IN A UNPRECEDENTED MOVE, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SENDING SHOTGUN JOE BIDEN TO UKRAINE TO REINFORCE BELEAGUERED UKRAINIAN FORCES AROUND KIEV. BIDEN WILL NOT COME EMPTY HANDED, HE IS BRINGING NOT ONLY HIS TRUSTY 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN WHICH IN ITSELF WILL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF PUTIN, BUT ALSO ACCOMPANYING BIDEN WILL BE 3 LARGE C-5 GALAXY USAF TRANSPORT PLANES CARRYING AN ESTIMATED 3,000,000 BOTTLE ROCKETS TO RESTORE THE UKRAINIAN MISSILE SHIELD, GIVEN UP BY THAT NATION UNDER AN OLD AGREEMENT IN WHICH THE U.S. PROMISED TO DEFEND IT'S SOVEREIGNTY IN RETURN FOR GIVING UP IT NUKES. AND WHO DARES TO SAY, THAT OUR DEAR LEADER IS A WIMP IN FACING DOWN THE RUSSIAN BEAR DOWN. ALREADY, CHEERING CROWDS ARE GATHER IN THE STREETS OF KIEV TO WELCOME SHOTGUN JOE.
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Why doesn't Oblahblah go? Biden is an idiot. Oh wait, they both are.
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