Trump, Alicia Machado, Sex Videos and Lies

At the last debate Hillary Clinton went deep into Donald Trump's past and was able to come up with a unsubstantiated account of what he said to a former Miss Universe from the 1960's.  According to Alicia Machado, Miss Universe from Venezuela, Donald once called her Miss Piggee because she gained over 60 lbs while wearing the Miss Universe Crown.  Of course Hillary would never dare tell you excessive weight gain was was forbidden in her contract during the one year period she wore the crown.  Following the debate, the Hillary campaign had Miss Machado primed and ready to hit the stage with with her charges from 20 years ago.  Charges that, in no way, could be substantiated.  However, I would like to ask Miss Machado, if she managed to kill the Venezuelan, Judge Maximilano Fuenmayor who had indicated her boy friend as she publicly threatened to do.  I would also like to ask her if she enjoyed making those steamy sex tapes.  And on a somewhat related note, I would really love to ask Hillary Clinton if she regretted dragging the name of those women, (who accused hubby Bill of improper sexual advances, including rape), through the mud.  And no she wasn't protecting Bill, but protecting the only man who could provide that stepping stone necessary to ensure her political aspirations!  In short, Hillary is unfit to hold any public office---and most certainly not the presidency.     

 SEX TAPES ALICA MACHADO

Astute Scientist tell us no two Whale Flukes are Identical

Damn, suddenly I feel the urge to read all those scholarly papers on global warming---after all the boys from M.I.T. must know it all.  Just like the scholars at the University of Florence were absolutely sure Christopher Columbus would meet his demise should he sail too far west and fall off the earth.   Or perhaps I should just venture down to Bubba's Road House to get the real scoop!

Who is this this Mystery Woman?

And don't ask Bubba either!  

He doesn't know.

Presidential Debate - Pigeon vs. Falcon and Hillary's changing email scheme

Numerous reliable reports are coming in that Hillary Clinton has developed a severe case of emailphobia and is now using large numbers of carrier pigeons for her most secret communication with the Obama White House and numerous other unsavory characters in her inner circle.  The feeling in the Clinton camp is there is no possible way to hack into these secretive documents by using this dated, but time-proven means of communication.

However, it should be noted that some low-flying helicopter pilots  in New York City have reported seeing some unusual cages atop Trump Tower.  After a closer inspection, these pilots observed the cages to be filled with what looked like Peregrine Falcons.  Birds of Prey, considered to be a pigeon's worst enemy.  As of this time Trump as not commented on this ominous development!

One must wonder who will be the Pigeon and who will be the Hawk in tonight's Presidential Debate!

OOPS, HILLARY'S BIRD JUST GOT HACKED!

Today's Bonus
 

One must wonder just how many drinks Hillary will have before hitting the stage this evening.  Of course Donald Trump is a teetotaler!  Regardless, it will be quite the show!

Washington State Mall Killer a Turkish Immigrant - Act of Islamic Terrorism?

The shooter at the Burlington Mall in Washington State where 5 innocent victims were shot and killed as been taken into custody and identified as 20 year old Arcan Cetin, a Turkish immigrant.  When the early reports of the multiple shootings at the mall were reported the killer was thought to be Hispanic according to some in the media.  The story, of what is very possibility a terrorist related act has been swept from the headlines by the upcoming Presidential Debates between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.  It should be noted here, that in the past early reports by those in the media have been very reluctant to label such attacks as Islamic Terrorist.  And usually those in the media as well as government officials, will only admit terrorist involvement when the emerging evidence finally forces them recognize the reality of the facts.  It appears, that in certain political circles, to admit terrorist acts is akin to slapping Barack Obama in the face.  Over these past few years the current administration in Washington has often moved heaven and earth to avoid labeling a terrorist act, just that---a terrorist act.  Waiting to see how the killing of these 5 people will be classified by those in authority in Washington State?   

YEA RIGHT HUSSEIN!