President Trump to put all bad apples in Sanctuary State of California

On just his second day in office, leaked information from sources inside the new Trump administration have indicated that the nations new President intends to withhold federal funds from all sanctuary cities, except those in California while at the came time removing all ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) Officers from that state.   Additionally the President will ask congress for some $2 billion to increase the number of ICE agents in the remaining 49 states by some 10,000.  When asked about the reason for these seemingly draconian moves by the President and his Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the unidentified source in the West Wing of the White House, simply replied that President Donald Trump was just seeking to put all the rotten apples in one basket, by funneling them into the Taco State, referring to California.  Democrat politicians in that Pacific coastal state are outraged claiming that the influx of millions of additional illegals into their state would depress wages and put undue pressure on already strained social services.  The source further stated that when West Wing staffers heard about the cries of distress coming from Democrats in California, uncontrolled laughter was heard in the halls and even reached the first family in their quarters on the second floor of the White House.

On a somewhat related note, the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) has ordered that some 5,000 additional directional signs, pointing the way to Illegal Alien Paradise be erected on all Interstate Highways. 

And if this solution to the sanctuary city problem doesn't float your boat, there is that final solution.  Hope you like the meme I made below.

And for all you fragile snowflakes out there, 

don't get your panties in a wad.  

This in only political satire.  

But somewhere  in the darker recesses of my "id" 

the monster is lurking.

Boom!!!!!!

JUST A FEW DAYS AGO ANOTHER SUICIDE BOMBER KILLED 13 AMERICAN TROOPS IN KABUL, AFGHANISTAN.  THIS IS JUST ONE IN A LONG STREAM OF CONTINUING ATTACKS NOT ONLY ON OUR BOYS, BUT ON AFGAN AND IRAQI CIVILIANS.  THESE ATTACKS ARE DIRECTED BY FORCES OUTSIDE THE TERRITORIAL CONFINES OF BOTH IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN WITH THE GOVERNMENTS OF IRAN AND PAKISTAN BEING COMPLICIT IN ALMOST ALL ATTACKS AND OUR "GREAT" LEADERS TURN A BLIND EYE.  I'M NOT JUST POINTING THE FINGER AT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, BUT AT THE PREVIOUS BUSH ADMINISTRATION.  IN MY LIFETIME I'M SEEN ATTACKS ON AMERICAN TROOPS FROM SELF-IMPOSED SANCTUARIES AROUND THE WORLD GO UNPUNISHED.  IF THIS IS THE WAY WE FIGHT OUR WARS ITS TIME TO LEAVE THE FIELD TO THE ENEMY.  SANCTUARY SHOULD BE A FORBIDDEN TERM WHEN IT COMING TO OUR FIGHTING MEN AND WE SHOULD GO TO WAR ONLY WHEN WE ARE ABLE TO UNSHACKLE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE U.S.  WAR MACHINE.  OUR LEADERS BOTH PAST AND PRESENT ARE COWARDS AND HAVE BEEN FIGHTING HOT WARS, SOMETIME WITH MORE DIPLOMACY THAN BOMBS.  WE ARE NOW REAPING THE WHIRLWIND OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND THE INSANITY OF SANCTUARY ZONES.  UNLESS WE TAKE OUT THOSE FORCES HIDING IN THE "FORBIDDEN" ZONES WE SHOULD EXPECT THE "BOOMS" TO BECOME LOUDER AND PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE DEFEAT THAT COMES FROM WEAKNESS IN THE FACE OF THE ENEMY.  WEAKNESS, NOT FROM OUR BRAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND, BUT FROM THE VERY LEADERS WHO PUT THEM IN HARMS WAY.