Reports that White House Staffers have been seem rummaging through dumpsters and removing tin cans confirmed

Following the suspected and now confirmed revelations from Wikileaks that virtually any electronic device can be used by government agencies to spy on you, White House staffers have apparently turned to a very old child's toy from the 1940's to communicate in the West Wing.  This explains the reports coming from various media outlets, that Staffers have been seen rummaging through dumpsters and removing tin cans.  The only other possible reason for their sudden interest in tin cans, is more ominous.  Perhaps they know something we don't and are quietly preparing for the unthinkable, an EMP (electromagnetic pulse).  A pulse caused by a high altitude nuclear blast.  A pulse that would neuter almost all electronic devices, except those made from tin cans and string.

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