Monday, August 4, 2014

OUTBREAK OF EBOLA IN SOUTH TEXAS


IN AN ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE SERIES OF EVENTS IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA (HEMORRHAGIC FEVER) HAS OCCURRED IN SOUTH TEXAS JUST NORTH OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.  ACCORDING TO TEXAS AUTHORITIES THE EBOLA VIRUS WAS MOST CERTAINLY BROUGHT ACROSS THE BORDER BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. SHORTLY AFTER TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THEIR FINDINGS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FROM THE OBAMA CDC  WERE QUICK TO DENOUNCE IT.  POINTING OUT THAT THE BORDER WAS COMPLETELY SECURE AND NOT EVEN A DESERT MOUSE COULD CROSS UNDETECTED FROM THE SOUTH.  FURTHERMORE, TOP OFFICIALS AT OBAMA'S CDC CONTEND THAT IF THE EBOLA VIRUS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN SOUTH TEXAS IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY "BUSH'S FAULT" AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A TRIP TO WEST AFRICA FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE BORDER REGION IN SOUTH TEXAS.  
DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS "BUSH'S FAULT"!  AND FOR YOU LOW INFORMATION VOTERS, YES THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE.        
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1 comment:

  1. It's always Bush's fault, or any republican's fault. The buck never stops with Oblahblah.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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