Today visitors to the Chief Sitting Monument in Mobridge, South Dakota were shocked to find the monument severely damaged by vandals. A secret group is taking credit for this attack. An anonymous spokesman for this group in claiming that he sees little difference between the Chief and Robert E. Lee. According to him both were fighting against the government of the United States in a futile attempt to maintain control of their homeland. Additionally, this unidentified source contended he saw little difference between the slaves of the old Confederacy and those hundreds of captives, forced into slavery, by Sitting Bull's Lakota Sioux Nation.
Shockingly, the thrust of the above paragraph is pure fiction. After all, we know those tearing down monuments in the east have, for the most part, no concept of history. We must, however excuse their ignorance---after all, these poor misguided snow flakes were far too busy texting their friends to find out how many followers they had on Facebook rather than learning about their country's history. And then, there is of course, the indisputable fact that Sitting Bull was not some evil white man. So rest easily 'Chief', your monument is safe.
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What's with the WC Fields nose on that bust??
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