The real reason Mexicans come to America

The shocking result of a recent poll taken on illegal aliens who have come to America revealed that the vast majority came to this country in hope of getting a Taco not laced with cat fur.  It seems that because of the dwindling supply of the cattle, horses, and chickens in Mexico, many vendors have turned to the domestic cat (el gato) for meat used in Taco making.  Those streaming across our southern border also reported that the price of a mature cat has soared from 10 Pecos ($,50) to 200 Pecos ($10).  They further indicate that cats are almost extinct in some villages while those same villages are being overrun by hordes of hungry rats, depleting the grain supply in many cases.  This is leading many residents to believe that rats will soon become the primary ingredient of what is fast becoming known as the infamous Mexico Taco.  To combat the recent surge from the south of those seeking "cat free tacos" Donald Trump and others are calling for emergency measures that would allow an increase in the exportation of cattle and chickens to our southern neighbor.  Trump has also indicated that by solving the "El Gato Taco" problem there may be no need for Mexico to build the wall! 

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The second coming of Marie Antoinette

Hillary Clinton with a statement against Trump supporters she called Deplorables has inadvertently started a movement that will sweep even more people to the polls to support the leader of the Deplorable Movement, Donald Trump.  In effect, Hillary has proved to be the second coming of Marie Antoinette, who during the French Revolution uttered those famous words defaming those in the revolution---"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche" translated: "Let them eat cake"!  Gee do you think Hillary will go the way of Marie?

Cats added to renewable resource list

ACCORDING TO THE EPA THE NUMBER OF FERAL CATS IN THE COUNTRY IS EXPLODING LEADING THAT AGENCY TO RECLASSIFY CATS AS A RENEWABLE RESOURCE.  OPENING THE DOOR FOR A VARIETY OF USES FOR THIS NEW FOUND RESOURCE BOTH INDUSTRIAL AND AGRICULTURAL.  SOME HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CATS WOULD BE A GREAT NEW SOURCE OF FERTILIZER WHILE OTHERS ARE PROPOSING LIFTING THE BAN ON CAT GUTS IN THE MANUFACTURE OF TENNIS RACKETS.  WHILE STILL MORE ARE CALLING FOR THE USE OF CAT SKINS IN THE PRODUCTION OF SHOES REPLACING COWHIDES IN MANY CASES.  THE EPA WAS ALSO QUICK TO POINT OUT THE RUN-A-WAY CAT POPULATION REPRESENTS A SERIOUS THREAT TO THE TINY FIELD MOUSE WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN ADDED TO THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST.  A MOUSE WHO'S EXTINCTION WOULD HAVE WORLD WIDE ENVIRONMENTAL CONSEQUENCES.  SO FAR PETA HAS HAD NO RESPONSE

Cat One-liners

1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
10.How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
11.What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
12.What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
13.If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
14.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
15.Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
16.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17.What's the difference between a cat and a kitten?  A cat can scratch you but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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