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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

The Unreality of "Reality Winner" getting a Top Secret Security Clearance

With the announcement that 25-year old "Reality Winner" (no, really) had been arrested for stealing and leaking top secret documents, it became clear to us that a near and dear friend who was very ill for a very long time had finally been pushed over the brink: we regret to say that Satire is dead. 

Because seriously, when a story gets this "in your face" ridiculous - what details are left for us to push to humorous extremes?! 

Start with her name: "Reality Winner." Then let's tick off the other boxes: lesbian bodybuilder, ardent Bernie Sanders supporter, a "Black Lives Matter" enthusiast who (though white herself) argues that "Being white is terrorism." A woman whose social media posts include referring to the President of the United States as a "piece of shit" and the "Tangerine in chief," who additionally declares that in a war between the US and Iran, she'll side with Iran.  More.....
 

2 comments:

Sandee said...

I think someone threw her under the bus. Gave her the stuff to leak and then threw her under the bus.

There are too many idiots like here out there.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Kid said...

Treason is no longer a crime so what the hey. Give a clearance to any future transexual and call it goodly.