How to spot a Floridian in Texas

This guy on a Galveston Beach is from Miami!  

Any questions?

Bayport Florida my old Fishing Hole

Bay port, Florida is in Hernando County a little north of Tampa. The above image is at the mouth of the Weeki Wachee River where it runs into the gulf.  The gulf is off to the left.  The boat launching ramps are located in the very middle of this image (there are 2 if you look close)..  For many years I would put in at these ramps several times each week.  Damn caught a lot of Reds, Specs, and Cobia from these waters.  Miss those days now.

Tomorrow's News Today - 3

Tomorrow's News Today

This is a story long overdue. Dateline Elpaso, Texas: ground was broke today on a new border security project. This will entail digging a 2000 mile long trench 15 feet deep and 100 feet wide from Brownville, Texas to San Diego, Ca. The dirt from the massive trench will be trucked to New Orleans and used to raise the hundreds of miles of levees surrounding that city. Additionally, once the trench is filled with water as estimated 200,000 alligators will be relocated from Florida (where they have become a nuisance) to the 2,000 mile long moat. This massive project which will solve the border problem, the Florida alligator problem, and the levee problem of New Orleans is the brain child of a young 12 year old girl from Liberty, Mississippi. President Sarah Palin is awarding the young girl "The Presidential Medal of Freedom", the nations highest civilian honor, at a special White House ceremony this coming Monday. The ceremony will be attended by former presidents Bill Clinton, H.W. Bush, and G.W. Bush. Vice President Jeb Bush will also attend the event. Former president Barack H. Obama is currently vacationing in Kenya and will not attend.
by Ron Russell

Some of the ideas for this post came via email with mention of "Maxines" no link available.