Monday, December 11, 2017

Alabama decides: MOORE or Less

Alabama votes will go to the polls tomorrow, December 12 to vote for the next U.S. Senator from that state.  The choice is clear and simple:  either vote for a true progressive who has a proven record of support for abortion, Obamacare, and anti-2nd Amendment values; or the man who has strong conservative principals--Roy Moore!  Of course Moore has been accused of having a thing for teenage girls some 40 years ago.  But until these ancient allegations are proven he must be considered innocent---that is the American way!

Let me finish by saying, 'anyone who those in the MSM is against this site supports'.  And conversely any one they support is undoubtedly a person who does not support those values of most patriotic American values.  Namely, the 2nd Amendment, Right to Life, small government and a host of other conservative values such as, a strong military and a belief in America first.  #MAGA!!!    

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Friday, December 8, 2017

Southerner Builds Snow-Person in Mississippi

Guess what?  This good ole southern boy woke this morning to a rare and early White Christmas.  Seems that millions of snowflakes have invaded Trump Country.  Well the family and I wanted to show our traditional southern hospitality to these infrequent visitors to the Magnolia State.  So as not to offend our guest instead of building a Snowman we did the politically correct thing and make a Snow-Person.  However, just when we thought our 'labor of love' was complete, an astute observer pointed out the snow-person was all white.  Forcing one of our group to make a quick trip to the local hardware store to get a can of black spray paint.  After coloring one part of our PC snow-person black (being a polite son of the south) I will not say what section was blessed with this honor, another member of the family pointed out the long carrot nose informing all that this would offend any Muslim members of our community who happened by.  We quickly whacked off part of the offending appendage.  About this time an old-timer from down the street wondered by and as most men of his age often do came over to admire our work of art.  We explained our grand effort to build a snowman that would not trigger an adverse reaction from those viewing our master piece.  This prompted the old man to reply: "what you-all gonna do when the sun comes out?"  "The snow will begin to melt and some illegal alien will accuse you of making fun of 'Wet-backs'!"  We tore the damn thing down.  Then raised the 'Stars and Bars' to the sound of Dixie coming from our boom-boxes!  

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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Champagne Corks Pop in Hoover Building as Mueller set to reveal Trump-Russian Collusion

Somewhere deep in the bowels of the J. Edgar Hoover Building (FBI Headquarters) in Washington champagne corks are popping as Special Counsel Robert Mueller is set to release proof that President Donald Trump not only colluded with Russia but had sexual relations with an undercover Russian agent. Deep state sources in the Special Counsel's office have reveled, some years ago citizen Trump spent the evening with a Brighton Beach (Little Odessa) 'Lady of the Evening' while Melania was visiting relatives in her native Slovenia. Unbeknown to her superiors at the Kremlin ,this female Russian agent aka Hooker kept the Blue Stained Dress she wore in her brief tete-a-tete with Donald Trump a secret.  A secret she only just revealed to the Deep State employees of Robert Mueller in the Justice Department.  Of course, the Blue Dress along with the details of this salacious rendezvous in Trump Tower were not freely given, but were only provided to the FBI after the government deposited some $3,000,000 to a numbered Swiss Bank Account of American tax-payer dollars.  

Details of what some are calling The Great anti-Trump Coup are just emerging.  After buying the relatively inexpensive dress (by government standards) for only $2,500 per sq. inch, samples of the questionable stain were forwarded to "23 and Me" for analysis.  While at the same time an heroic undercover Deep State Operative, FBI agent was able to penetrate The Kremlin West aka Trump's White House and obtain a sample of the President's DNA  from his 'double dip ice cream bowl' while attending that most repugnant of all events, The White House Christmas Party.

After analysis of the stained dress and over-sized ice cream bowl were revealed uncontrolled cheers could be heard coming from the Hoover Building.  Seems that not only did the DNA from the dress and bowl match, but after the comparison with an old sample of Vladimir Putin's DNA, '23 and Me' confirmed that there is a 99.999 % probability that Trump and Putin are 2nd cousins twice removed.. 
by Ron Russell  
Cross-posted at Trump Land 

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Feminest seek to ban Mistletoe from all public buildings this Xmas for fear that Neanderthal males would run-a-muck

H/T to Stilton's P;ace
The National Organization for Women (N.O.W.) and other feminist groups are calling for a total ban on all mistletoe  in government buildings this holiday season.  They fear that unsuspecting females would unknowingly fall victim to lecherous male troglodytes while innocently passing under a sprig of mistletoe.  Furthermore, these same groups are putting pressure on clothing manufacturers to stop installing zippers on the front of male trousers.  Claiming this gives wannabe 'Don Juan's' far to easy access to their WMD (weapon of mass destruction), the much hated male penis!