THE OWNERS OF HIGH BRIDGE ARMS LOCATED IN SAN FRANCISCO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS FOR THE LAST TIME AFTER 63 YEARS DUE TO REPRESSIVE LAWS IMPOSED BY THE CITY COUNCIL. AT THE SAME TIME THE NUMBER OF STORES SELLING MACHETES (THE WEAPON OF CHOICE FOR ILLEGALS FROM THE SOUTH) HAS SKY-ROCKETED WITH OVER A 100 STORES IN THE BAY AREA SELLING THIS FINE CUTLERY WITH BLADES RANGING FROM 14"-27". ON A RELATED NOTE THE "MURDER BY MACHETE" RATE HAS SOARED IN BAY AREA, WHILE THE DEATH BY GUN RATE HAS BEEN STATIONARY WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OAKLAND AND SAN JOSE WHERE IT TOO HAS GONE UP.
by Ron Russell
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Love the title.
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