Monday, January 30, 2017

Iranian Leader vows peace loving people of Iran will not retaliate against President Trump's travel ban on citizens from his country

Iranian Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenie has vowed that the peace loving people of his democratic nation will not retaliate in response to President Donald Trump's illegal and inhumane immigration ban against the citizens of his glorious country.  Khamenie, indicated there would be no change in the way authorities in Iran greet foreign visitors.  They will all be treated equally regardless of race, color, creed, or national origin (for some reason he failed to include sexual orientation)!  And infidel visitors will be given a warm welcome upon landing at the airport in Tehran before being carted off to Evin Prison in the Northwestern part of the city and confined in the infamous section 240 of that institution set aside for political prisoners.  The only exceptions to this policy would be those foolish members of the LGBTQ community who proudly proclaimed their inclusiveness by boarding Iran Air on the flight from New York to Tehran.  The status of these visitors remains a mystery in that, none have ever returned to NYC to reveal the wonders they experienced in the Persian land of Cyrus the Great and Xerxes. 

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Pro ISIS groups ramp up protest against Trump Travel Ban at airports around country

In Democrat Party strongholds across the nation, hundreds are protesting President Trump's travel ban directed against Middle East states where there are large terrorist training areas.  Oddly, those in the media are claiming that the travel ban is in effect being used as a recruiting tool by ISIS.  An absurd claim that runs contrary to common sense.  But when did liberals start using common sense to boaster their positions.  In the past they have more than often condemned those who practice what they see as an antiquated mindset and normally opt for political correctness.  I would advise those watching the demonstrations on their TV, just to remember they are occurring in heavily Democratic controlled areas that voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton in the recent election.  They are not representative of the nation as a whole.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg builds walls around in Mansions in San Francisco and Hawaii to keep out unwanted visitors

During the recent election Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, a severe critic of Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the southern border and a top donor to the Hillary Clinton campaign forgot to mention he had a $10 million estate in San Francisco around which he built a wall to keep out the tens of thousands of undocumented aliens freely wondering the streets of that sanctuary city.  Now to compound his hypocrisy this billionaire has built a huge 6' wall around his massive Hawaiian estate.  A wall that would not only keep out those Mexicans who managed to swim to Hawaii, but one that also blocks his neighbors view of the Pacific Ocean.  Zuckerberg is proving he is no different than other coastal elites who feel they are above practicing what they preach.  They fall into they well established class whose motto is: "do as I say and not as I do"!
I would be the first to say, there is nothing wrong with a man building a wall around his home to keep out unwanted visitors.  But then I would also be the first to tell you there is nothing wrong with a nation state building a wall on it's border also to keep out unwanted interlopers.  Walls that keep people out are welcome, however walls that keep people in (the old Berlin Wall) are another thing.  But even there, there are some exceptions---prison walls are just fine.  

Friday, January 27, 2017

GITMO Terrorist on a world wide Cruise and Arabs kissing Jews

Liberal approved GITMO
I recall a line from a poem I wrote many years ago, titled "Absurd Things" that went something like this, "Convicts on a world wide cruise and Arabs kissing Jews".  Didn't think about it at the time, but upon reflection it describes a progressive's world view perfectly.  That mythical Shangri-La found in the minds of all.  Unfortunately many seen unable to separate the dream from reality.  An affliction commonly found among academic elites and one that runs rampant on the streets of La-La Land (perhaps better known as Hollywood).  

 The Evolution of Interrogation
Recently President Trump indicated he favors waterboarding to gain information from terrorist detainees.  Got me to thinking about the evolution of torture for gaining information.  Below are the stages from most effective to least: 

1.  Medieval Rack (very effective, but tiring for the inquisitors).

2.  The Nut Cracker (not to be confused with the Tchaikovsky Ballet).

3.  The "shocking" battery induced thrill of the Third Reich .

4.  Waterboarding (useless when interrogating life guards and Navy SEALS).

5.  Sleep deprivation (useless when attempting to break an insomniac).

6.  Playing loud rap music (only effective against country music lovers and totally useless on inner city brothers).

7.  Enlightened conservation supplemented with a Starbucks Latte (the preferred method of American Liberals).  

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Think about this for a minute: Without Liberals there would be no Racist in America

Just think, without liberals their would be no racists in America.  Imagine a country where their were no liberal voices on the airways, liberal professors were gone from the campus and Al Sharpton was six feet under.  Suddenly racist would vanish.  But seriously, those liberals that see racist around every corner and virtually beneath every bed are acerbating the situation.  They are the problem and not the solution.  Unfortunately, the only way they can maintain their relevancy and justify their existence in the social and political arena is to grab the megaphone and scream "Racist"! 

Monday, January 23, 2017

Things are not what they appear to be.

Click on small red circle on right side claw 
for extreme closeup of region!

What those in the media would like you to forget 
about the 2017 Inauguration!

President Trump now has Pen and Phone, Scuttles Obama's TPP

Remember just a short while back how then president Obama bragged about having a pen and phone.  I suppose he never envisioned the day a President Donald Trump would be sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office.  Just today, "The Donald" drove another nail in what will turn out to be the coffin filled with Obama's legacies when he scuttled Barack's TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) on trade with his mighty pen.  Hey Barack, payback is a bitch.  Speaking of Pens and Nails, White House sources have confirmed the West Wing staff have ordered a dozen gross of both.  For those that don't know what a gross is, it's a counting unit consisting of a dozen dozens or 144!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

President Trump evicts articulate Black Man from Subsidized Housing in Nation's Capital

In a shocking display of white privilege and rampant racism Donald Trump on the very day of his inauguration has evicted an articulate unemployed black man and his family from their federally subsidized housing in the shadow of the monument to the Great Emancipator (The Lincoln Memorial) in Washington D.C.  This event was watched by millions of cheering undesirables in the vast wastelands of what has become known as Trump Country.  The poor black family has, for the moment, been relocated to a remote desert region in California known as Palm Springs.  Where they will be put on public display for the amusement of the nation's most elite who flock to this area from nearby La La Land for the specific purpose of being able to show their faux inclusiveness, by breaking bread with a black man who is an obvious victim of white privilege.   
Also posted at Trump Land.
Meanwhile across town, 
a real mob seeks to overthrown 
the presidency of Donald Trump!

Saturday, January 21, 2017

President Trump to put all bad apples in Sanctuary State of California

On just his second day in office, leaked information from sources inside the new Trump administration have indicated that the nations new President intends to withhold federal funds from all sanctuary cities, except those in California while at the came time removing all ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) Officers from that state.   Additionally the President will ask congress for some $2 billion to increase the number of ICE agents in the remaining 49 states by some 10,000.  When asked about the reason for these seemingly draconian moves by the President and his Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the unidentified source in the West Wing of the White House, simply replied that President Donald Trump was just seeking to put all the rotten apples in one basket, by funneling them into the Taco State, referring to California.  Democrat politicians in that Pacific coastal state are outraged claiming that the influx of millions of additional illegals into their state would depress wages and put undue pressure on already strained social services.  The source further stated that when West Wing staffers heard about the cries of distress coming from Democrats in California, uncontrolled laughter was heard in the halls and even reached the first family in their quarters on the second floor of the White House.
On a somewhat related note, the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) has ordered that some 5,000 additional directional signs, pointing the way to Illegal Alien Paradise be erected on all Interstate Highways. 

And if this solution to the sanctuary city problem doesn't float your boat, there is that final solution.  Hope you like the meme I made below.
And for all you fragile snowflakes out there, 
don't get your panties in a wad.  
This in only political satire.  
But somewhere  in the darker recesses of my "id" 
the monster is lurking.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Osama's legacy was destroyed by one President, now Obama's legacy will be destroyed by another

To some extent the legacy of Osama was laid to rest some years ago as he slipped quietly into a watery grave.  Today as Donald Trump assumes the reigns of power we will be witness to the beginning of the end of the Obama legacy as he leaves the White House for his final vacation on the taxpayer's dime.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Trump will restore Bust of Sir Winston Churchill that Obama had removed to Oval Office

Shortly after taking office in 2009, President Obama had a bust of British World War II leader, Sir Winston Churchill removed from the Oval Office.  Apparently, Obama did not appreciate the leadership of Churchill that brought that tiny island nation through the war.  Prior to the entrance of the U.S. in that conflict, it was Churchill more than anyone other leader who kept Europe from coming under the total control of Nazi Germany.  The bust of England's greatest leader was given to the United States to show the respect of the British people for the alliance between our two great countries in WWII.  Obama seemed to trash that respect by removing the bust from it's place of honor in the Oval Office and incoming president Donald J. Trump will restore it.  It's not the bust, but what it represents that is the issue here.  It is the bond between the U.S. and the UK that the bust represents.     

Or perhaps the real reason Obama had the bust removed from the Oval Office was his well known views of what many have seen as the scourge of Islam.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Obama grants pardon to Chelsea aka Bradley Manning who was convicted of espionage and sentenced to 35 years

Strange occurrences at the White House today.  While the Democrats and even President Obama are condemning leaks and Russia for hacking, the president has seen fit to issue a presidential commutation to Pvt. Chelsea aka Bradley Manning for stealing military secrets and giving them to Julian Assange of WikiLeaks fame.  Pvt. Manning was given a 35 year sentence in 2013, at a military court martial, for actions that put troops on the ground in Afghanistan in danger.  What prompted the president to issue this commutation that would set Bradley free as early as May 2017?  What am I missing here?  Is there some hidden agenda? 
Maybe Obama is guilt ridden about past acts of discrimination against the LGBT community and sought to make amends with the best known transgender outside of Caitlyn aka Bruce Jenner.  This move by Barack Obama is so mystifying  to me I'm beginning to think Obama just might undergo a sex change operation when he lives office and afterward be known as Adaeze (meaning princess) Obama for perpetuity.  Hell who really knows what this guy thinks and after Friday who really gives a damn.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Former President Obama and family take final flight on Air Force One to Palm Springs at taxpayer's expense.

Following the inauguration ceremonies at the capital on Jan 20, former president Obama and family will return to the White House and be flown to Joint Base Andrews aboard Marine One where they will board Air Force One for a trip to Palm Springs, California at taxpayers expense.  Obama has managed to log some 2799 hours and 6 minutes aboard the presidential plane while being in office.  That converts to 116 days in which he visited some 56 countries and 49 states, with the one exception being Maryland.  Of course Air Force One is based in Prince George's County which is in MD.  For those who may be interested 2799 flying hours converts to some 1,119,600 miles assuming an average speed of 400mph.  Something more than 2 1/2 round trips to the moon.  Like the sound of that half trip to the moon in the case of Barack.  The question I have about this final trip aboard Air Force One is why should taxpayers pick up this tab, and why should a former president be allowed use of this plane after he leaves office.  I should point out, that Air Force One will not bear that designation on the Palm Springs trip since it will not be carrying the current president of the United States.  I do wonder if he got permission from President Trump to borrow the aircraft!!!  I can hear him now, "please Mr. President don't make me and Michelle fly commercial coach to Palm Springs"!  

Monday, January 16, 2017

PETA forces closure of the Greatest Show on Earth, animals sent to Assisted Living Communities

While thousands in the halls of PETA and similar groups on the east and west coast are cheering the closure of "The Greatest Show on Earth", millions of kids in the hinterlands will never experience the excitement when the Circus comes to town.  Cotton candy, elephants, lions, and the circus clown will all past into history.  The grand old pachyderm (elephant) will never again heard the roar of the crown, the joy of taking a peanut from the trembling hand of a Iowa boy,  or the absolute ecstasy of having a long legged voluptuous scantily clad blonde wrap her limbs around his neck.  Yes, Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey are gone and the animals put on welfare and sent to public assisted living communities.  While the circus clowns are readying their applications for that much sought after burger-flipping job at McDonalds.  Regardless of this perceived victory by those in  Elite PETA land the world is a sadder place for it.  And somewhere in the heartland a youngster and an old man shed a tear and as another nail is driven in the coffin of traditional America. 

Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Russians are coming. Democrats have given rise to a neo-McCarthyism

Following their lost to Donald Trump, the Democrats have suddenly found a new enemy.  Well not exactly a new enemy, but one they have never taken seriously.  In fact one that was damn near invisible to their leadership in years gone by.  We are seeing the rebirth of McCarthyism---not from the alt-right, but from the left.  Suddenly the distant words of Republican Senator Joseph McCarthy are being bounced off the capital walls again.  But this time, and I should add quite strangely, the new "Red Scare" is being promoted by those who were fellow travelers just a few short months ago.  The pinko's on the left have abandon their socialist friends in the old Soviet Union and now fully embraced the position of "Tail-gunner" Joe McCarthy.  And all of this just to discredit the election of Donald J. Trump.  But despite their sobbing and lamination's Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States on Jan. 20, 2017, and will begin to drain the swamp on that memorable day.  

Friday, January 13, 2017

CNN institutes new Training program for it's White House Press Corp

Following the smack-down of it's White House reporter, Jim Acosta, at the recent Presidential News Conference at Trump Towers, the powers that be at the CNN news network have instituted a new training program for it's White House Press Corp having to venture into Trump World.   In short, CNN has revived the old "Duck and Cover" policy of the 1950's!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Obama gives rousing farewell speech to sobbing supporters in Chicago as bullets fill the air outside the convention center

Just this week in his adopted home town of Chicago, President Obama gave his rousing farewell speech to thousands of sobbing supporters who had gathered hoping to hear the silver-tongued orator or just perhaps touch his flowing robe.  While outside the building in which their exalted leader was speaking, gun smoke and bullets filled the air, as the great one listed the many achievements of the last 8 years.  Achievements only matched by the Roman Emperor, Nero.  The Emperor, who had enough strength and fortitude to strike up a tune on his fiddle as right wing supporters of the opposition burned down the city around him.  Obama and Nero have much in common  Their preoccupation with lions.  While one insisted on feeding the great beast choice cuts of Christians,  the other arrived in this country just one step ahead of the Pride with a cultivated  taste for dark meat.     

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Obama is Putin's Puppet not Trump as Obama's actions in Crimea, Syria, and Iran Prove

Just yesterday, the Trump hater's over at CNN and other left-leaning outlets, led us to believe that the FBI and other agencies had information that indicated the Russian government had compromising information of President elect Donald Trump.  The implication was this information would enable Russian president Putin to exert some kind of Svengali-like control over incoming president Trump.  Whether, any compromising information exist it's Truth has yet to be proven.  And should such facts be in the hands of those at the Kremlin it is yet to be shown that Trump would be a submissive subject to threats of their release.  What is know, and is quite indisputable is that our current president, Barack Obama, did little when Putin sent his armies into Crimea and then across the more established borders of Ukraine.  And after drawing a red line in Syria failed to act when president Assad blatantly ignored it, but instead bowed to the suggestion by President Putin they could handle that situation.   Now we are faced with an out of control civil war in that nation that is costing hundred of thousands their lives.  And Obama has placed the United States in the position of being little more than a placid observer to the unfolding humanitarian crisis there. 
Clearly, through his actions, or should I say lack of action, it is Obama that has behaved more like "Putin's Puppet" than Donald J. Trump.  So why is it, that those in the elite media are so determined to depict Trump as a possible Putin Puppet, in short some kind of Manchurian Candidate who would be answerable, not to the will of the American people, but to the whims of some foreign dictator.  Could it just be they are attempting to deflect attention from Obama's documented failures in the Middle East.  Failures that will have long lasting effects and will spill over into the new Trump administration and will take years to clean up---if that is even possible.  So to protect the legacy of outgoing president Obama from the mess he has left in the Middle East and around the world the media is already in damage control for soon to be ex-president Obama.  Those at outlets such as CNN are aware that Obama's mess will not go away when he leaves office, so they hope to place blame for the long term turmoil in that region of the shoulders of the man soon to occupy the White House.  Therefore, they are labeling Trump as Putin's Puppet and would have you forget that it was President Obama who was the real puppet on the string. 

Sunday, January 8, 2017

A Night to Remember: Trump Victory Walk

In case you were not up late on election night and failed to see Donald and family coming down the stairs for his victory speech I pass this along.  If you view on full screen you will notice that Donald was fighting to hold back the tears.  I might add so was this humble observer.  This was a night to remember.  Just think about that moment on this January 20, when Trump will place hand on the Bible and become our 45th President.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

THE Elite and New World Order are Crying. Trump is President

The New World Order of Elites and Globalist are on their death bed as a new Nationalism sweeps across the land.  No longer will the common man of America have his fate tied to the whims of some despot across the waters.  No longer will American's have to fear the encroachment of ideologies that are antithetical to our values and customs.  No longer will the United States move closer and closer to a one world government.  A world in which the individual is minimized for the collective good.  A world in which the individual is little more than a mere cog in some gigantic machine.  Once again this nation is on the path set by the founders.  A path that embraces the individual even with all the flaws that come with it.  Men must either be masters of their own fate or consign their future to some unknown and distant entity.     

Friday, January 6, 2017

Chicago breeding Black Rabid Racist Dogs

Barack Obama will give a farewell speech this next week in Chicago celebrating all he has done for it's citizens and America.  Yes, all in the windy city should thank Barack for the over 700 murders in the streets and the successful breeding of at least 4 rabid black dogs who recently terrorized and tortured a young mentally impaired young man for being white and a Trump supporter.  While at the same time live streaming their salute to President Obama on their Facebook account.  While our president was quick to condemn the act of the "Chicago Four", he wasted little time in declaring this to be an isolated event that had nothing to do with the uplifting environment afforded the citizens of his home town, Chicago. 
But when Dylann Root killed 4 innocent black church members in South Carolina President Obama was quick to declare that no one acts alone and like many on the left pointed an accusing finger at the confederate flag and actually the white community in that region, as a whole as being a factor in the killer's deranged act.  
All thinking Americans should be grateful the Bully Pulpit will be taken away from this race-baiting hypocrite we now have for a president in just 14 short days.
Thanks to Hope n' Change Cartoons  for the theme of this post.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

President Trump to send troops into Combat Zone

It's beginning to look as the only solution to the Chicago shootings problem is to put boots on the ground.  I suspect president Trump will find almost unanimous support for this move.  But don't expect to see the residents in the combat zone to be waiving flags as the troops march in.  For although most citizens in that area do not approve in any way of the violence raging there, they are in fact, directed tied to the drug dealing industry that is responsible for the hot lead filling the air of the windy city.  Donald Trump should federalize the Illinois National Guard.  Put them of the streets of Chicago with orders to fire if fired on by the roving gangs.  Gangs, who members are just stupid enough to shoot at troops.  Maybe this will prove to be the best way to thin the ranks of these murderers, thieves, rapist and rappers.  

Monday, January 2, 2017

Will Obama out of sheer desperation Drone Trump Tower

The only way Obama can prevent this.....

Is to deploy this!

Of course this is a very unlikely scenario.  However I suspect the thought has crossed him mind.  Now if Trump Tower were in Texas and not in New York the odds of a Hell Fire missile striking the tower would be dramatically increased.  After all, in that case, he would get two for the price of one.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Back Pack Glut in Texas and Arizona

Everyone knows those backpacks coming across our southern border are full of beans and tacos.  Well, that's not entirely true!  Most are stuffed with illegal drugs.  Hell how do you think these poor penniless Mexicans pay the thousands of dollars to coyotes to help them get North.  Simple---if they don't have the money they become cartel mules.  Mules, that are loaded with delights intended for millennial's, your corner drug dealer, and skid row bums who will steal anything for a temporary high that will make them oblivious to their real surroundings.   
But then every cloud has a silver-lining.  For obvious reasons dozens of small businesses have sprang up along the southern border.  Seems that enterprising entrepreneurs have discovered that the thousands of discarded backpacks could be quickly refurbished and sent south to stores where there is a booming demand.  Needless to say, these American business owners sending  these packs south were Hillary Clinton supporters and are now facing a bleak future with Trump ascending to the presidency.  I would advise these small business owners to get into what will become the fastest growing industry along the border----Cement and razor wire.