Saturday, May 28, 2016

Obama honors Japanese Pilots who died in bombing runs over Pearl Harbor

After leaving Hiroshima, the site of  WWII greatest war crime, President Barack Obama continued his latest apology tour by stopping at Pearl Harbor (for you millennials, that's in Hawaii) to lay a wreath at a statue honoring the heroic Japanese pilots who gave their lives while attacking the forces of western imperialism on December 7, 1941.  Later, it's on to Normandy and Omaha beach to a Nazi SS cemetery to apologize for American aggression on D-Day!   
Thanks to the People's Cube for the theme of this post. 

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Donald Trump has reached 1237 Delegates and won the Republican nomination for President

The Associated Press (AP) has just announced that Donald J. Trump has reached that magic number of 1237 securing the Republican nomination for President.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

John Kennedy's and "Bathroom" Obama's Legacy

Kennedy's legacy to the nation was when man first set foot on the Moon.  Obama's legacy will be when men first set foot in the Ladies Room!

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Are Transgenders the Ultimate Science Deniers

Wonder what would happen if I identified as a Black man and put on blackface one evening and strolled down a Harlem street!  Would I be accepted by the "Boyz n' the Hood?  Hell you know the answer.  But just as important, would those progressives who claim a man or woman can be whatever sex they identify as be receptive to a white man putting on black face because he identified as a Afro-American.  Now really, what do you think?  Whatever the case, the one thing most can agree on is they would not want their little daughters being in the same public restroom with a man who identifies as a woman.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

The Mysterious disappearance of Air Force One over Japan

Obama will be the first sitting President to visit the thriving Japanese city of Hiroshima.  A city that was completely destroyed on August 6, 1945 by an America atomic bomb.  A few days later a second bomb was dropped on the city of Nagasaki bringing about an abrupt end to WWII.  The two bombs killed an estimated 200,000 people, but by ending the conflict a full scale invasion of the Japanese homeland was avoided.  A invasion that would have brought about the death of millions on both sides.  

However President Obama's apology tour to Hiroshima, was interrupted as Air Force One mysteriously disappeared from radar while on approach to the Hiroshima-Nishi Airport.

The mystery surrounding the disappearance of Obama and Air Force One remains unsolved and has only intensified after the recent discovery, of a metal plaque bearing the seal of the president of the United States, by a construction crew removing the last rubble from the A-bomb blast of some 70 years ago! 
By Ron Russell
Also Posted at Obama Satire   

Friday, May 20, 2016

Democrats have free elections, but politicians choose the Candidates

The fix is in for Hillary Clinton!  Do you really think the Democrats would allow an admitted Socialist to get their party's nomination for president.  Of course not, when they can have a stealth socialist candidate, Hillary!

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Democrats in Disarray

For months and months those in the media told us the Republicans could not come together and their national convention would be in turmoil.  However, following the Nevada Democrat Convention in Las Vegas it is becoming clear that it is the Democrats who may be in disarray!

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Progressives call for Gun and Bible Ban while supporting Koran in classroom

The first two things totalitarian governments seek to ban are guns and the Bible.  Remember when Barack Obama in his 2008 campaign for the Presidency accused conservatives of clinging to their guns and Bibles.  In that statement he revealed his true feelings on both guns and Bibles.  No self-respecting Progressive office seeker would never call for an absolute ban of either, that is clear.  But the radical changes that have come about in the Democratic Party from the days of Bill Clinton's Presidency to the present are quite apparent.   It's just a matter of time, before that party will seek to ban or silence anything they disagree with.  Anything they deem to present a clear and present danger to their well-regulated Utopian State.  A state without borders, but a state that will wither and die on the vine from out of control regulations and restrictions placed on the general populace by all-seeing and all-knowing progressive elite who knows what's best for everyone!

Monday, May 16, 2016

Will Bill Clinton become America's first Transgender First Lady

Will new Bathroom laws throw open ladies restroom doors to gawking dirty old men?  The unintended consequences of such action will be an increase in gun sales to the father's of young girls.  Remember that law of physics, "for every action their is an equal and opposite reaction"!   

Friday, May 13, 2016

Bernie Voters plan "B"

When Bernie fails to get the Democratic Party's nomination for president, which he will unless Hillary is perk-walked to the clink by the FBI, Sanders supporters will need a plan "B".   And  yes, I suspect many will jump ship and vote for Trump.  After all they have more in common with Trump than with Hillary!

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Saving Paul Ryan

With this list of Liberal achievements do conservatives really believe that Ryan  the  RINO is one of them!  Is Ryan  worth saving?

Monday, May 9, 2016

Liberals claim there is no such thing as Gender, but demand a female President

Liberals claim there is no such thing as gender when it comes to bathroom facilities, while at the same time demanding we elect someone to the presidency who has a vagina.  If we must continue to allow Hillary and Democrats to play the woman card, the least we should demand is our public restrooms be restored to what has worked for hundred's of years.  We cannot allow this double standard or else in some election in the very near future the choices will be between Democrat "A" or Democrat "B" and our democracy will be a thing of the past!

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Elizabeth Warren hates being white so she claimed to be part indian.

Elizabeth Warren suffers from that awful liberal disease "white guilt complex".  The only know cure for this growing infectious ailment is to wash away some of that whiteness by claiming to be of mixed blood---preferably negro, but native American is also acceptable.  Recently, the bitch witch from the lobster state as gone on a twitter attack against The Donald,  calling him everything short of being a card carrying member of the KKK.  While the ultra-liberal Senator from Massachusetts rants about economic inequality she quietly raked in some $350,000 for teaching 4 hours a week at Harvard.  That converts to better than $3,000 per hour of time spent in the classroom teaching young impressionable millennials how to hate America and their so-called white privilege.

Friday, May 6, 2016

What's new Pussy Cat

Are you old enough to remember this old Tom Jones song from the 1970's?  Had a Canadian friend from those days who could really sing just like Tom.  We used to spend our summers in Acapulco, Mexico near a large popular resort, that had a band and they would often get him to sing when we visited.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Democrats claim waterboarding doesn't work, let's test that theory on Hillary

Democrats have always said that waterboarding doesn't work.  They contend that anyone who is waterboarded will say anything, invent any lie to stop this interrogation method.  Makes one wonder if Hillary has already been waterboarded---just look at all the lies she has invented.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Hillary is qualified for the Job

After years of research we finally found a job that Hillary Clinton is qualified for.  She failed as the first lady of Arkansas---unable to keep hubby in state house in Little Rock.  She failed as first lady of the United States---unable to keep Bubba away from those late nite trips downstairs to the Oval Office.  She failed as Obama's Secretary of State---Benghazi, Arab Spring and Syria!  Come to think about it, doubt if she would really be a good $hit-catcher either!

Sunday, May 1, 2016