The First Dog, BO releases Tail-all Book revealing guarded White House Secrets

H/T TO THE PEOPLES CUBE

RUMORS ARE FLYING, THAT BO (THE FIRST DOG) IS THREATENING TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE.  BO IT SEEMS, IS UPSET ABOUT NOT HAVING A REAL NAME AND STUCK WITH THE INITIALS OF HIS OWNER.  A OWNER BO CLAIMS IS A CLOSET GAY MAN AND WHO WIFE IS MORE A TYRANT THAN A LOVING FRIEND.  AND AS FOR THE TWO OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY CIRCLE, BO IS TIRED OF HAVING TO TAKE A BACK SEAT TOO THE ADOPTED OVER-PRIVILEGED DAUGHTERS OF THE PRESIDENT!  HELL, IF DOGS COULD WRITE OR SPEAK I SUSPECT WE ALL WOULD BE IN DEEP DODO!