Santa Trump to bring Lumps of Coal to Democrats on Christmas Eve

After long and methodical deliberations Donald Trump and his closest advisers have decided on the perfect gift for those Democrats who not only supported Hillary, but called him and his supporters every derogatory term in the dictionary during the election.  They determined that perfect gift to be the one thing that environmental wacko's hated most.  The one thing that, in their minuscule minds, threatened the very existence of mankind.  That terrible black substance mined from the bowels of the earth---- 
A LUMP OF COAL!

Already, the Trump organization is setting up hugeeee distribution centers in the large cities and near university safe spaces to insure delivery on Christmas eve of this most hated substance and progressive symbol  of "man's inhumanity to man".  Merry Christmas to all and be assured it will be a Happy New Year with Barack gone from the White House.  Best present this ole fart ever got!