Infamous Bill Clinton Quotes

BUBBA IS AT IT AGAIN.  WE ALL REMEMBER WHEN HE SAID, "I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN"!  YEP, THAT WAS A WHOPPER, BUT NOW THE HE HAS MANAGED TO TOP EVEN THAT ONE WITH HIS LATEST REMARK AT KING ANNIVERSARY OF, "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH.  NOW THIS FORMER PRESIDENT IS CLAIMING IT'S HARDER TO VOTE THAN BUY AN ASSAULT RIFLE WHEN HE INFAMOUSLY SAID, "A GREAT DEMOCRACY DOES NOT MAKE IT HARDER TO VOTE THAN IT DOES TO BUY AN ASSAULT WEAPON."  WONDER IF HE IS STARTING TO BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS OR DOES HE STILL THINK WE ARE ALL FOOLS.  THANKS TO LIBERAL LOGIC  FOR THIS IMAGE.

Obama's Syrian Red Lines

OBAMA'S SYRIAN RED LINES HAVE BEEN CROSSED SEVERAL TIMES.  AND NOW OBAMA VALUATES AS AS ASSAD EVACUATES HIS MILITARY BASES AND PERHAPS EVEN MOVING PART OF HIS AIR FORCE TO IRAN.  SURE MISSILES WILL BE FIRED AT SYRIA AND OBAMA WILL DECLARE VICTORY MUCH AS BUSH DID IN THE EARLY DAYS OF THE IRAQ WAR WITH HIS "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" BANNER ON THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER.  OBAMA SUPPORTERS WILL SMILE AND PAT THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ON THE BACK AND ALL WILL BE WELL.  BUT THE CARNAGE AND SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENTS CIVILIANS IN SYRIA WILL CONTINUE WITH AN END TO THE CIVIL WAR NOT IN SIGHT.  THE MULLAHS IN IRAN WILL DECLARE VICTORY AND VIEW OBAMA FOR WHAT HE REALLY IS, A FOOL THAT ACTING AT BEING PRESIDENT.  SO GET READY AMERICA FOR OBAMA TO ATTACK, AND THEN DECLARE VICTORY.  AND GIVE THIS ARROGANT NARCISSISTIC IDIOT ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUN.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Old White Geezer selling Crack to innocent Black teenagers.

THE TWO BLACK TEENS CHARGED IN THE KILLING OF THE OLD WHITE GEEZER IN SPOKANE, WASH HAVE FINALLY SHED LIGHT ON THEIR HEROIC ACT.  IT SEEMS THAT "SHORTY" BELTON WAS TRYING TO SALE THEM "CRACK" WHEN THE DEAL WENT TERRIBLY WRONG FORCING THEM TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE OLD AGRESSIVE FART WHO WENT OFF ON THEM.  THESE HEROIC TEENS WERE SIMPLY DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM A DIRTY OLD DOPE DEALING CRACKER.  JESSE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON ARE FLYING TO SPOKANE TO RIGHT THIS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE AND GET THESE INNOCENT BOYS RELEASED.  THEIR ARREST IS NOTHING BUT AN ATTEMPT BY THE WHITE ESTABLISHMENT TO PUNISH BLACK MEN JUST FOR BEING BLACK.  SPECIAL THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE AND THE IDEA FOR THIS POST.

Death in Syria

THE RECENT USE OF WMD's IN SYRIA BY PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD HAS SHOCKED THE CIVILIZED WORLD.  I PERSONALLY WONDER IF THESE WEAPONS THAT WERE USED AGAINST CIVILIANS WERE MANUFACTURED IN SYRIA OR WERE SHIPPED IN BEFORE THE DOWNFALL OF SADDAM HUSSEIN IN IRAQ.  AFTER ALL THE LEADERS OF BOTH COUNTRIES BELONGED TO THE SAME POLITICAL PARTY (THE BA'ATH PARTY OR THE ARAB SOCIALIST PARTY).  YES, BOTH ASSAD AND HUSSEIN ARE SOCIALIST.  BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER.  IT DOES LEAD ONE TO WONDER IF THAT WAS THE REASON FOR OBAMA'S CONDEMNATION OF THE IRAQ WAR AND HIS RELUCTANCE SO FAR TO ENTER THE CONFLICT ON THE SIDE OF THE REBELS.  IT MAY BE TO LATE FOR THAT AT THIS POINT IN THAT THE REBELS HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY ISLAMIC RADICALS.  AT ANY RATE SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THE ABOUT THE WMD's IN SYRIA, NOT ONLY TO PREVENT THEM FROM BEING USED AGAINST THE SYRIAN PEOPLE, BUT TO TO PREVENT THEM FROM FALLING INTO THE HANDS OF ISLAMIC EXTREMIST IN THE EVENT OF ASSAD'S OVERTHROW.  THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THESE WEAPONS HAVE TO GO EVEN IF THEIR DESTRUCTION CAUSES SOME COLLATERAL DAMAGE TO CIVILIANS WHO LIVE IN THE AREAS WHERE THEY ARE STORED.   CARTOON BY  GARY VARVEL

John Kerry and WMD's

IN A BLISTERING SPEECH YESTERDAY SECRETARY OF STATE, JOHN KERRY CONDEMNED THE USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS, WMD's BY THE SYRIAN REGIMES LEADER PRESIDENT ASSAD.  THIS IS THE SAME KERRY WHO CONDEMNED PRESIDENT BUSH FOR SAYING THERE WERE WMD'S IN IRAQ PRIOR TO THE WAR.  BUT DIDN'T SADDAM HUSSEIN SAY HE HAD SUCH WEAPONS AND WEREN'T HUSSEIN AND ASSAD BOTH MEMBERS OF THE SOCIALIST BAATH PARTY.  IS THERE ANY WONDER SADDAM SENT HIS WMD'S TO SYRIA KNOWING THE AMERICANS WERE COMING.  THE SAME WMD'S THAT ARE NOW BE USED ON THE STREETS OF DAMASCUS.  BOTH OF THOSE INFAMOUS BAATH SOCIALIST PARTY LEADERS HAVE NOW USED WMD'S AGAINST THEIR OWN PEOPLE.  WE KNOW THOSE WEAPONS EXIST IN SYRIA AND YOU CAN BET YOUR A$$ THEY WERE IN IRAQ AT ONE TIME, NO MATTER WHAT JOHN KERRY MAY HAVE SAID.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

MLK's Dream and Nightmare

MLK'S DREAM WAS A COLOR BLIND AMERICA, BUT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S WORDS SUPPORT AN AMERICA THAT IS ANYTHING BUT COLOR BLIND.  THE TWO MEN ARE ALMOST POLAR OPPOSITES WITH LITTLE IN COMMON SHORT OF THEIR SKIN COLOR.  KING WAS COLOR BLIND WHEREAS OBAMA IS BLINDED BY COLOR.  KING SPOKE TO ALL AMERICANS WHERE OBAMA SPEAKS ONLY TO HIS BASE WHILE CONDEMNING THE REST OF THE NATION.  ONE WAS THE GREAT UNIFIER WHILE THE OTHER THE GREAT DIVIDER.  CARTOON BY GARY McCOY

Poking the Syrian Ant Hill

ARE WE GETTING READY TO POKE THE SYRIAN ANT HILL?  ARE WE LIKE THAT LITTLE KID WITH A STICK?  WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STIR THAT BIG ANT BED IN THE BACKYARD.  IT LOOKS AS THOUGH PRESIDENT OBAMA IS POISED TO STRIKE AT THE SYRIAN REGIME OF ASSAD WITH A FEW CRUISE MISSILES AND PERHAPS A LIMITED NUMBER OF B-1 BOMBER STRIKES.  STRIKES IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT CHEMICAL ATTACKS ON CIVILIANS.  IF THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF HIS ACTIONS THEN I FEAR ALL WE WILL BE DOING IN POKING THE ANT HILL.   AN ACTION THAT WILL JUST LEAD TO THE SPREADING OF THIS CONFLICT INTO NEIGHBORING STATES SUCH AS LEBANON AND JORDAN.  UNLESS WE ARE ABLE TO INFLICT DECISIVE DAMAGE ON THE ASSAD REGIME, DAMAGE THAT WILL RESULT IN HIS OVERTHROWN.  EITHER DESTROY THE ASSAD REGIME OR JUST STAY OUT.  WE CAN'T PLAY AT WAR, WAR IS NOT A GAME---TAKE NO PRISONERS!

Obama's infamous "If I had a son speech"!

OBAMA IS LOOKING MORE LIKE A RACE-BAITER WITH EACH PASSING DAY.  HE WAS QUICK TO SPEAK OUT ON THE TRAYVON MARTIN SHOOTING, BUT HIS SILENCE IS DEAFENING ON THE SHOOTINGS IN OKLAHOMA AND THE BEATING TO DEATH OF AN 88 YEAR OLD MAN IN WASHINGTON STATE.  IF HE HAD A SON HE MAY HAVE LOOKED LIKE TRAYVON, BUT HE ALSO MAY HAVE LOOKED LIKE THE BLACK THUGS IN OKLAHOMA AND WASHINGTON STATE.  MR. PRESIDENT JUST CONTINUE TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ON THIS ISSUE BECAUSE MOST AMERICANS ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM.  CARTOON BY  GARY McCOY

One Nation Under Obama

DURING YESTERDAY'S MARCH ON WASHINGTON TO CELEBRATE THE MLK MARCH OF  50 YEARS AGO.  SOME OF THE MARCHERS SEEMED MORE INCLINED TO HONOR OBAMA THAN TO HONOR MLK OR COUNTRY.  PLASTERING THE FACE OF OBAMA ACROSS THE SPOT ON THE FLAG RESERVED FOR THE 50 STATES NOT ONLY DISHONORS THE FLAG, BUT THE CONCEPT OF FEDERALISM AND STATES RIGHTS.  NEITHER OF WHICH PROGRESSIVES IN THE COUNTRY REALLY RECOGNIZE.  THE MARCH ON WASHINGTON THIS WEEK WAS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT HONORING THE ACHIEVEMENT OF DR. KING, BUT OF ADVANCING THE PROGRESSIVE CAUSE.  A CAUSE THAT HAS BEEN CO-OPTED BY AMERICAN SOCIALIST AND TO SOME EXTENT BY THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST MOVEMENT.  TRUE AMERICANS WOULD NEVER, NEVER PLACE THE FACE ON ANY CONSERVATIVE LEADER ON THE FLAG OF OUR NATION.  THE FLAG IS SUPPOSE TO REPRESENT ALL PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY NOT JUST SOME FAR LEFT FACTION WHO WOULD DEFACE IT.  WE ARE ONE NATION UNDER GOD, AND NOT UNDER OBAMA.

The Sons of Barack Obama

THE THREE SONS OF BARACK OBAMA, MICHAEL, JAMES AND CHANCEY.  NATURALLY WE HAD TO TOSS IN A CRACKER, AFTER ALL THE PRESIDENT OFTEN POINTS TO THE WHITE SIDE OF HIS FAMILY, BUT FOR SOME REASON AVOIDS HIS BLACK BROTHER AND SISTERS IN KENYA.  YOU KNOW WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT, ITS ALMOST LIKE THE MAN IS ASHAME OF THEM.  OH WELL, THAT A SUBJECT FOR ANOTHER DAY.  NOT LONG AGO THE PRESIDENT WAS CLAIMING IF HE HAD A SON HE WOULD LOOK LIKE TRAYVON MARTIN, BUT NOW HE IS SILENT ABOUT THE TWO BLACK BOYS THAT SHOT AN INNOCENT YOUNG WHITE MAN OR THE TWO BLACK THUGS THAT BEAT AN 88 YEAR OLD MAN TO DEATH.  PERSONALLY, I HOPE THAT ALL OF BARACK'S KIDS TURN OUT WELL---MUST WONDER HOWEVER, HOW MANY HE ACTUALLY HAS.  JSUT SAYING SO YOU  LIBERALS DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD.  THANKS TO THE THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THIS IMAGE.

THESE WOULD NOT BE THE SONS OF BARACK OBAMA!

The Lynching of the White Man in America

THE WHITE MAN IN AMERICA IS BEING LYNCHED JUST LIKE THE BLACK MAN SOME 100 YEARS AGO.  HE IS BEING LYNCHED BY THE PROGRESSIVE NEWS MEDIA AND THE BLACK MOB THAT HANG ON THEIR EVERY WORD.  HE IS JUST AS MUCH A VICTIM AS THE NEGRO OF A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.  AFTER ALL HE IS EVIL PERSONIFIED AND RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS.  HE MUST, ACCORDING TO MANY ON THE LEFT, BE REMOVED FROM POSITIONS OF POWER AND REGULATED  TO THE DUST BIN OF HISTORY.  IT IS THE WHITE MAN AND THE WHITE MAN ALONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS OF THE 20TH CENTURY, EVEN THOSE ON THE DARK CONTINENT, IF I DARE TO USE THAT PHRASE.  THE WHITE MAN AND THE WHITE MAN ALONE IS THE SCOURGE OF THE MODERN WORLD AND MUST BE REMOVED BY WHATEVER MEAN AVAILABLE, EVEN LYNCHING.  IT IS THE EVIL WHITE MAN THAT IS AT THE ROOT OF THE VIOLENCE  IN THE INNER CITIES.  HE SUPPLIES THE DOPE THAT DRIVES THE CRIME THAT KILLS SO MANY INNOCENT YOUNG BLACK MEN.  WITHOUT HIS PRESENCE CRIME IN THE METRO AREA WOULD BE REDUCED TO ALMOST NOTHING.  WITHOUT THE WHITE MAN THE ABORTION RATE AMONG YOUNG BLACK WOMEN WOULD BE ALMOST ZERO.  IT IS THE WHITE ABORTIONIST DOCTORS THAT ARE KILLING THE HOPES OF THE BLACK PEOPLE.  IT IS THE WHITE MAN'S SENSE OF MORALITY THAT IS STIFLING THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE BLACK FAMILY.  FOR THESE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY THE EVIL WHITE MAN SHOULD BE LYNCHED.  JUST FORGET THE FACT THAT BLACK-ON-WHITE CRIME IS 40 TIMES HIGHER THAN WHITE-ON-BLACK CRIME.   AFTER ALL WHITEY DESERVES IT.

JUST A PIECE OF SATIRE AIMED AT PROGRESSIVES WHO DON'T KNOW THEIR A$$ FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND ARE BLINDED TO THE REAL WORLD BY THEIR IDEOLOGY.

Story of an Old Man

THE OLD MAN WAS SITTING IN HIS CAR OUTSIDE A LOCAL CLUB WHERE HE OFTEN WENT TO RELAX AND TALK ABOUT DAYS GONE BY WITH PEOPLE  HIS OWN AGE, ACTUALLY MOST WERE YOUNGER.  HE WAS WAITING FOR A LADY JUST TO GIVE HER A RIDE HOME IN WHAT HAD BECOME A SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS NEIGHBORHOOD RESULTING FROM THE URBAN SPRAWL OF HIS ONCE PEACEFUL CITY.  AS HE SET, HE REFLECTED ON HIS MANY YEARS, AS MOST OLDER CITIZENS OFTEN DO.  HE REMEMBER HOW AS A YOUNG MAN  HE USED TO DOUBT THE WISDOM OF WHAT HIS FATHER SAID, ONLY TO REALIZE SOME YEARS LATER OF ITS TRUTH.  HE LOOKED AT HIS WATCH AND WONDERED HOW MUCH LONGER THE LADY HE WAS WAITING FOR WOULD BE.  THEN AGAIN HE REFLECTED ON HIS YOUTH AND THE TIME HE SPENT IN THE SERVICE.  THOSE LONG DAYS AT SEA BEFORE REACHING AN ISLAND (OKINAWA), A NAME HE COULDN'T PRONOUNCE AND A PLACE HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T KNOW.  HE RECALLED THE FEAR HE FELT WHILE BOARDING THE LANDING CRAFT THAT WOULD TAKE HIM TO THE BEACH.  A BEACH THAT LOOKED SO FAR AWAY AND AT THE SAME TIME TO CLOSE.  HE REMEMBERED HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS LYING ON THE BLOOD SOAKED SANDS AND HOW HE WONDERED IF HE WOULD EVER SEE HOME AGAIN OR FEEL THE WARMTH AND LOVE OF HIS MOTHER.  A MOTHER WHO DEPARTED MANY YEARS AGO, BUT ONE WHO WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN IN HIS THOUGHTS.  THE OLD MAN LOOKED AT HIS WATCH AGAIN AND AGAIN WONDER HOW MUCH LONGER HE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT.  BUT TIME, WELL TIME WAS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS, SO HIS CONCERNS QUICKLY PASTED AS THE OLD MEMORIES FLOODED HIS MIND.  A MIND THAT WAS STILL SHARP DESPITE HIS MANY YEARS.  AND THEN WITH LITTLE WARNING HE HEARD A SOUND, A SOUND THAT WOULD NEVER BE REMEMBERED FOR IT WOULD BE THE LAST THING HE WOULD EVER HERE AS HIS BRAINS WERE BASHED OUT BY TWO BLACK THUGS OUT TO ROB HIM.  THE OLD MAN'S NAME WAS DELBERT BELTON, A 88 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN, AND THE TOWN SPOKANE, WASH.  THIS IS TODAY'S AMERICA AND TODAYS SHAME.

Bradley Manning wants to blow someone else's Whistle

AS IT TURNS OUT, BRADLEY MANNING WANTS TO BLOW SOMEONES ELSE'S WHISTLE.  AND WOULD LIKE TO BE KNOW AS A WOMAN NAMED "CHELSEA" WHILE HE'S DOING IT.  I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHELSEA, BUT THEIR IS AN AMAZING RESEMBLANCE.  WONDER IF HE WAS AWARE OF THAT WHEN CHOOSING HIS NEW NAME.  THIS WANNABE WOMAN, WHO HE IS CERTAINLY NOT A "MAN" WANTS THE U.S. TAXPAYERS TO PAY FOR HIS HORMONE THERAPY WHILE HE SITS IN A PRISON FULL OF MEN.  THE GUYS A LEAVENWORTH ARE EAGERLY AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THEIR NEW PUNK.  AND I FEEL SURE HE WILL FIND MANY WHISTLES TO BLOW INSIDE THOSE STONE WALLS.  THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON  FOR THIS IMAGE.

Gang Members oppose "Stand-your-Ground" Laws

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY GANG MEMBERS OPPOSE "STAND-YOUR-GROUND" LAWS?  HECK, THEY JUST DON'T WANT PEOPLE SHOOTING BACK.  BUT THEN WHY DO ERIC HOLDER AND BARACK OBAMA OPPOSE STAND-YOUR-GROUND LAWS.  COULD IT JUST BE THEY DON'T WANT YOU KILLING THEIR SUPPORTERS.   WHY DO GANG MEMBERS AND THE PRESIDENT SUPPORT STRONGER GUN CONTROL LAWS---THE ANSWER IS THE SAME.  THEY JUST DON'T WANT YOU SHOOTING BACK.  AS PAUL HARVEY USE TO SAY, "AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY"!  THANKS TO LIBERAL LOGIC  FOR THIS IMAGE.

Obama is the Incredible Shrinking Man

IS BARACK OBAMA THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN OR IS IT THAT MANY ARE NOW SEEING HOW SMALL HE REALLY IS?  AND PERHAPS HE IS JUST A WANNABE MAN, AN INMATURE BOY IN MAN'S CLOTHES.  WHICH EVER IS THE CASE WE ARE STUCK WITH HIM FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.  LITTLE MAN OR BOY THE DAMAGE HE IS DOING TO THE COUNTRY IS MASSIVE AND WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN OR FORGOTTEN WHEN HE IS GONE.  PRESIDENT NIXON LEFT NO REAL LASTING LEGACY, BUT I SUSPECT OBAMA WILL----A BITTER MEMORY IN THE MINDS OF MOST AMERICANS.  THANKS TO AFTERMATH.

Hillary Clinton, "WTF difference does it make"

THE END OF THE WORLD CAME TO 4 AMERICANS IN BENGHAZI.  BUT AS HILLARY CLINTON SAID, "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE"!  OBVIOUSLY NOT MUCH TO HER ANYMORE IF SHE CAN CONTINUE TO HAVE THE FACTS SURROUNDING THEIR DEATHS HIDDEN UNTIL AFTER THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WHICH SHE HOPES TO WIN.  I WOULD SUPPOSE IF THE END OF THE WORLD SUDDENLY COMES WITHOUT WARNING TODAY IT REALLY WOULDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHAT TOMORROW WOULD BRING---HELL WOULD THERE EVEN BE A TOMORROW.  BUT FOR  NOW ACCORDING TO HILLARY IT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE ANY EFFIN DIFFERENCE---SHE MUST THINK WE ARE ALL ALREADY DEAD OR AT LEAST BRAIN DEAD.  BUT THEN THAT'S NOTHING NEW FOR LIBERALS.  THANKS TO PHOTO CHOPPED  FOR THIS THOUGHT PROVOKING IMAGE.

Shocking News that is not being Reported

THOSE RACIAL BIGOTS WHO RUN THE VARIOUS NEWS ROOMS AROUND THE NATION, THOSE PROGRESSIVES WHO DETERMINE WHAT IS PLASTERED ACROSS PAGE ONE ABOVE THE FOLD AND WHAT GOES ON PAGE 10, ALL HAVE AN AGENDA.  AN AGENDA THAT'S TIED TO THERE BELIEF THAT THE WHITE MAN IS EVIL AND THE BLACK MAN A NOBEL SAVAGE.  ONE THAT NEEDS THE HELP OF PROGRESSIVE WHITES TO SURVIVE IN THE WHITE MAN'S WORLD UNTIL THEY ARE ABLE TO DESTROY IT AND ESTABLISH A NEW ORDER.  AN ORDER BASED ON THE BELIEF THAT THE "NOBEL SAVAGE" CAN DO NO EVIL.  AFTER ALL THE ONLY WRONG THING THE "SAVAGE" DOES  ARE THOSE HE LEARNED FROM THE EVIL, RACIST AND GREEDY WHITE MAN AND OF COURSE HE IS EXCUSED FROM THOSE ACTIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PRODUCTS OF HIS ENVIRONMENT, AN ENVIRONMENT CREATED BY THAT SAME EVIL WHITE MAN.   A WHITE MAN PROGRESSIVES HATE ABOVE ALL THINGS.  THESE ARE THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE MAJOR NEWS ROOMS ACROSS THE NATION AND, HAVE NO DOUBT, THEY WILL NOT ANYTHING TO ADVANCE THEIR AGENDA EVEN IF IT MEANS NOT REPORTING THE TRUTH OR RELEGATING IT TO BACK PAGE NEWS.  THANKS TO HOPEnCHANGE CARTOONS

Free Obamacare Demonstrations now available at all Federal Buildings

FREE OBAMACARE DEMONSTRATIONS ARE NOW BEING GIVEN AT ALL FEDERAL BUILDINGS ACROSS THE NATION.  THESE ARE BEING DONE TO PREPARE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS FOR THE JOYS OF OBAMACARE.  THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT UNDER THE DIRECTION OF HHS HAS SUPPLIED THE TOOLS NECESSARY TO GIVE THESE JOYFUL DEMONSTRATIONS TO ALL AMERICANS REGARDLESS OF SEXUAL PERSUASION.  THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON  FOR THIS ENLIGHTENING IMAGE.

Girl Next Door: Too Cute for Words

IN MY YOUNGER YEARS IF THIS HAD BEEN THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, I WOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT HOME.  BUT ALAS, SHE WASN'T AND I DID!  I DID HOWEVER, MANAGE TO FILL THOSE YOUTHFUL MEMORIES WITH REMINDERS OF DAYS GONE BY AND FUEL FOR TODAY'S DREAMS.

Paranoid Americans

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO THINKS HE'S GOING OFF THE DEEP END AND LOSING IT, PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.  YOU ARE NOT A PARANOID AMERICAN IF YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU.  YOU ARE JUST FINE BECAUSE THE REALITY IS THAT THEY ARE WATCHING AND WATCHING MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.  BUT NOT TO WORRY, AFTER ALL IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.  AFTER ALL TO THOSE IN WASHINGTON, YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE KID THAT MUST BE WATCHED IN ORDER TO ASSURE HIS SAFETY.  CARTOON BY  GARY VARVEL

Why does Obama not have an Egyptian Policy

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE THAT WONDERS WHY OBAMA DOES NOT HAVE AN EGYPTIAN POLICY!  PLEASE DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF WITH THIS APPARENT DISTRACTION FROM INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.  AT THIS POINT IN TIME THE PRESIDENT IS REVIEWING HIS OPTIONS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THE RACIST STOREOWNER IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD YOU REFUSED TO SELL MICHELLE AN EXPENSE PURSE.  AFTER ALL RAMPANT RUN-A-WAY RACISM IN AMERICA IS MUCH MORE OF A CONCERN TO THIS PRESIDENT THAN THE LIVES OF EGYPTIANS, AS SHOWN BY THE RECENT ACTIVITIES OF A RODEO CLOWN IN MISSOURI.  THANKS TO  HOPE n CHANGE CARTOONS  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE.

Cute girl with long, long blonde hair

JUST A CHANGE OF PACE FROM AN OTHERWISE BORING DAY.  SOMETIME I WONDER WHERE ALL THESE GIRLS HAVE GONE IN TODAY'S WORLD.  THE YOUNG GIRLS OF TODAY FEEL THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET ATTENTION IS TO BARE MORE SKIN.  LEAVING VERY LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION.  NO I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT THE BURKA MENTALITY OF MANY MUSLIMS, BUT THE MIDDLE GROUND IN THIS CASE WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT FROM THE CURRENT TREND WHEN ANYTHING GOES.  AFTER ALL, FOR SOME REASON WE DO WRAP OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.  HALF THE FUN OF CHRISTMAS MORNING IS EXPOSING WHAT LIES BENEATH THOSE WRAPPINGS.

Latest Birth Control Device

FOR THOSE WHO SUPPORT BIRTH CONTROL JUST RELEASED GOVERNMENT STATS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.  IT NOW COST ALMOST $250,000 TO RAISE A CHILD IN AMERICA. THIS SHOULD WORK WELL FOR MANY MIDDLE CLASS AND UPPER CLASS AMERICANS.  BUT THOSE AMERICANS THE DON'T WORK FOR FEAR OF SWEAT ROLLING DOWN THEIR BROW AND FOR THOSE WHO LOOK TO BIG BROTHER TO PAY THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE THIS DEVICE JUST DOESN'T WORK----AFTER ALL THEY HAVE NO OUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE IN RAISING THAT CHILD.  CARTOON BY  JERRY HOLBERT

Unusual Hate Crime Perk

IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT THE DOJ IN NOW INVESTIGATING THE INCIDENT INVOLVING A RODEO CLOWN AND BULL AT THE MISSOURI STATE FAIR.  THE CLOWN ALONG WITH THE BULL MAY FACE HATE CRIME CHARGES.  THE BULL SHOWED RACIAL INSENSITIVITY IN PURSUING THE CLOWN WHO WAS WEARING AN OBAMA MASK.  ERIC HOLDER IS QUOTED AS SAYING, "IF THIS HAD BEEN A RED FLAG IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERMISSIBLE UNDER EXISTING LAW"  BUT BECAUSE THE BULL WAS OBVIOUSLY ATTACKING THE CLOWN BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING AN OBAMA MASK---THAT THIS IS A FRAGRANT VIOLATION OF THE FEDERAL STATUTE ON HATE CRIMES.  THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS RECOMMENDING THAT THE BULL BE TURNED OVER TO THE BONANZA STEAK HOUSE IN ST LOUIS!  CARTOON BY  GLENN McCOY

And God created Woman

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.
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Water in the carburetor WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous " WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?” WIFE: "In the pool"
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A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC. This is a frightening statistic, Probably one of the most worrisome in recent years. 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental Illness. That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blond wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone, and explained to her all of its features. Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then He made the earth round, and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

Cinderella and her real Fairy

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

 

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

 

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother" The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do.

 

What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

 

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says: "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind, and handsome, young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful, the likes of him neither she, nor the world, had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

 

And with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man, she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and; held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, as he whispered ... "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered"

Welcome to West Virginia: Home of Gun Owners and Pissed Off Coal Miners

AFTER MANY YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC PARTY RULE, THE GOOD CITIZENS OF WEST VIRGINIA HAVE FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT AND THE TRUE FACE OF PROGRESSIVES.  AT FIRST THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION  ATTACKED THE 2nd AMENDMENTS OF THESE HARD WORKING PEOPLE AND NOW IT IS LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR VERY LIVELIHOOD.  THE PRIMARY INDUSTRY IN WEST VIRGINIA IS COAL MINING AND THIS ADMINISTRATIONS "WAR ON COAL"  IS PUTTING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF WEST VIRGINIANS IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE AND ON FOOD STAMPS.  BUT THEN OBAMA AND THOSE AROUND HIM DON'T GIVE A F*CK AND HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN OFF THAT STATE FROM THE DEMOCRATIC COLUMN IN FUTURE ELECTIONS.  PERSONALLY I WOULD LOVE TO SEE OBAMA PLAY THE BACK NINE   ON SOME WEST VIRGINIA GOLF COURSE.

Snail Mail to be opened and inspected by DHS

BECAUSE ALMOST ALL TERRORISTS ARE NOW ALERT TO THEIR EMAIL COMMUNICATION BEING SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENT REVIEW, MANY HAVE RESORTED TO THE TRADITIONAL "SNAIL MAIL"  AS A WAY TO HIDE THEIR CORRESPONDENCE WITH THEIR ARAB BROTHERS.  THE HAS CAUSED THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND OTHER AGENCIES LIKE DHS, AND NSA TO CALL FOR INSPECTION OF ALL "SNAIL MAIL" IN THE COUNTRY.  AN INSPECTION THAT WOULD INCLUDE THE SCANNING AND STORING OF ALL DATA.  OF COURSE THIS WOULD REQUIRE AN ADDITIONAL COST OF POSTAGE TO THE AMERICAN CONSUMER, BUT A COST THAT ACCORDING TO MAY IN GOVERNMENT, THAT WOULD BE WORTHWHILE EVEN IF JUST ONE LIFE WAS SAVED.  AFTER ALL, THOSE WHO SUPPORT THIS NEW SNOOPING EFFORT CLAIM, THIS SAME METHOD WAS USED TO SCREEN MAIL COMING FROM OUR TROOPS IN WWII, SO THERE IS REALLY NOTHING NEW HERE.  IMAGE BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE

OBAMA CARTOONS: Breaking News: Loud explosion coming from the Far...

OBAMA CARTOONS: Breaking News: Loud explosion coming from the Far...: AP IS REPORTING THAT UNCONFIRMED SOURCES HAVE REPORTED HEARING A LOUD EXPLOSION COMING FROM THE FARM NECK GOLF CLUB WHERE THE PRESIDENT IS ...

ELYSIUM aka ELYSIAN FIELDS

HOLLYWOOD IS AGAIN SLAMMING THE LIFE STYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS, BUT SOMEHOW I PICTURE THEM AS THAT.  NO ITS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT THE HOLLYWOOD RICH BUT THE GREATNESS AND POWER OF AMERICA THAT IS AT THE ROOT OF TENSILE TOWN'S LATEST OFFERING, "ELYSIUM".  THIS MOVIE IS NOTHING BUT COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY KARL MARX HIMSELF.  IN THIS HOLLYWOOD TRANSLATION OF "DAS KAPITAL" THE SUPER RICH LIVE ABOVE THE EARTH WHILE THE POOR DOWN-TRODDEN SLAVE BELOW TO SUPPORT THE LIFE-STYLE OF THOSE IN ELYSIUM.  THOSE RICH ELITES IN HOLLYWOOD WOULD CONTINUE THEIR DAYS IN THE MODERN "ELYSIAN FIELDS", BUT THEY WOULD CAST OUT THOSE EVIL RICH WHO GAINED THEIR WEALTH BY EXPLOITING THE POOR OF AMERICA AND THE THIRD WORLD.  AGAIN THOSE POWERS THAT BE HAVE SHOWN THEIR TRUE COLORS, BY PRODUCING THIS FILM THAT IS NOTHING BUT A CONDEMNATION OF CAPITALISM AND THE AMERICAN WAY. 

The Obama Bed Bug

IT IS BEING REPORTED THAT ALL MAJOR BED MANUFACTURES IN THE UNITED STATES ARE NOW BEING FORCED, UNDER THREAT OF AN IRS AUDIT, TO INSTALL THE "OBAMA BED BUG" ON ALL NEW MATTRESSES.  MAJOR COMPANIES SUCH AS BASSETT, NAUTILUS, ORTHO, SEALY, SERTA AND SIMMONS AS WHILE HAS HUNDREDS OF SMALLER ONES ARE NOW GEARING UP TO INSTALL WHAT IS BEING CALLED THE "THE OBAMA BUG".  NOT ONLY IS THE "OBAMA BUG" CAPABLE OF RECORDING ANY "BED TALK" IT CAN ALSO SENSE ANY UNUSUAL MOVEMENT BENEATH THE COVERS.  SOURCES IN THE ADMINISTRATION WERE RELUCTANT TO ADMIT THE EXISTENCE OF ANY SUCH DEVICE, BUT UNDER INCREASING PRESSURE FINALLY ADMITTED TO IT'S EXISTENCE.  BUT THOSE IN THE ADMINISTRATION WERE QUICK TO INFORM  US, THAT ANY INFORMATION GATHERED WILL  BE STORED AT A SECURE LOCATION AND ONLY GOVERNMENT WORKERS WITH TOP SECRET CLEARANCE WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE INFORMATION STORED THERE.  WHEN ASKED HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT INCLUDED JAY CARNEY WAS QUICK TO REPLY THAT IT WAS UNDER A MILLION AND THAT THEY HAVE ALL UNDER GONE SECURITY CHECKS JUST AS EDWARD SNOWDEN HAD.  CARNEY SAID THAT AMERICANS SHOULD  NOW BE ABLE TO GET A GOOD NIGHTS REST  KNOWING THE OBAMA BED BUG WON'T BITE.  IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

Fed up White Person

ARE YOU A MEMBER OF AMERICA'S MOST DISCRIMINATED AGAINST GROUP.  ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE EVIL WHITE PEOPLE WHO HATES BLACKS, BROWNS, AND OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR.  ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WHO'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER OWNED AND BEAT HIS SLAVES.  YES, IF YOU ARE WHITE IN AMERICA YOU MUST BE "RACIST" AND EVIL.  IN FACT, YOU ARE THE DEVIL HIMSELF.  SURELY YOU ARE AWARE THAT THOSE IN THE MEDIA ARE ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR THE INTEREST OF THE DOWN-TRODDEN BLACK MAN WHEN THEY FAIL TO REPORT BLACK-ON-WHITE CRIME.  SEEMINGLY, TO THEM THIS IS EITHER UN-NEWSWORTHY OR JUSTIFIED.  AFTER ALL NO BLACK CAN BE A RACIST SO SUCH INCIDENTS ARE DRIVEN BY ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OR BY THE HISTORICAL MISTREATMENT OF BLACKS BY THAT EVIL WHITE MAN.  HAVE YOU FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THE CRAP?  ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE FED UP WHITE PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.  OR ARE YOU JUST A FRICKING SHEEPE WHO WILL GO QUIETLY IN THE NIGHT AND ACCEPT THE ALMOST UNIVERSAL DISCRIMINATION THAT IS DIRECTED SQUARELY AT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

Condoms don't guarantee safe Sex

SEX

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Trojan Condom Pleasure Pack Lubricated, 36 Count

 

Poor Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France Races, while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike!!!!!

 

Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick S O B!!

 

SCAM

Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

 

Best Regards

Pregnant Prostitute doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "For crying out loud, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

 

EASYJET
Paddy calls United to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I Don't know! It's your bloody plane."

 

Instead of "the John"

I call my bathroom "the Jim". That way it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing every Morning.

Obama Voters want "Free Stuff and Unicorn Rides"

THE BENEFITS OF BEING AN OBAMA VOTER ARE NUMEROUS.  YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR HIP FRIENDS YOU VOTED FOR "THE ONE"!  YOU CAN GET YOUR "FREE STUFF"!  YOU CAN SHOW YOUR TOLERANCE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT G.W. BUSH AND WHITE PEOPLE! YOU CAN CONTINUE TO STAY AT HOME AND LET YOUR PARENTS SUPPORT YOU AND AT THE SAME TIME BLAME BUSH FOR NOT HAVING A JOB!  AND BEST OF ALL YOU CAN RIDE THAT UNICORN AFTER FIRING UP THAT LEGALIZED "MARY JANE".  THIS IS THE REAL PROGRESSIVE UTOPIA THE OBAMA VOTER IS SEARCHING FOR AND WITH BARACK HE HAS FOUND IT.   CARTOON BY  GLENN McCOY

Al-qaida on the Run??????????

OSAMA IS DEAD AND AL-QAIDA IS ON THE RUN.  OSAMA MAY BE DEAD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE THE ONES ON THE RUN.  LOOKS LIKE OBAMA IS FINALLY MAKE USE OF THAT DESK IN THE OVAL OFFICE.  AS A NATION WE ARE ACTUALLY BETTER WITH HIM UNDER IT, THAN SIGNING EXECUTIVE ORDERS ON IT.  I UNDERSTAND THAT SOME OF THE BENGHAZI TERRORIST HAVE BEEN INDICTED.  WONDER WHEN THEY WILL SERVE PAPERS ON THEM?  CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY

My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store. But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out the back door and l never got my order!

Fly the Friendly Skies Naked as a Jaybird

TSA CHECKPOINTS MAY SOON BE A THING OF THE PAST AS AL-QAEDA IS REPORTED TO HAVE DEVELOPED A EXPLOSIVE THAT WHEN CLOTHES ARE WASHED IN IT THEN DRIED IT BECOMES VIRTUALLY UNDETECTABLE.  THAT WOULD REQUIRE  ALL FUTURE AIR-TRAVELERS BOARD PLANES IN THE NUDE, THEREBY ELIMINATING THE NEED FOR TSA GROPERS. AND THOSE INFAMOUS X-RAY MACHINES.  MEMBERS OF "ANAL" AMERICAN NUDIST ASSOCIATION LIMITED ARE REPORTED TO BE ECSTATIC OVER THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT.  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS REPORTLY PREPARING  TO HAVE THE TSA ENFORCE NEW REGULATIONS ON NUDE FLYING.  HOWEVER, IN KEEPING WITH PAST TRADITIONS OF NOT HAVING MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNMENT COMPLY WITH EXISTING RULES AND REGULATIONS GOVERNING THE GENERAL PUBLIC, THOSE MEMBERS OF HIS STAFF AND THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WILL BE EXEMPT FROM THIS NEW "EXECUTIVE ACTION".  THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT THIS NEW EXECUTIVE ACTION WILL SAVE AMERICANS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CLOTHING COST WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ADVANCING HIS GOAL OF EQUALITY FOR THE TEEMING MASSES.  BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE IS ASSURING MEMBERS OF HIS STAFF, THAT THESE RULES WILL NOT BE ENFORCED ON AIRFORCE ONE OR ON ANY PRIVATE FLIGHTS ACROSS THE NATION.  AFTER ALL, OBAMA EXCLAIMED, SUCH RULES AND REGULATIONS ARE NOT MEANT FOR ELITE BUREAUCRATS.  WHO AFTER ALL ARE NEEDED PUBLIC SERVANTS JUST DOING THE PEOPLES BUSINESS.

"Duck and Cover" Here comes Obama

JFK WAS A REAL AMERICAN HERO,  WHO WAS BEST KNOW FOR SAYING "ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY'!  OBAMA HAS TURNED THAT SAYING ON ITS HEAD.  KENNEDY STOOD UP TO THE RUSSIANS DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS, BUT OBAMA CAN'T EVEN GET THE RUSSIANS TO TURN OVER EDWARD SNOWDEN.  OBAMA SAID HE WOULD BRING THE TERRORIST WHO ATTACK OUR EMBASSY IN BENGHAZI TO JUSTICE.  AND AS THIS TIME NOT ONE HAS EVEN BEEN QUESTIONED BY THE FBI.  OBAMA CLAIMED THE AL-QAEDA WAS ON THE RUN, WHILE CAMPAIGN IN 2012.  NOW IT AMERICA WHO IS ON THE RUN TELLING OUR CITIZENS NO TO TRAVEL IN NORTH AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST AND CLOSING EMBASSY'S ACROSS THE REGION.  IT DOES MAKE ONE WONDER WHAT SIDE HE IS ON.  I SUSPECT HE IS ON OBAMA'S SIDE AND DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING F**K ABOUT MOST AMERICANS.  CARTOON BY HOPEnCHANGE CARTOONS

Killing Journalist

THERE IS NO NEED TO KILL JOURNALIST IN THIS COUNTRY.  IT'S DIFFICULT TO KILL SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY DEAD.  AND IF SOME BRAVE SOUL SHOULD STICK UP HIS HEAD AND DARE TO SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER HE WILL BE TORN TO PIECES BY HIS COLLEAGUES IN THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA.  THE MEDIA IN THIS COUNTRY, FOR THE MOST PART, HAS AN AGENDA.  AN AGENDA BASED ON LIES AND HALF-TRUTH AND SPIN ALL AIMED AT ADVANCING THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA.  AND THOSE WHO DARE TO SPEAK THE TRUTH WHEN IT CONFLICTS WITH THAT WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE POWERS THAT BE.  CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER

Me and Barack (Redacted Version)

HUNTING SEASON IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE PRESIDENT GO WITH ME.  I HAVE A NEW            AND WOULD REALLY LOVE TO                                                                                                                MAN WOULD I ENJOY THAT!   NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO                                                                                                                     SORRY I FORGOT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.  FINALLY I WOULD LOVE TO TELL THAT                                                                                                      WHAT I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HIM.  AND SEND HIM BACK TO                                                                                                                          OR WHERE EVER HE CAME FROM.

 

THE ABOVE DOCUMENT HAS BEEN REDACTED IN THE NAME OF "PERSONAL SECURITY"

 

DAMN, THIS REMINDS ME OF ALL THE DOCUMENTS ABOUT THE PHONY SCANDALS THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN SENDING TO CONGRESS.  JUST ANOTHER WAY OF CLAIMING TRANSPARENCY WHILE HIDING THE TRUTH.

Police Women around the World

 

ISRAEL

 

 

 INDIA

 

 JAPAN

 

PAKISTAN

AND  IN CHICAGO, USA

Black Youths: Hooked on Crank, Hoodies, Guns and Rap!

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE

BILL O'REILLY HAS HAS BEEN TALKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT THE DISINTEGRATION OF THE BLACK FAMILY.  I HAVE SERIOUS DOUBTS HOWEVER, THAT FEW IN THE TEEMING BLACK GHETTOS IN AMERICA HEARD HIS WORDS.  THE ONLY WORD THE YOUTH OF THOSE BLACK "S**THOLES"  HEAR ARE THE VILE WORDS OF THE RAPPERS, DRUG DEALERS, AND RACE-BAITERS LIKE AL SHARPTON AND JESSE JACKSON.  THESE RACE-BAITERS, THESE REAL AMERICAN RACIST LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE DISPORTIONAL NUMBER OF BLACKS IN PRISON FORGET THEY COMMIT A DISPORTIONAL  PART OF CRIME.  THEY LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THE HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT RATE AMOUNG YOUNG BLACKS, BUT FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT NO ONE WANTS TO HIRE SOME ILLITERATE, OR THAT PERSON THAT SHOWS UP FOR A JOB INTERVIEW LOOKING MORE LIKE A SUSPECT THAN A PROSPECT. ALL DRESSED UP WITH HIS GOLD TEETH, TATOOS AND HOODIE.  MOST OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK ANYWAY.  THEIR HOME IS THE STREETS OF THE GHETTO AND THEIR HEROES ARE THE DOPE DEALERS AND RAPPERS.  THE PROBLEM IN THE INNER CITY BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS IS NOT SO MUCH THE DISINTEGRATION OF THE BLACK FAMILY,  AS O'REILLY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE; BUT THE ELEVATION OF THE GUN-TOTING, DRUG DEALING, RAPPER AND RACE-BAITERS TO POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY.  AS LONG AS THE YOUTH OF THE INNER CITY REMAINED HOOKED ON CRANK, HOODIES, GUNS, AND GANGSTERS THEY WILL BE UNFIT TO BECOME PART OF A PRODUCTIVE SOCIETY. AND AS LONG AS THEY LISTEN TO THE VOICES OF SHARPTON AND JACKSON THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BLAME THE HONKIE WHITE CRACKERS FOR ALL THEIR PROBLEMS.

Famous Metropolitan Disasters

THE MOST FAMOUS METROPOLITAN DISASTERS IN HISTORY ARE POMPEI WHERE THE CITY WAS BURIED UNDER VOLCANIC ASH AND LAVA, HIROSHIMA WHERE THE CITY WAS TOASTED BY THE BLAST FROM AN A-BOMB, THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS WHERE THE CITY WAS COVERED BY WATER FROM HURRICANE KATRINA.  BUT THE MOST RECENT WAS THE ONCE PROUD CITY OF DETROIT IS LITERALLY FALLING APART DUE TO THE CORRUPTION OF MUNICIPAL UNIONS AND CROOKED PROGRESSIVE POLITICIANS.  POLITICIANS WHO CONTINUED IN OFFICE FOR YEAR AFTER YEAR BY BUYING THE VOTES OF THE CITY'S POPULACE BY PROMISING MORE THAN THEY COULD DELIVER.  CARTOON BY   TONY BRANCO

Obama Doubling Jobs??????

WE ARE SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WITH THE ABILITY TO LOOK INTO HIS CRYSTAL BALL AND SEE THE NEED FOR MORE AMERICAN JOBS.  TODAY BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY DOUBLING JOBS IN THIS COUNTRY BY HAVING THE FORESIGHT TO WHEN HE CREATED OBAMACARE.  THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE AND  FOR MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO HAVE TWO PART-TIME JOBS.  IT WILL, IN FACT, MAKE IT NECESSARY FOR THEM TO WORK AT TWO JOBS.  OUR DEAR LEADER IS LEADING THE WAY IN JOB CREATION.  CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN

Keep Nation's Secrets: Lock them in Obama's Vault

FOR THOSE WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE RECENT NATIONAL SECURITY LEAKS FROM THE LIKES OF SNOWDEN AND OTHERS I HAVE A SIMPLE SOLUTION.  WE JUST NEED TO FIND THE VAULT WHEN OBAMA HIDES HIS COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS AND OTHER SUCH PERSONAL STUFF.  AND STICK ALL OUR TOP SECRET RECORDS THERE.  BOY WOULD THEY BE SAFE.