE, HEALTHCARE, AND FREE PUBLIC HOUSING BY USING MULTIPLE NAMES AND ADDRESSES AND THEREBY TARNISHING THE IMPECCABLE, STELLAR REPUTATION OF THE PRESIDENT.  ACCORDING TO THE PYONGYANG TIMES, PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND DECIDED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THE TWO AS A WARNING TO ALL WHO WOULD DARE TO INSULT HIM BY SULLYING HIS SHINING EXAMPLE TO THE MASSES IN THIS COUNTRY.  AT THIS TIME THE REPORTS COMING FROM PYONGYANG CANNOT BE CONFIRMED.  BUT WITH UNCLE ONYANGO AND AUNTIE ZEITUNI  STILL MISSING THE MYSTERY SURROUNDING THEIR FATE REMAINS. 

Thanks to The Peoples Cube for the idea behind this post.  If you have never visited THE CUBE please take a look----great satire!

If the Federal Tax on Cigarettes deters Smoking, does the Federal Tax on Earnings deter Working

IF  FEDERAL AND STATES TAXES ON CIGARETTES IS ACTUALLY DETERING SMOKING AS MOST POLITICAL LEADERS CLAIM THEN ISN'T IT LOGICAL THAT FEDERAL AND STATE INCOME TAXES DETER WORKING TO SOME EXTENT.  PERHAPS THE PROBLEM WITH THE "INCOME TAX" IN JUST IN THE NAME, MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT "INVESTMENT FUNDING".  AFTER ALL REP. SHELIA JACKSON LEE, D-TEXAS HAS JUST SUGGESTED THAT WE START USING THE PHRASE "TRANSITIONAL LIVING FUND" INSTEAD OF "WELFARE".  SOME PHRASES ARE JUST TOO  DEGRADING ON PEOPLE.  ACCORDING TOM REP. LEE, THE DAYS OF CALLING A "SPADE A SPADE" ARE OVER. THANKS TO POLITIFAKE FOR THIS IMAGE.

The Gold in Fort Knox is gone and has been replaced with.............!

Whispers are swirling around Capitol Hill that Fort Knox is empty.... That all the gold is gone... And that the gold has been replaced with Obama's real Kenyan Birth Certificate, College Transcripts along with his new proposed Constitution for the USSA.  It has been determined that the U.S. government has been shipping gold to nations like China (as collateral for a weak dollar). Without any gold in Fort Knox, the United States has nothing backing the dollar but faith. The U.S. government has NOT done a public audit of the gold in Fort Knox since 1974. Policymakers have ignored all requests for a new audit, too. Worse yet, $982 million worth of gold has left JFK International Airport in New York since the year began. Some may ask why hasn't the President just had his real birth certificate destroyed---the answer is really quite simple: why would an arrogant, narcissistic, egomaniacal, self-centered, self-loving, solipsistic ever do such a thing.

World's most Dangerous Drones

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS DRONES ARE NOT THOSE COMING OFF SOME ASSEMBLY LINE AT A DEFENSE PLANT, BUT THE DRONES COMING OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINES OF OUR GREAT UNIVERSITIES.  THESE HUMAN DRONES ARE PROGRAMMED AND GUIDED BY THEIR MAKERS JUST AS MUCH AS THEIR MECHANICAL COUNTER-PARTS.  THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN EDUCATED SUICIDE BOMBERS WHO KNOW JUST ENOUGH TO THINK THEY ARE SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.  THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA WILL NOT COME FROM THE DRONES IN THE SKY, BUT FROM THE DRONES WALKING THE CAMPUSES OF MODERN AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE

The Obamas' Imperial Portrait: King and Queen of "Sharts"

H/T TO  THE LOOKING SPOON

AND FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT A "SHART" IS, "GAS FOLLOWED BY MASS".  SEE THE BELOW EXAMPLE---IT'S A GAS (REALLY MORE QUITE MORE THAN THAT.

A Tale of Two Cites: Hiroshima and Detroit

IN 1945 THE JAPANESE CITY OF HIROSHIMA LAY IN RUINS WITH SOME 100,000 OF IT'S CITIZENS EITHER IN THEIR GRAVES OR THEIR REMAINS INCINERATED  BY THE FIRE BALL GENERATED BY AN AMERICAN ATOMIC BOMB DROPPED BY A LONE B-29 (THE ENOLA GAY) ON THE LAST FEW DAYS OF WWII.  WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD THE SPRAWLING METROPOLIS OF DETROIT, MICHIGAN WAS BOOMING WITH IT MILLION PLUS, PEOPLE ENJOYING THE GOOD LIFE.  TODAY THE TALE OF TWO CITIES IS REVERSED, WITH  HIROSHIMA RISING LIKE THE MYTHICAL PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES, AND DETROIT PLUNGING INTO A VAST WASTE LAND CAUSED BY PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATIC POLITICS.  DETROIT IS A WARNING TO THE REST OF AMERICA AS TO WHAT CAN HAPPEN IF UNCHALLENGED AND RUN-A-WAY PROGRESSIVISM IS NOT CHALLENGED.  THOSE IN DETROIT, WHO FOLLOWED THE PARTY LINE FOR DECADES HAVE REAPED THE WHIRLWIND AND NOT THE UTOPIA DEMOCRAT PARTY LEADERS HAD PROMISED.  TODAYS MOTOR CITY IS OFFERING A LESSON, UNLESS WE ARE TOO DUMB TO SEE IT.  AS THE OLD SAYING GOES, "THOSE WHO DO NOT LEARN FROM HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT."

New Convenience Store Chain "Munchie Snacks" to soon open in Colorado

THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA HAS HAD SOME UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES IN COLORADO.  HUNDREDS OF NEW CONVENIENCE STORES UNDER THE NAME OF "MUNCHIE SNACKS" ARE OPENING ACROSS THE STATE TO DEAL WITH THE WHAT IS BEING ANTICIPATED AS A GREAT INCREASE IN THE DEMAND FOR MUNCHIES. DEMOCRATS AND LIBERTARIANS IN THAT WESTERN STATE  ARE HERALDING THIS "MARIJUANA EFFECT" AND CLAIMING THAT THIS NEW STORE CHAIN (MUNCHIE SNACKS) WILL CREATE THOUSANDS OF NEW JOBS.  ON THE OTHER HAND, DOCTORS ARE WARNING ABOUT THE EMINENT DANGERS POSED BY INCREASED OBESITY.  AS A CONSERVATIVE LIBERTARIAN I MUST SAY THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO RIGHT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO PUT IN YOUR BODY AND THEY CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO MANDATE IT IN ANY WAY.  THE GOVERNMENT CAN RECOMMEND (WITHOUT SPENDING TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO DO SO), BUT THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVER, EVER MANDATE AS THEY HAVE DONE IN THE CASE OF OBAMACARE.  PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO SMOKE OR NOT SMOKE WACKY TOBACCO.  PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO EAT BIG MACS OR NOT.  AND JUST AS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE THE INSURANCE POLICY THAT FITS THEIR NEEDS OR THE RIGHT NOT TO BUY COVERAGE AT ALL.  CARTOON BY  JERRY HOLBERT

Truth and Lies, Barack Obama and Phil Robertson

BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE STRONG BELIEVES AND EACH IS PROUD OF HIS CORE CONVICTIONS.  BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.  ONE HIDES HIS TRUE BELIEFS AND VALUES AND WILL EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO LIE ABOUT THEM WHILE THE OTHER WILL GIVE YOU THE STRAIGHT UNVARNISHED TRUTH ABOUT HIS POSITIONS AND UNDERLYING VALUES.  ONE IS A MAN AND THE OTHER NOTHING BUT AN ARTICULATE WIMP!  YOU PICK WHICH IS WHICH.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE

Reinstituting Slavery in America

WHILE PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS PROCLAIMED JANUARY TO BE "NATIONAL SLAVERY AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING PREVENTION MONTH" HIS PLAN TO GAIN MORE CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE IS GOING FULL BLAST.  SURE THE NEW SLAVERY IN AMERICA IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT THAN THE SLAVERY OF THE OLD SOUTH, IN THAT THE MASTER IN THE BIG WHITE HOUSE IS BLACK AND HIS OVERSEERS ARE THOSE BUREAUCRATS IN HHS, IRS AND OTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCIES.  BUT THE RESULTS ARE NEVERTHELESS THE SAME.  BARACK'S IDEA FOR AMERICA IS ONE IN WHICH HE AND HIS UNDERLINGS WILL TELL YOU WHICH DOCTOR TO SEE, WHAT KIND OF CAR TO DRIVE, WHICH SCHOOL TO SEND YOU KIDS TO, WHAT KIND OF LIGHT BULB TO USE, WHAT TO EAT AND NOT EAT AND FINALLY WHAT WORDS YOU CANNOT SAY OR SAY IN THE NAME OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.  IF OBAMA'S PLAN FOR AMERICA COMES TO PASS, WE WILL NO LONGER BE THE LAND OF FREE, BUT NOTHING BUT THE CHATTEL OF THE NEW PLANTATION MASTER WHO SITS IN THAT BIG WHITE HOUSE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVE.  YES OBAMA'S PLAN WOULD REINSTITUTE SLAVERY IN AMERICA.  THANKS TO HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS FOR THE ABOVE TOON.

The Obamacare ATM Machine

OBAMACARE HAS NEVER BEEN ABOUT AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE.  OBAMACARE IS JUST A SCHEME TO TAKE MORE OF YOUR MONEY AND FUNNEL IT THROUGH THE FEDERAL BUREAUCRACY IN WASHINGTON SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE AND AT THE SAME TIME PROVIDE FUNDS TO SUPPORT THEIR SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS.  THOSE GROUPS THAT TOW THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.  PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS KNOWN TO HAVE SAID, "IF YOU LIKE YOUR HEALTH COVERAGE YOU CAN KEEP IT".  THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE A LIE.  WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE SAID WAS, "IF YOU LIKE YOUR PIN NUMBER, YOU CAN KEEP IT".  BECAUSE YOU CAN BET HE WILL!  THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Welfare and Food Stamps are not Entitlements

THERE ARE MANY ON THE FOOD STAMP AND WELFARE ROLLS THAT THINK THEY ARE ENTITLED TO THESE TAX-PAYER HANDOUTS.  WITH SOME, LIVING OFF THESE HANDOUTS HAS BECOME A LIFE STYLE.  A LIFE STYLE THAT KEEPS THEM IN NEAR POVERTY BECAUSE THEY HAVE BECOME MORE USE TO THE FRONT PORCH ROCKING CHAIR THAN HAVING TO JOIN THE WORK FORCE.  THESE ARE THE LEECHES THAT THOSE LEADERS IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE GROWN TO DEPEND ON AT VOTING TIME.  BECAUSE THESE PARASITES HAVE LEARNED THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE TO GET THESE "SO-CALLED" BENEFITS ONLY AS LONG AS THEY VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC PARTY TICKET.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.