Seriously SICK Man Found Having ‘Relations’ With Donkey- Now Owner Demands ‘Shot-Gun’ Wedding?!

In Roadhouse, a village in Limpopo Province, South Africa, equus asinus marriage has become an issue. A local farmer, having caught a perverted bestiality focused intruder with his donkey more than once, is now demanding the man marry the donkey. 

The farmer has approached the village elders for justice, saying, ‘When I went to him he said he was sorry about it but I’m not satisfied as it was not for the first time that he committed the same act.’ 

The acting Headman Daniel Ngobeni,said,’Because of the man’s absence we have transferred the matter to the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council. Secretary of the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council, Thompson Ntlamu, is investigating and said,’We summoned the man and he will appear to answer to charges against him.’ 

Only time will tell if this desperate depraved man will say ‘I do’ to a donkey. But one thing is for sure, the entire situation is asinine. In addition to the utter immorality of having sex with animals, there’s the question of disease or danger. One can only hope this guy gets a swift kick. The Bible, God’s word, has something to say about this. In Leviticus 18:23, it says: 

“A man must not defile himself by having sex with an animal. And a woman must not offer herself to a male animal to have intercourse with it. This is a perverse act.”  Read more..... 

Sex and good Grammar

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! 
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." 
The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. 
 When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.