Biting Dog

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ”Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ”Nope.”

Brave British Soldier, Lee Rigby, hacked to death on London street by two Muslim Terrorist as terrified onlookers watched.

DRUMMER LEE RIGBY, A 25 YEAR OLD MEMBER OF THE THE ROYAL FUSILIERS WAS KILLED ON THE STREETS OF LONDON BY TWO BLACK MUSLIM LOW-LIFE TERRORIST THUGS WHO HACKED HIM TO DEATH IN FRONT OF TERRIFIED ONLOOKERS.  YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BRAVE SOLDIER HERE.  AND IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE BELOW VIDEO OF THIS DESPICABLE TERRORIST BELOW PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE AND WATCH.  WARNING IT IS GRAPHIC.

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White House Fence Repair or how the Stimulus Plan works!

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

Girl and Cell Phone

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the girl sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart, it's Erica , I'm on the train.

What not to Name your Dog

Most people name their dogs "Rover" or "Tag".  I called mine SEX.

IRS employess are here to help! And they would never act in a partisan manner.

AMERICANS SHOULD BE SO GRATEFUL THEY HAVE A PRESIDENT THAT RECOGNIZES THE IMPORTANT OF BIG GOVERNMENT.  A MAN WHO KNOWS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE UNABLE TO MAKE IT BY THEMSELVES.  AND CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT THE AID OF DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANTS IN WASHINGTON.  PEOPLE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED IN ORDER TO PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON GOOD.  SO NEXT TIME, THAT GOVERNMENT AGENT COMING KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR, DON'T FEEL THREATENED BECAUSE THAT CONSCIENTIOUS AND HUMBLE PERSON IS THERE TO HELP YOU.  HEY, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT BULLS**T, I'VE GOT SOME OF THAT HARD TO FIND OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY IN ARIZONA!!!

A Hole Behind

A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting. He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.

While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied " I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole". He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request. She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th". Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"? She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh". "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold. "Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampex". With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh". "That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you"!

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One of My Children

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

The Evils of Drugs

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday".

 

Theory and Reality

One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment. His assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory and reality. He asked his father for help. "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?" 

The Love of Football

There was this guy who *LOVED* football. It was his dream to go to the super bowl. One year, he scrimped and saved and cut every corner possible, and he was able to buy a ticket.

Barack Obama aka Sgt. Schultz (I see nothing)

IS THE OBAMA TURNING A BLIND EYE TO WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HIM?  DOES HE REALLY NOT KNOW, OR IS HE JUST HOPING THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL SEE EITHER.  PERHAPS HE IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE GOLF LINKS AND AT FUNDRAISERS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON.  BUT EVEN WORSE IS THAT HE REALLY IS A SMART GUY WITH HIS FINGERS ON THE BUTTONS AND IS IN FULL CONTROL OF THE EVENTS SCANDALIZING WASHINGTON.  IN EITHER CASE HE IS MAKING A DAMN MESS OF THINGS.