Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Fidel Castro has now become part of the growing underground Democratic Party Movement

Fidel Castro now belongs to the ages.  But never fear he has become a soldier of the vast and growing underground movement of the shovel ready Democratic Party.  One can only pray, that his remains be secretly relocated to that most infamous City by the Bay, aka San Francisco where he can join the forces of those still dedicated to continue those grand uplifting fundamental changes bestowed on us by Barack Obama the Great.  Changes now threatened by a demonic run-a-way Trump Train rolling out of that vast waste land on middle America known to be occupied by knuckle-dragging Troglodytes.  Troglodytes who gorge themselves with red-meat, Coca Cola's and mom's Apple Pie while insulting enlightened elites, by daring to waive that symbol of oppression that bears the stars and stripes.  We have little doubt those in the sprawling Frisco LGBTQ community will welcome comrade Fidel with open arms despite any past transgressions that allegedly occurred in the proximity of bullet-ridden brick walls outside the Presidential Palace in Havana or in the dungeons, inspired by the Spanish Inquisition,  beneath it. 

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Wisconsin: Democrats would count the votes "Stalin Style"

A recount in the Wisconsin 2016 presidential election with soon be underway.  A recount, that most agree, will not change the outcome.  Yet Democrats seemed determined to engage in this pointless, unrewarding, and futile task.  They are, in a real sense, trying to put that proverbial square peg in a round hole.  The sheer madness of shutting the barn door after the horse has escaped,  will ultimately produce an unrewarding experience akin to that of modern man trying to duplicate the lost ancient Chinese art of stacking greased BB's.  In short, the Democrats are planting are planting what will be a fruitless tree.  But then one should expect little else from the party that gave us the Affordable Care Act (ACA) better known as Obamacare.  And the party who gave us that great orator---a man who arrived on our shores atop his Hawaiian surfboard, or just maybe a interloper who came just one one step ahead of a Kenyan lion.


Sunday, November 27, 2016

Castro's Last Cigar

Following the recent death of their beloved "Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, the Cuban government has announced that doctors foreseeing this day of lamentation,  had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's final butt for posterity.  The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas Especiales Laguito No.2, (once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA was planning the assassination of Fidel via a poisonous or exploding stogie) will be given a place of honor at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana.  There, the "butt" will be on display with all the other assholes of the communist revolution.

More Fidel Caricatures 

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Fidel Castro, Butcher of Havana dead at age 90

There is no joy in progressive la-la land today 
for a hero of the socialist left is dead!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Indignities suffered by the Disenfranchised American Turkey

Soon millions of disenfranchised Turkeys will be headed for the ovens of America after suffering personal indignities to numerous to list here.  The poor birds have been herded into the confined spaces of the slaughter house in preparation for their final trip to the ovens.  But not before they suffer the violation of their most private parts at the hands of their tormentors.  These harmless creatures were disenfranchised hundreds of years ago, by early members of Congress who refused to honor Ben Franklin's plea to make the Turkey the national bird.  Had Franklin been successful in his quest, perhaps we would be carving up baked Bald Eagle this Thanksgiving season.  

Monday, November 21, 2016

Flavors of Soylent Green

Recent reports coming from the People's Republic of China of secret facilities manufacturing some form of Soylent Green--the ultimate Eco-friendly food, have not yet been confirmed.  However, some media sources have confirmed that  food inspectors in both the United States and Europe has been unable to identify the ingredients of recent dog and cat foods imported from that communist nation.  Coincidentally this development, seems connected to the recent decline in both the Chinese prison and re-indoctrination camp populations.  On what could be a parallel  track the government is converting all state-owned mortuaries into Soylent Green distribution centers.  This comes at a time when vast areas of the country formerly used for agriculture have been converted to sprawling military bases and underground ICBM launching sites.
Upon learning of these events, leading environmental groups across the U.S. have praised the forward looking actions of the Chinese government.  Actions they claim will help save the planet by reducing carbon emissions caused by animal flatulence's and farm machinery.  According to some animal right's group there will no longer be a need to raise vast herds of cattle, maintain filthy hog farms, and unsanitary chicken houses will become things of the distant past.  Seems like the only concern coming from the various Eco groups is what flavors  Soylent Green will be available.
Be a true patriot and eat the only food made "by, of and for the people"! 

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Obama White House Staffers cling to their Desk and iPhones following Trump Victory

Following the historical upset win of Donald Trump, White House staffers are still in shocked disbelieve over the election outcome.  Apparently most thought they would retain their position in the new Hillary Clinton administration.  Many of the distraught staff have been seen walking the halls of the West Wing in a zombie-like state.  Additionally nearby George Washington University Hospital has noticed a spike in those admitted with drug overdoses.  With one doctor reportedly seeing butter knife scratches on the wrist of one young intern (seems that Democrats just can't do things right).  Another young woman, who had been promised an internship, on what was thought to be an incoming Clinton administration was admitted with a serious overdose. 
The delirious girl raved that she had been cheated out of her moment of fame by the racist Donald Trump.  Seems the impetuous girl intended to take a selfie of the carpet burns on her knees following a sought after, private meeting with Bill Clinton, the first dude.  An encounter that would catapult her into celebrity status following the posting of the revealing image on her Facebook page.   Now, that much anticipated  meeting would never happen due to the intervention of arch-misogynist Trump!  Apparently President-Elect Trump gets blamed for everything---including anticipated carpet burns!   

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Mysterious Insects leaving White House identified by famed Entomologist

After many in the White House press pool  reported seeing hordes of unusual insects exiting the structure prior to the Obama's leaving and the Trump's becoming the new tenants an expert was called in to identify these mysterious bugs.  Dr. I.C. Poop, the world's foremost entomologist quickly confirmed what many had suspected.  These former residents were, indeed, Kenyan Dung Beetles.  Insects known to have a voracious appetite for droppings left by natives from their homeland.  Apparently, these African Scarabaeinaes (crap-eaters), unlike their former neighbors in the West Wing,  foresaw  the coming famine and are not desperately clinging to their desk and iPads!   

And just for fun!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Trump Branding in Texas today---across America tomorrow

Just today in that liberal bastion of NYC, three apartment buildings bearing the "Trump" logo had their sign removed.  Evidently at the request of some of the tenants.  Tenants who were following in the steps of those cry babies in the street and those distraught cream puffs occupying the halls of academia (most at government expense), who cannot bear to hear the word "boo" without running for their campus "safe place"! 
They remind me of the iconic image of the "Three Monkeys".  Except theirs comes with a new interpretation  of the word "evil" in the old saying, "See no evil, Hear no evil, and Speak no evil"---evil of course meaning "conservative" in their cloistered little world.  The above Texans have the right idea.  Take this sign down if you have the cojones or just have a Trump Burger and suck it up!    

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

The untold story behind the Trump Victory

When I first saw the above meme, my first thought was bullsh*t, but then upon reflection, I began to see the sobering truth it projected.  These two men, who were closest to Hillary, knew the ole gal best and it is quite possible  they pulled the lever for her outspoken opponent in the voting booth.  Although, being good little Democrats, they would never, never admit to crossing party lines.  Perhaps they were the vanguard of the tens of millions who would see the truth about Hillary and in the end vote for Donald Trump.     

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

The fate of a loser---Hillary Clinton

Recall an old saying that a jockey who never lost a race, whispered in the ear of his horse before each race:    
                    "Roses are red, violets are blue.  
                      Horses that lose are made into glue."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Hillary lose the race!!!   

For those who may not be old enough to remember, there was a time when old, dead and dying horses were actually sent to the glue factory.  Today, that honor is reserved for cattle parts.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Breaking News: Heroic Bird saves hapless Fish or never believe your lying eyes

I pray you are not one of those conservative, Trump loving, idiots that actually believes that he has sufficient grey matter to comprehend the meaning of what his lying eyes are seeing.  One who is blind to the absolute truth and refuses to see the reality presented to him through the all-seeing lens of a loving media who puts truth-in-reporting above all bias and self-interest.  If you are one of those poor uninformed souls please, please watch an informative news channel like CNN, MSNBC, CBS or ABC and avoid FOX News for they will only confirm what your lying eyes have seen.   

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Trump urges exportation of Lion Meat to Kenya to save Species

Many of the Hollywood elite had promised to leave America should their worst nightmare (the election of Donald Trump) come true.  It is being reported that none on this extensive list have made any airline reservations at this time and observers at LAX international airport have noticed no appreciable increase in private Lear Jet traffic leaving the facility. 
However, sources inside the West Wing have over heard muffled voices among the staff discussing, soon to be former President Obama's secret post Trump inauguration plan, which includes a trip to a remote Kenyan village on the slopes of Mount Kilimanjaro.  Villager's there are said to be preparing a warm welcome for the return of their prodigal son.  It appears, that the enthusiasm for the arrival of this ex-patriot has only grown since the rumors are flying that Barack is a "slow runner" --it must be his white half.  It should be noted that the villagers hold slow runners in a exalted position in the tribal hierarchy and  provided them with only the best cuisine---much like that of the fatted calf of biblical times---oops! 
Footnote:  You don't have to be the fastest runner to escape the lion, just not the slowest!      

Today's Bonus

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Democrats should quit crying and admit Trump won the Race

Democrats should quit their whining and realize that in the race for President not everyone gets a trophy.  In fact, second place doesn't even count.  But then perhaps we need to excuse those young millennials in the streets.  After all, they are part of the "politically correct generation", the generation where everyone gets a trophy and everyone is a winner.  Maybe that's why they are such sore losers.  I really wonder how many of those marching and rioting in the streets over the election of Donald Trump even took the time to vote in the election they are protesting----I dare say, most don't even know where their polling place is.  But then, they would all lie about that if asked.  Evidently lying is considered to be a positive trait in their closed circles.  After all, most supported the biggest liar ever to seek the office of the President, Hillary Clinton.  Really, I can think of no other reason why they flocked to her banner---what else has she ever done except to lie, lie, and lie again.  

Friday, November 11, 2016

Hillary missed the glass ceiling but the windshield is a mess!

Don't turn wipers on, pantsuits leave streaks!
Remember, throughout the presidential campaign when Hillary and those around her including her adoring media lapdogs kept telling us she would break that final glass ceiling.  Implying she would be the first woman president.  I suppose if that had occurred a new glass ceiling would have almost immediately been constructed for the first transgender, gay, Latino, Pacific Islander, Outer Mongolian, and then any other etc's the left could dream up.  Well, Hillary ole gal, you were never destined to break that glass ceiling, but you have instead been headed toward that Trumpmobile windshield for a long time---congratulations you made it.  But don't worry about it Hillary, just kick back, wrap your lips around a tall glass of Crown Royal and toss darts at that Trump dartboard. 
Damn, I enjoyed writing this!
Also posted at OBAMA CARTOONS 

There is little doubt that when future historians write the history of the Obama years that they will include his Unaffordable Insurance Act, longer list of fallen police officers posted at police stations across the nation, and of course the smiling faces of our kids as they exit school lunchrooms after enjoying those tasty meals bearing the hallmark of the former first lady, Michelle Obama. 

Thursday, November 10, 2016

A Trump Administration means an end to Globalism and Open Borders in America

Following the close of WWI and WWII and the collapse of colonialism rampant nationalism swept through Africa, the middle east and Asia. This movement was hailed by most liberals and progressives in the west while at the same time these same voices began to condemn the old nationalism of Europe and the United States. For these progressives patriotism was OK for the newly emerging states, but not for the old nations of western Europe and the United States. This double standard quickly gained support in the west and spun out-of-control in western Europe leading to the ascendancy of the EU. In America this movement gained strength, but its inroads were not on the European scale.
Then came 9/11 and the world, particularly the west was jolted. Many began to see new threats: first the obvious one of radical Islam and next a somewhat more obscure one, "a lack of nationalism in the west". Slowly it became evident that national pride had been diminished and replaced with the new multiculturalism that recognized no national boundaries. And it was this new multiculturalism that provided the breeding ground for yet another emerging force that of "Pan-Islamic Nationalism". An old enemy of the west that had once been vanquished was raising its ugly head again and threatening not only western Europe, but also the new world.

Until 9/11 western Europe had stood virtually alone against the onslaught of this new enemy as most Americans were unaware of this new danger. 9/11 changed everything, but the entrenched forces of liberalism and multiculturalism in Europe and America will not go quietly into the night. Their Utopian dream of a world without borders will not be easily brushed aside.
The tide appears to be turning as a new nationalism, a new pride in country and tradition is growing in Europe; while at the same time the patriotism of many Americans is being revitalized. To paraphrase Admiral Yamamoto, "this new enemy has awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve", America and her friends in Europe have had enough and our gates are no longer open to those who would trample our traditions. A new patriotism, a new national pride is being born in the west and soon the forces of multiculturalism and pan-Islamic nationalism will feel the wrath of this sleeping giant.  And more than anyone single person, Donald Trump, President elect, of the United States is the face of a new American Nationalism.  This coming Jan 20, 2017 this bold patriotic nationalist will takes the reigns of government from a multicultural globalist, Barack Obama.  And then once more, we will have a leader who wants to make America great again and not apologize for it's past greatness as the current president has. 

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

If Hillary defeats Trumps will Democrats seek the Final Solution for the Deplorables

Should progressive Democrats defeat Donald Trump at the polls today, that will only solve part of what they see as a problem.  Will they then turn their attention to the tens of millions of what they to see as deplorables, as described by their anointed leader Hillary Clinton and seek that final solution.  Will progressives and their  Sonderkommans' in the media, in their twisted drive for racial mental purity, intensify the search for that elusive mind-altering chemical that will create a nation of progressive-like thinkers who will all be on the same page.  Or perhaps they will just impose mandatory reeducation camps dedicated to the proposition that all men must be transformed to think alike for the good of the State.

Unfortunately the left's hate for the white man (after all they make up the bulk of Trump's political base) has permeated almost all parts of the American Progressive Movement.  And is only equaled by that expressed toward the Jewish State.  There they see a Zionist apartheid nation who has enslaved their peace-loving Arab brothers at gun point.  Make no mistake---those on the left would destroy the Jewish State of Israel as well as those awful deplorables in this country much in the same manner the Nazis marched off millions in their drive for that final solution.  What they seem to forget is that, this time the would be victims of the all powerful state have guns.  Although perhaps a few do realize this annoying fact, and are working hard to repeal that mistake made by the founding fathers---the Second Amendment.


Sunday, November 6, 2016

Patting a woman on the butt doesn't warrant a FBI Investigation

Donald Trump may have acted like an old Italian in the elevator and pinched a few butts.  But if stand too close to Hillary and her hands reaches toward your rear---grab your wallet.  Remember, there is a difference between murder and jaywalking!  Seriously, I feel we are about to elect a criminal as President and it's not Donald Trump.  But you Hillary supporters shouldn't worry too much----after all she will pardon herself and laugh all the way to the bank. 

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Elect Hillary and put a Spy for the Muslim Brotherhood in the White House

The top secret emails from Hillary to Huma Abedin Weiner that were found on husband Anthony's laptop are quite worrying, but just imagine having a Muslim Brotherhood spy in the White House should Hillary be elected.  Huma's connections with the Brotherhood are well documented.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Clinton Campaign to pass out Malt Liquor and Chicken Wing in Black Precincts to increase voter turnout

Black leaders in critical areas in Florida are telling the Clinton Campaign not to send Hillary to speak, just use that money to buy chicken wings and malt liquor to pass out near voting polling on election day!

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Is "Breaking News" becoming Passe, Public demands that Crystal Ball

There was a time in the distant past---one might say in the age of Troglodytes---when it took weeks if not years for news of the latest Woolly Mammoth kill to get from one cave to another.  However, time marches on, and with each passing decade the hands on the clock seem to move faster.  Today the demise of that Woolly Mammoth is flashed around the globe at the speed of light.  However, modern man, being that creature with an insatiable desire to cross the street before he even gets there is demanding something more modern than those antiquated "Breaking News" stories.  Contemporary  Homo sapiens, in many ways would like to bring back the soothsayer of ancient times and know the breaking news before it happens.  Sadly, there are some out there more than willing to cater to these individuals.  Breaking News and Soothsayer reports are beginning to merge.  A merger, that will lead---I fear---to a domination by the crystal ball.  A news cycle where "breaking news" is passe and where the soothsayers ascend to the throne.     

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Pushing the Nuke Button - Hillary and Trump

Hillary Clinton is now running ads in key battleground states implying that Donald would play fast and loose with our nukes and quickly press that ominous red button bringing about the end of the world and of course, Trump Tower and other Trump building across America.  The truth is that past, present and future actions of Democrats like Hillary will be far more likely to lead to a depressing of that Red Button either in Washington or in some enemy command bunker thousands of miles away.  Today's Democrat leaders seemed determined to reduce our existing military strength and just hope our enemies will see the goodness in our hearts and miraculously  reciprocate.  And then we can all sing Kumbaya as we march together toward that mythical Utopia that no one has ever found, because it just doesn't exist on this earth.