Defining "Oxymoron"

MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM INTO A NURSERY SO WE COULD STILL BE "ALONE TOGETHER" IN OUR BEDROOM AND WHILE I LISTENED IN "DEAFENING SILENCE" I REALIZED THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE LOVE".  ALL OF THE PHRASES ENCLOSED IN QUOTES ARE OXYMORON'S AND COMMONLY USED, BUT THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN OXYMORON CAN BE FOUND BELOW.

Is it time to think about Banning Sex?

BANNING SEX WOULD SAVE LIVES IN THE SHORT RUN.  IT WOULD PREVENT SOME 200,000 SEXUAL ASSAULTS A YEAR.  SURE SHOOTING YOUR GUN IS FUN, BUT ALSO MANY ENJOY SHOOTING THEIR RIFLES.  WE SHOULD HOWEVER, THINK OF THE BIGGER PICTURE AND PUBLIC SAFETY.  THERE IS A SECOND OPTION HOWEVER, WE COULD TAKE AWAY THE GUNS AND AMMO OF THOSE SEXUAL OFFENDERS, A PROCESS KNOWN AS CASTRATION AND EMASCULATION AND AT THE SAME TIME TAKE AWAY FIREARMS OF THOSE BREAKING THE LAW---OOPS WE ALREADY DO THE SECOND.

Camping in the Rockies

THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU MUST HAVE FOR A SUCCESSFUL CAMPING TRIP.  ADEQUATE FOOD, CLOTHING, MAPS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A TENT WITH A REAR EXIT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT A GUN OWNER.

Why my last Fishing Trip got cut short!

MY LAST FISHING TRIP IN THE GULF GOT CUT SHORT DUE TO SEVERAL UNEXPECTED VISITORS.  FORTUNATELY THEY WERE MAKE IN CHINA AND FAILED TO FUNCTION PROPERLY.  SOMETIME YOU CAN PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON OUTSOURCING.

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David Gregory, Liberal Hypocrite: Send his Kids to high Security School while Mocking armed guard school security for the rest of us.

WHILE NBC'S DAVID GREGORY, SENDS HIS KIDS TO A HIGH SECURITY SCHOOL WITH 11 ARMED GUARDS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME HE POO-POOS THE IDEAS OF THOSE PROPOSING MORE SCHOOL SECURITY.  HEY DAVID, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!  CLICK ON THE "READ MORE" LINK BELOW TO SEE THE FULL EXTENT OF GREGORY'S HYPOCRISY.