TOTUS: January 2018

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

P.C. Thugs Claim Chief Wahoo’s Scalp

Another little piece of our culture is gone, erased because no one had the guts to stand up to progressive bullies. Based on the absurd claim that naming teams after Indians is somehow offensive, the militant liberals who run MLB have coerced Cleveland into dropping its beloved mascot Chief Wahoo.

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Monday, January 29, 2018

Conservative News, Commentary and Satire from TOTUS, Delta Smelt Satire

What should President Trump expect during an interview with Robert Mueller

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CALIFORNIA FARMERS IN THE JOAQUIN VALLEY HAVE STRUCK A BLOW AGAINST RADICAL ENVIRONMENTAL LAWS THAT WOULD PROTECT THE TINY DELTA SMELT AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR FARMS BY OPENING SECRET DELTA SMELT CANNERIES IN THE SIERRAS.

Apparently the farmers in central valley of California have had enough when it comes to the tiny Delta Smelt---a fish put on the endangered species list because of actions by environmental activist groups. As a result, the state of California has diverted millions of gallons of water from the farms in the Central Valley resulting in the closing of hundreds and bringing the unemployment rate to a high not seen since the days of the Great Depression.

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Palestinian Authority Launches GoFundMe after US Aid Cuts

The Palestinian Authority has announced it will launch a GoFundMe page, after the U.S. State Department’s $80 million aid reduction and further threats from Donald Trump to cut all aid.

PA President Mahmoud Abbas decried the cuts. “After decades of brutal and humiliating occupation, this is a slap in the face of the Palestinian nation and will be devastating to its people. Our reduced circumstances will mean my new $13 million-dollar Presidential Palace will only have only one helicopter pad and no runway for my new $50 million private jet. Unacceptable!”

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Road to World War III: 3 Iranian Missiles strike Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh

Day 1: Reuters News Agency is reporting that 3 Iranian missiles have hit the massive Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh. Reuters is further reporting that the Iranian "Shahab" missiles were launched from the base near Tabriz. The White House has just broken it's silence on the unfolding events in the Middle East, saying the two sides should explore all avenues for a peaceful solution!

Day 1 + 4 hours: A flight of some 22 Saudi F-15's flying out of Prince Sultan Air Base some 60 miles south of Riyadh has attacked the Iranian Naval Base at Bandar Abbas in the Straits of Hormuz.
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Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

We all know, by this time, that our 45th President is a man that speaks his mind. We have no idea what Donald may say at his SOTU speech. You just have to follow the below link to see what, I suspect Trump will be thinking as he looks out at those gathered in the House chambers.

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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

Just recently, it was reported that a number of camels in a Saudi beauty contest were disqualified after it was discovered their beauty was enhanced by Botox Injections. Recently I visited the Golden State, specifically the Hollywood area and was quite shocked to see the women of Sunset and Vine had unusually large butts and lips. My cousin, who I was visiting explained this abnormality noting that for some reason the women of tinsel town felt that inflated butts and lips made them more attractive to members of the opposite sex and likewise members of the same sex for those so inclined.
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Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!

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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

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Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston

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Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States

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ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco

Earlier today thousands of ICE agents were seen landing on California beaches just south of San Francisco. They are apparently raiding homes and businesses flying the Mexican National flag. Additionally dozens were seen entering state and local government buildings and removing officials in handcuffs. It has been further noted that hundreds of heavily armed agents have parachuted into Sacramento and are at this time surrounding the governor's mansion with an arrest warrant for governor 'Moonbeam' Brown.
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TOTUS: Conservative News, Satire and Commentary

Palestinian Authority Launches GoFundMe after US Aid Cuts

The Palestinian Authority has announced it will launch a GoFundMe page, after the U.S. State Department’s $80 million aid reduction and further threats from Donald Trump to cut all aid.

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Road to World War III: 3 Iranian Missiles strike Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh

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Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

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Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!

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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

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Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston

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Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States

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ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco

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Shocking: President Trump's Annual Medical Examine Reveals Small Callus on Right Index Finger

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What should President Trump expect during an interview with Robert Mueller

On Wednesday from Switzerland, President Donald Trump told reporters that he was “looking forward” to speaking with Special Counsel Robert Mueller, that he “would love to do it,” and that “I would do it under oath”

It is unlikely that Trump will speak with Robert Mueller as there is no charge against Trump and no grand jury subpoena that would require the president to testify.

What we have here is a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation.

If Trump says “Good Morning” and the clock hits 12:01 pm, Mueller and his biased band of Democract flunkies will rush to charge him with lying under oath.
Thanks to Ben Garrison Cartoons

TOTUS: News, Satire and Opinion Jan. 29, 2018

Road to World War III: 3 Iranian Missiles strike Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh

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Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

Read More.....

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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

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Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!

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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

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Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston

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Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States

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ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco

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Shocking: President Trump's Annual Medical Examine Reveals Small Callus on Right Index Finger

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Sunday, January 28, 2018

TOTUS: News, Satire, and Opinion Jan. 29, 2018

Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

Read More.....

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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

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Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!

Read more.....

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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

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Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston

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Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States

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ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco

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Shocking: President Trump's Annual Medical Examine Reveals Small Callus on Right Index Finger

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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

Finally Vegas strip clubs have solved that age old problem of customers groping the Pole Dancers. Some Las Vegas gentleman's clubs are now featuring erotic robotic dancers. Apparently, the only requirement is that potential male gropers wash their hands thoroughly upon entering the establishment. Then and only then, will they be allow to touch and fondle the private parts of the female dancers on stage. It's seems this simple act would avoid contaminating them with human 'precious bodily fluids'. Also it should be noted that club owners will no longer have to employ bouncers or pay high wages to live female semi-prostitutes!

Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

I'm old enough to remember the day when Paper Bags were condemned by those on the left as a 'real and present danger' to the forest of America. At that time our astute neighbor to the south, Mexico was using those glorious plastic bags at the markets and tourist shops. The Mexican Government was seen as the champion of the Green Movement. Tree-hugging progressives had found a new enemy and began their attacks on paper-make objects across the nation leading to the virtual extinction of the environmentally unfriendly paper grocery bag. But then slowly many in the liberal community began to see a new enemy in the rapidly emerging 'plastic bag' and the attack against items made of that planet destroying substance (plastic) swung into full force. Now even the much beloved Plastic Straw is under attack by progressives in the legislature of the Golden State.

California Considering $1,000 fine for waiters offering customers unsolicited Plastic Straws

Of course, as you may expect, no new laws against any forms of plastic used in butt enhancement, lip enhancement, or breast implants will be introduced by the legislature. Additionally there will be absolutely no consideration of making wooden dildos mandatory due to the inability of scientist at USC to solve the splinter issue. Finally, it should be noted that the astute geniuses sitting in the Generally Assembly in Sacramento will continue their work to make the lives of their citizens utterly miserable.
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Saturday, January 27, 2018

Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

I'm at a loss to explain this, but I do recall a statement made by my grandmother so many years ago: When she commented on the size of black women's posteriors and their big lips. I must wonder is this California fade is just an effort by white women to express their solidarity with their black sisters or is there some darker motive. After all, being white seems to be very unpopular in many progressive circles. What's next? A return to the days of Al Jolson and Blackface.

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Shocking Explaination given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!

Bonus

Damn, it's not safe to park your car anywhere these days!!

You can see more great images at Terrell Aftermath

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

Efforts by the residents of California to secede from the US haven’t yet received sufficient support to be realized. Consequently, a revolutionary group of Californian millennial's have decided to found their own country in unpopulated territory in Oman, near the Yemeni border.

The country, Safespaceistan, will serve as a safe space for those Americans who feel overwhelmed by the prospect of life with Trump as president. The mastermind behind the initiative, an anonymous UC Berkeley student, said the following:
“As a genderfluid person of Hispanic heritage, I had a very hard time coping with the past week’s events. When I discovered Oman was a country over the weekend, I immediately realized that this was the place for me. Why Oman, you ask? Oman is the geopolitical manifestation of a safe space. They’re in the middle of the most violent region on earth, and literally nothing happens there. They’re also very welcoming of our Muslim friends.”

The state will be enclosed by an electronic fence, to ensure enough time for trigger warnings and micro-aggressions to be sent out to the entire population whenever somebody enters its borders. The Omani sultan has enthusiastically agreed to the Californians’ plan. Read more.....

Monday, January 22, 2018

Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston

Coming soon to a town near you. Open border Democrats would allow anyone to enter into the United States. That is anyone they believe would vote for them. Of course that would eliminate those from eastern European countries. Progressive Dems fully realized those poor souls has witnessed the folly of the Socialist State while under the domination of the old USSR and would be unlikely candidates for future Democratic voters. So should the radical Democrat's position of open borders prevail one should expect a flood of what would become 'legal' immigrants from third world sh*tholes! Little wonder so many conservatives are stocking up on guns and ammo. As of this time 'being prepared' is still not a crime. Stopping the onrushing tide of illegals will be easier and far less expensive than it will be on 'Main Street USA'. Where is Sam Houston when you need him?

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States #ShutdownSchumer

It is becoming quite clear that most in the Democratic Party support illegal aliens in their law-breaking rampage across America. They have in fact shutdown the government to show their support of the alien community in what can only be described as illegal acts. They not only prevent ICE federal officers from enforcing their duties in sanctuary cities, but are now trying to hold the patriotic men and women of our armed forces hostage by not paying them while they put their lives on the line in defense of the nation. But their inflated paychecks will continue. What in the hell is right about this farce? They would have you believe these DACA illegals are still holding on to their mother's tits and racist Americans are tossing them back to the sh*tholes they came from. Below is an article that shows the truth about young illegals. A truth that fly's in the face of lies promoted by those in the mainstream media and Democrats. A lie that would have you believe these so-called dreamers are doctors, lawyers and rocket scientist who the country cannot afford to lose.

"DACA-aged illegals commit crimes at twice the rate of young Americans, says a comprehensive summary of crimes and convictions in Arizona during the past 32 years.
The report punctures claims by pro-amnesty advocates that young ‘dreamer’ illegals are vital to U.S. industry and civic life, and indicate that any amnesty will ensure that many more crimes — including murders and rapes — will be inflicted against Americans and legal immigrants, including Hispanics and blacks.
The report says:
Unfortunately, if the goal of DACA is to give citizenship to a particularly law-abiding group of undocumented immigrants, it is accomplishing the opposite of what was intended. As Table 8 shows, DACA age eligible undocumented immigrants are 250% more likely to be convicted of crimes than their share of the population. Those too old for DACA status are convicted at a relatively low rates (45.7% more than their share of the Arizona population).
The summary of the report, titled “Undocumented Immigrants, U.S. Citizens, and Convicted Criminals in Arizona,” says:
Using newly released detailed data on all prisoners who entered the Arizona state prison from January 1985 through June 2017, we are able to separate non-U.S. citizens by whether they are illegal or legal residents. These data do not rely on self-reporting by criminals. Undocumented immigrants are at least 142% more likely to be convicted of a crime than other Arizonans. They also tend to commit more serious crimes and serve 10.5% longer sentences, more likely to be classified as dangerous, and 45% more likely to be gang members than U.S. citizens …
If undocumented immigrants committed crime nationally as they do in Arizona, in 2016 they would have been responsible for over 1,000 more murders, 5,200 rapes, 8,900 robberies, 25,300 aggravated assaults, and 26,900 burglaries." Source of this story here!

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Day 1 of SCHUMER SHUTDOWN

#SHUMERSHUTDOWN

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

ENEMY OF THE MILITARY

VALUES SUPPORT OF ILLEGALS MORE THAN THAT OF AMERICANS

WANTS HIS PAYCHECK WHILE DENYING ARMY PRIVATE HIS PAY

YES, JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!

Thursday, January 18, 2018

ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco

Of course the above is pure fiction, but one can dream. After all that's how most revolutions begin. Damn writing this short piece made me feel great!

Illegal Alien Workplace Raids Are “Causing A Lot Of Panic”
Apparently the raids have been directed against 7-11 Convenience stores as well as some fast food chains. Evidently the catalyst for these unprecedented ICE raids occurred when President Trump found a Mexican Centavo inside his 'Big Mac'.

And from the Master of Media Manipulation!

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Shocking: President Trump's Annual Medical Examine Reveals Small Callus on Right Index Finger

Following President Trump's annual Medical examine at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center the President's physician, Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson took the podium at the White House Daily briefing to answer questions regarding the President's health. As one might expect, the questions centered on Trump's mental health. Dr. Jackson announced that Trump's cognitive score (a screen for neurological abnormalities) was a perfect 30. The news conference went down hill from that point with questions about how much ice cream, Hamburgers, and diet cokes the president consumed. This crap continued for almost a full hour with some reporters asking how long would Trump live. Following the briefing, one reporter (from CNN) reportedly passed out as he read the small print near the bottom of the medical summary they had been provided with prior to the briefing which read: "the patient has a small callus on his right index finger"! When revived the distraught reporter shouted: "OMG the nut has been practicing with his huge Nuke Button!!!! Thus is the state of the 4th Estate in America. It should be noted that had the reporter read a little farther, he would have noted that this 'callus' had been noted on the President's medical records as far back as 2005. Of course, this additional fact did not fit the reporter's desired narrative.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Democrats demand increased importation of Haitian Guano

Following President Trump's statement on what he referred to as 'sh*thole' countries, Democrats are doubling down and demanding an increase in the importation of Haitian Guano. Apparently Haiti and other third world sh*tholes are flush with an abundance of floating turds. A recent comprehensive study at S.H.I.T aka Sam Houston Institute of Technology has confirmed this. Democrats, it seems, are following in the footsteps of the infamous Edmond Ruffin, a southern tobacco planter. A planter who in the early 1800's hundreds was the first to urge the importation of Peruvian Guano. Something he hoped would replenish the depleted soil of Virginia tobacco fields. Ruffin expressed this in a popular book of that day---Essays on Calcareous Manures.

It is now quite apparent that following the election of Donald Trump, today's Democrats are desperate to replenish their urban fields with the abundant supply of floating turds from third world sh*tholes. Some of us knew this, but few dared speak it until now. Thanks President Trump!

BY RON RUSSELL

State Dept Warns: Avoid Travel to Shithole Countries

Remember during the 2016 election when many of the Hollywood elite claimed they would move to Canada should Donald Trump win the election. Funny I don't recall any saying they would move to some third world 'Sh*thole' like Haiti or the Central African Republic (CAR). Of course none moved to Canada and I seriously doubt if any even vacationed in Haiti. That said, they are now all up in arms about President Trump daring to say what they all know---some nation states are 'sh*tholes'! Maybe they just want to import those ideas and people that generated those dystopian paradises to America, while they retreat into their gated communities.

For years the U.S. State Department, both under Democrats and Republican has warned American tourist to avoid travel to countries like Haiti, numerous African states and at times even parts of our neighbor to the south---Mexico. What many on the left fail to recognize is that it's not geography that makes a 'sh*thole' nation, but the people who live there who have allowed their country to reach 'sh*thole' status!!!!

Read a related story HERE!

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Friday, January 12, 2018

Notre Dame students call for Removal of Paintings of Christopher Columbus from University's main Building

Some students, employees and members of the Notre Dame community are calling for the removal of a series of paintings of Christopher Columbus that have adorned the walls of the university’s main building since 1884, calling the murals Notre Dame’s “own version of a Confederate monument.”

Maybe Notre Dame should replace them with uplifting murals of Aztec priests ripping the hearts out of assembly lines of sacrificial victims with obsidian knives, since the culture that displaced Stone Age savagery is held in such contempt by campus radicals.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Why are Typical Conservatives so Racist

Conservatives are so racist they actually believe a black or Mexican is intelligence enough to succeed without the help of government handouts. What kind of world are these dumb Trump supporters living it. And these same ignorant fools actually believe the recent tax cuts that put a $1,000 dollars in the pockets of millions was a great thing. To which Nancy Pelosi replied---"these were just crumbs"! Thank God for leaders like Nancy.

Trump on 'Shithole' Countries

President Trump came under fire today when speaking about the immigration issue. Specifically, ending the policy of allowing refugees from Haiti, who were allowed in following the great earthquake over a decade ago. I agree, it's time for these refugees to go home to their 'shithole' countries. Trump is blunt, but tells it like it is. It's funny when people from such places leave, they invariably want their new adopted land to conform to the values they brought with them from their native lands---even when such things in some ways were responsible for the awful conditions they left. When living in Florida I was witness to something akin to this. Many from the over-taxed, crime ridden states and cities in the northeast fled south to avoid the high taxes. But guess what, they brought with them the same liberal progressive values they sought to escape by moving to the Sunshine State. Many voted for higher taxes and for political leaders which would in time turn their new environment into the shitholes they left. A little rambling here, but you get the message this old fart is tossing out.

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Israel Defense Forces Accidentally Invades Lebanon

In a seismic military blunder, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has mistakenly invaded Lebanon. In what was meant to be a large-scale military exercise in the north, the IDF rolled right through southern Lebanon and into Beirut on Monday morning. Resistance was minimal. Apparently, Hezbollah is stretched thin, being too busy in the Clown-Killing Circus, or Syria as it’s officially referred to. When The Mideast Beast asked how such a situation could possibly occur, the IDF Chief of Staff just shrugged his shoulders and said, “F**king Apple Maps!”

“Well, we’re in Beirut and no one seems to be complaining about it. Might as well lounge it out,” said one colonel. “Truth be told, Beirut reminds me a lot of Tel Aviv; vibrant city right on the Mediterranean, hoppin’ nightlife, smokin’ hot chicks, cool architecture, and 27 cafés on every friggin street. The only real difference seems to be all of the bullet holes and rocket-craters. What? We didn’t do it!”

World leaders who were already gathered at the UN’s annual State the F**king Obvious Summit, relayed that the IDF must evacuate Lebanon at once. When asked if he plans on demanding IDF troops leave Beirut immediately, the Lebanese Prime Minister told The Mideast Beast, “To be honest, things have never been more peaceful, and Netanyahu just rang me to see if I wanted to go forward with twinning this place with Tel Aviv. Sure, religious tension and historical animosity has its place, but have you seen Tel Aviv’s beach on a Friday afternoon? Endless supply of ass and a sh*t load of conservative Jews!” Thanks to MIDEAST BEAST

Monday, January 8, 2018

Politically Correct Tale of Ants and Grasshopper

Are you sick and tired of those “conservative” fairy tales? Are you an American liberal or someone from Europe who thinks those fairy tales teach values that no longer need to be promoted in today’s world? Well, we are coming to your rescue with our “Politically Correct Fairy Tales!”

Hansel and Gretel

Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured both of them intending to eat them. Gretel had a chance save both of them by pushing the old woman in an oven but she decided that it would be wrong not to respect the witch’s cultural traditions. So Gretel and her brother allowed themselves to be cooked and eaten. The witch was so happy with the children’s actions that she invited all of her witch friends to the area. Soon thereafter, they ate every child in a hundred mile radius. Soon the whole area was filled with nothing but child eating witches and all the witches were very happy!

The Moral of the Story:: You must respect the culture of others, even at your own expense!

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The Ants and the Grasshopper

All summer long the ants worked and prepared for the winter while the grasshopper went to Rage Against the Machine concerts and played Everquest. The grasshopper laughed and laughed at the ants for working so hard. Then winter came. The ants had plenty of food and shelter while the grasshopper had none. So the government took the ants tax money and built the grasshopper a house, gave him welfare cheese to eat, and paid for courses at the local university that the grasshopper didn’t bother to go to. When the ants complained everyone agreed that they were greedy rich jerks for having more than the grasshopper.

The Moral of the Story:: Taking money from people who work hard and giving it to the lazy is compassionate!

Thanks to Right Wing News

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Saturday, January 6, 2018

Trump is Crazy, Crazy like a Fox

Now that the 'Russia, Russia, Russia' story seems to be collapsing, the fake news media has latched on to the fairy tales spun in Michael Wolff's latest salacious work of fiction, Fire and Fury. A book in which the author evidently seems to picture himself as the world's foremost armchair shrink! A psychologist who has diagnosed President Trump with some unnamed form of mental illness. And now, as you might expect, suddenly the news anchors at CNN and MSNBC have become mental health experts concurring with the findings of 'Doctor Michael Wolff!

The President is firing back, an exert from his latest tweet:

"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....

2 hours ago · Twitter

Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence....."

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Trump has a Humonous, "Horse-Sized" Throbbing Nuclear Button

Liberals had to take to their smelling salts and fainting couches again this week following Donald Trump's latest Twitter escapade.

In a nutshell (which seems like a good way to start most news stories these days), the Pillsbury Doughboy's evil twin, North Korea's Kim Jung Un, tweeted that he now has a nuclear button on his desk that he could use at any time. In response, Donald Trump tweeted that he had a bigger nuclear button which he described as "horse-sized" and "throbbing."

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