TONSILS vs CIRCUMCISION

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. 

The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." 

 The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." 

 The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?" The first boy says, "Circumcision." 

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."  

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