Monday, September 26, 2016

Presidential Debate - Pigeon vs. Falcon and Hillary's changing email scheme

Numerous reliable reports are coming in that Hillary Clinton has developed a severe case of emailphobia and is now using large numbers of carrier pigeons for her most secret communication with the Obama White House and numerous other unsavory characters in her inner circle.  The feeling in the Clinton camp is there is no possible way to hack into these secretive documents by using this dated, but time-proven means of communication.

However, it should be noted that some low-flying helicopter pilots  in New York City have reported seeing some unusual cages atop Trump Tower.  After a closer inspection, these pilots observed the cages to be filled with what looked like Peregrine Falcons.  Birds of Prey, considered to be a pigeon's worst enemy.  As of this time Trump as not commented on this ominous development!

One must wonder who will be the Pigeon and who will be the Hawk in tonight's Presidential Debate!


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One must wonder just how many drinks Hillary will have before hitting the stage this evening.  Of course Donald Trump is a teetotaler!  Regardless, it will be quite the show!

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Washington State Mall Killer a Turkish Immigrant - Act of Islamic Terrorism?

The shooter at the Burlington Mall in Washington State where 5 innocent victims were shot and killed as been taken into custody and identified as 20 year old Arcan Cetin, a Turkish immigrant.  When the early reports of the multiple shootings at the mall were reported the killer was thought to be Hispanic according to some in the media.  The story, of what is very possibility a terrorist related act has been swept from the headlines by the upcoming Presidential Debates between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.  It should be noted here, that in the past early reports by those in the media have been very reluctant to label such attacks as Islamic Terrorist.  And usually those in the media as well as government officials, will only admit terrorist involvement when the emerging evidence finally forces them recognize the reality of the facts.  It appears, that in certain political circles, to admit terrorist acts is akin to slapping Barack Obama in the face.  Over these past few years the current administration in Washington has often moved heaven and earth to avoid labeling a terrorist act, just that---a terrorist act.  Waiting to see how the killing of these 5 people will be classified by those in authority in Washington State?   


Your eyes and ears should tell you what you saw in the Presidential Debate, not the Media Spin

Hillary and Trump heading to the debate stage--Funny!  But seriously, many have already picked the winners of tomorrow night's debate.  You can safely bet that most liberals have crowned Queen Hillary as the victor, while referring to Truth as the vanquished.  On the other side of the coin, conservatives will be quite sure Trump stuck it to Secretary Clinton (but not literally).  And you can equally be sure that CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS and PBS will all turn in score cards that show the woman from Chappaqua as the clear winner.  The results coming in from FOX News will be mixed with some pundits coming down on the side of Trump while others will declare Hillary the winner.  My advice to all that watch Monday night's debate is simple---don't let someone tell you what you saw with your own eyes and heard with your own ears.  They will both be speaking in English so most Americans don't need a translation. 
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Not only does Hillary carry Tabasco sauce in her purse, 
Damn, wonder if she will start eating chicken wings 
and washing them down with Malt Liquor, 
in stead of that awful Beluga caviar and French champagne!

Friday, September 23, 2016

"Boyz n the Hood" reject Barack Obama's membership Application

Some contemporary history researchers have determined that at one time in his youth, Barack Obama's request for membership in the "Boyz n the Hood" was rejected by it's Los Angles Chapter because of his half-cracker heritage and pussy-like hand gestures.  A rejection, that left the Hawaiian-Kenyan no other choice, but a hasty retreat to nearby Occidental College located between Pasadena and Glendale.  Once at Occidental, Barack quickly found that most of his professors embraced the same philosophy that originally drove him to the hood.  It was there, that the young Hilo surfer or spear-tossing Kenyan, if you prefer; had to prove his hate for America and authority to Saul Alinsky, wannabe professors.

Years later Barack Obama took the helm of the nation, but as
one just might expect he brought to the nations highest office the same values and beliefs that his beloved professors at Occidental had instilled in him.  Beliefs that have guided him for the last 8 years as president.  Beliefs that have led him to embrace the actions of the mob in the streets.  Beliefs that have caused him to distrust the actions of law-enforcement across the nation.  Deep seeded beliefs, that are embedded in his DNA.  Beliefs that tell him police are evil racist and therefore should all be taken to task, and either eliminated or re-indoctrinated so their values can equate with the "mob in the streets"!  Sadly, Barack Obama is not just one of the "Boyz in the Hood" but has far exceeded his life long ambition of joining the Hood, by becoming their De facto leader.
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