Sunday, April 20, 2014

BITCH AND PITCH

SOME AMERICANS HAVE JUST RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SEEMINGLY TURNED A DEAF EAR TO THEIR MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT AND OTHER VITAL QUESTIONS SUCH AS BENGHAZI AND THE IRS SCANDAL.  RECENT EVENTS HOWEVER, AT YANKEE STADIUM SEEMS TO HAVE PROVEN THAT OBAMA, INDEED, DOES HAVE A SERIOUS  HEARING PROBLEM.  IMAGE FROM LIBERAL LOGIC



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Saturday, April 19, 2014

CENSUS BUREAU UNDER WHITE HOUSE CONTROL

FOR OVER 100 YEARS THE CENSUS BUREAU WAS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE COMMERCE DEPARTMENT, BUT WHEN OBAMA CAME INTO OFFICE IN 2009 CONTROL WAS SWITCHED OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE. WONDER WHY?  MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THE CENSUS QUESTIONS WERE WORDED TO THE PEOPLE.  AFTER ALL YOU CAN ALMOST ALWAYS GET THE DESIRED ANSWER IF THE QUESTION IS PHRASED PROPERLY.  THE ABOVE CARTOON FROM HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS  ILLUSTRATES JUST THIS POINT WITH THE QUESTION: "ARE YOU PRESENTLY NOT NON-INSURED"?

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Cat One-liners


1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
10.How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
11.What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
12.What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
13.If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
14.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
15.Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
16.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17.What's the difference between a cat and a kitten?  A cat can scratch you but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

BONUS PIC FROM PHOTOCHOPPED

RACIST WOMAN-HATER

WHEN YOU'RE LOSING THE DEBATE THERE IS LITTLE LEFT, BUT POUNDING THE TABLE.  TO DEMOCRATS POUNDING THE TABLE CONSIST OF CALLING THE OPPOSITION INBRED RACIST REDNECK KNUCKLEDRAGGIN TROGLODYTE MISOGYNIST.  AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK JUST CALL THEM A BUNCH OF OLD FAT-CAT TEA-BAGGIN WHITE MEN.  CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL
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