Benghazi attack caused by FOX News

AFTER FAILING TO PIN THE BENGHAZI ATTACK ON SOME OBSCURE VIDEO, ONLY SEEN BY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE, THE ADMINISTRATION IS STILL SCRAMBLING TO PLACE THE BLAME ANYWHERE, BUT ON THOSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND STATE DEPARTMENT.  THE LATEST WOULD BE SCAPEGOAT SEEMS TO BE FOX NEWS.  AFTER ALL IT'S ALL THOSE ISLAMOPHOBES AT THE SO-CALLED FAIR AND BALANCED NETWORK CONSTANTLY SPEWING THEIR HATE TOWARD THE ISLAMIC WORLD THAT IS CAUSING ALL THE UNREST IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD.  FOX NEWS KEEPS POINTING AN ACCUSING FINGER AT THE ISLAMIC FREEDOM FIGHTER ACROSS THE WORLD AND EVEN AT THE FORT HOOD SHOOTER.  WHO AFTER ALL WAS AN AMERICAN PATRIOT UNTIL HE WAS STRUCK WITH A SUDDEN MENTAL ILLNESS THAT CAUSED HIM TO COMMIT AN ACT OF WORK PLACE VIOLENCE.  PRESIDENT HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS TRIED TO POINT THIS OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, BUT THOSE HATE-MONGERS AT FOX NEWS WILL NOT ACCEPT WHAT IS A LOGICAL EXPLANATION OF THE EVENTS ON THAT FATEFUL DAY.  AND IF IT WERE NOT FOR FOX NEWS AND THEIR REACTIONARY FRIENDS IN CONGRESS THE MILITARY PRISON AT GITMO WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN CLOSED AND THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS ILLEGALLY KEPT THERE SENT BACK TO THEIR GRIEVING FAMILIES.  THE SOONER THOSE HATERS AT FOX NEWS CAN PUT BENGHAZI IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR, THE SOONER THE PRESIDENT CAN DO WHAT HE PROMISED AND BRING ABOUT THAT FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE THAT AMERICA SO OBVIOUSLY NEEDS.   NO I HAVEN'T GONE OFF THE DEEP END, THIS IS JUST A SARDONIC VIEW OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.  CARTOON BY  MICHAEL RAMIREZ

Obama to free up Congress by signing more executive orders

JUST AS OBAMACARE HAS FREED UP MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM HAVING TO WORK A 40 HOUR WEEK IN ORDER TO PROVIDE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE FOR THEIR FAMILIES THE PRESIDENT IS NOW USING HIS EXECUTIVE PEN IN ORDER TO FREE UP CONGRESS SO THEY WILL HAVE MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH THEIR FAMILY INSTEAD OF THOSE LONG DAYS ON CAPITAL HILL.  AFTER ALL, THOSE HARD WORKING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS NEED A BREAK.  MY QUESTION, AND I SUSPECT THAT OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS,  IS WHO WILL PAY FOR ALL THAT DOWN TIME AND WHAT WILL BE THE LASTING EFFECTS ON AMERICA.  IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE ALL COULD HAVE A 30 HOUR WORK WEEK BUT THAT IS NOT THE AMERICAN WAY.  AND QUITE FRANKLY, I CANNOT SEE MILLIONS WORKING THAT REGULAR 40 HOUR WEEK WHILE PICKING UP THE SLACK FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO ONLY WORK PART-TIME.  WE ARE A GENEROUS NATION, BUT NOT A NATION OF FOOLS AS THOSE IN THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION SEEM TO THINK.  IMAGE BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE

Climate Change on Mars

FINALLY, INDISPUTABLE PROOF OF MAN MADE CLIMATE CHANGE HAS BEEN UNCOVERED, NOT ON EARTH, BUT ON MARS.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT ANCIENT MARTIANS HAD THEIR ONCE BEAUTIFUL HOME POLLUTED AND EVENTUALLY DESTROYED BY GREEDY FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES, WHOSE ONLY CONCERN WAS MAKING A FAST BUCK.  THE FORMERLY GREEN HOME OF THE INHABITANTS OF THE RED PLANET IS NOW ONLY A VAST WASTE LAND WHERE LIFE OF NO KIND CAN EXIST.  THE DEBATE IS NOW OVER AND THE THEORY OF GLOBAL WARMING IN NOW A PROVEN FACT BECAUSE OF THESE RECENT STARTLING FINDS BY THE MARS ROVER.  THE LITTLE "GREEN" MEN ARE GONE, BUT THE LESSONS WE HAVE LEARNED FROM THEM WILL SAVE OUR PLANET. CARTOON FROM GLIMMY.COM

Who's your Baby's Daddy?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. LOVE the spelling pros (and prose) on #5 and #8.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

 

2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

 

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks. (The runner-up).

 

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

 

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

 

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

 

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

 

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue.

 

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

 

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

 

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1).

What Voting Liberal will get you!

THE TREE OF LIBERAL MUST BE REFRESHED FROM TIME TO TIME WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS WHILE THE TREE OF TYRANNY IS WATERED BY FOOLS.  FOOLS THAT SEE ONLY TODAY.  AND WILL GIVE UP TOMORROWS FREEDOMS FOR TODAY'S COMFORTS.  IMAGE FROM THE LOOKING SPOON.

JUST A SHORT SOMEWHAT RELATED FOOTNOTE HERE.  THE IMAGE TO THE RIGHT LEADS ONE TO BELIEVE THAT A TREE GROWS FROM THE GROUND UP AND THAT IN TIME THE MAN WOULD HANG HIMSELF.  NOT REALLY TRUE.  50 YEARS FROM NOW IF THE ROPE HASN'T ROTTED IT WILL BE AT THE SAME HEIGHT FROM THE GROUND.  A TREE GROWS FROM THE TOP AND NOT THE BOTTOM.  SOMETHING MY GRANDFATHER TAUGHT ME MANY YEARS AGO.