TOTUS: Today's News, Satire and Opinion

Should a liberal gun control activist, Gabrielle Giffords, have a Navy warship named after her?  
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The Unreality of "Reality Winner" getting a Top Secret Security Clearance.  
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The 'Nothing Burger' an essential ingredient of a Politicians Diet.   
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Extinct Snail Killed by Man-Made Global Warming Climate Change Alive and Well  
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EPA Reclassifies Cats as Renewable Energy Resource.   
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Trump to nominate Christopher Wray as FBI director.  
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Previously Deported Illegal Alien Raped 15-Year-Old Girl In Ohio    
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African ‘Refugee’ Killed 98-Year-Old Woman In Nursing Home 
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D.C. Bar Will Offer Free Drinks Every Time Trump Tweets about Comey during Testimony  
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Trump’s BRUTAL response to ISIS attack in Iran!   
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