Wednesday, May 31, 2017

How the American Left views the White Man

Ever seen those old movies from the 1940's-60's. Remember those flicks, when the Indians were the bad guys and the early settlers were often the victims. Yep those were the good old days. But by the late 1960's things were changing and a new victim was taking stage center---the noble red man, the native American. Suddenly he was the great noble warrior, the one who was as one with nature. He was the NOBLE SAVAGE. And the white man, suddenly he was seen as the interloper, the stranger in the land, the EVIL ONE. Yes Hollywood and the American left turned the world upside down and began a great re-indoctrination of the American public. Movies such as "Dances With Wolves" and the recent "Avatar" depicted the Noble Savage, that one who is at peace with the environment and has a virtual love affair with the animals around him. Animals he killed and feed upon, just as that evil white man did in those distant times.

Welcome to the world of revisionist history. The picture that is now being painted by Hollywood and new text books is nothing more than a big lie. A lie intended to make the White Man the great villain and the cause of the worlds problems. Did the white man commit acts of unjustified violence against the native Americas? Was he occasionally a butcher? You bet he was! But was the native American an innocent victim who went through the forest blessing everything around him, the plants and animals---far from it. It was the native America who cut open the bellies of pregnant woman victims ripping the unborn from the womb and cutting off the heads of male victims and piling them before the great sun chief as was done during the massacre at Fort Rosalie near Natchez, Mississippi. Slavery, the American Indian practiced this long before the white man came to the shores of the new world. Defeated enemies were often turned into slaves especially women and young children and those captured enemies who could not be trusted were killed, often in torturous ways.

Hollywood and liberals please spare me and stop talking about the poor noble savage---there was nothing noble about him and equally nothing noble about the white soldiers who stormed in Indian villages killing women and children. Both were wrong by today's standards, but both were locked in a combat for control of the new world. The conflict was long and bloody and the white man won---nothing will change that fact, no movies, no wringing of hands, and certainly no liberal lies.
 Massacre at Fort Rosalie

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

University of Arizona Scholar Identifies as a Hippopotamus in Academic Journal

A visiting scholar at the University of Arizona claimed he identifies as a hippopotamus in a recently published article in an academic journal. 

Writing in the Journal of Theoretical Humanities, University of Arizona visiting scholar Florentin Félix Morin argued that his hippo alter-ego has allowed him to navigate the world free from the constraints that “govern human bodies.” 

This article explores the formation of a tranimal, hippopotamus alter-ego. Confronting transgender with transpecies, the author claims that his hippopotamus “identity” allowed him to (verbally) escape, all at once, several sets of categorization that govern human bodies (“gender,” “sexuality,” age). He starts with an account of how his metaphorical hippo-self is collectively produced and performed, distinguishing the subjective, the intersubjective and the social. The article then investigates the politics of equating transgender and transpecies, critically examining the question of the inclusion of “xenogenders” in the trans political movement. 

In the article, Morin claims that while he understands that he is not actually a hippopotamus, his theoretical exercise of being transspecies, or “tranimal,” provided him comfort as he came to terms with his real-life transgenderism.  More.....

Monday, May 29, 2017

Islam Part of America’s Founding, but thqnks to U.S. Marines at Tripoli it didn't play a bigger part

CNN’s W. Kamau Bell devoted a recent episode of his series United Shades of America to exploring Muslim and Arab communities. 

Aside from some interesting vignettes, the program is left-wing, anti-Trump propaganda that firmly establishes the network’s political bias. Bell also serves up some historical distortions of the sort spoonfed to undergraduates on politically-correct campuses, such as the claim that Islam has always been present in the U.S. 

“Islam has always been part of the American fabric,” one Muslim man in Detroit tells Bell at an anti-Trump event. “A lot of people think that Islam is from a foreign country, or is a foreign religion. It’s not — it’s very American.” He goes on to criticize “those more violent voices in our society” — and he does not mean radical Islamists. Bell is so impressed that he asks the man, “When are you running for mayor?”, comparing him to a “young Barack Obama.” 

 It was Obama who told the Muslim world in his Cairo speech in 2009: “Islam has always been a part of America’s story.” He offered a dubious proof: “The first nation to recognize my country was Morocco.” He also cited the Treaty of Tripoli, which was essentially an agreement to pay a bribe to Muslim pirates who had made a practice of kidnapping Americans. 

For CNN, the argument that Islam has “always” been present in the U.S. rests largely on the claim that a significant minority of black slaves were Muslim. On Saturday, CNN correspondent Dean Obeidallah claimed that “Islam has been here since the time of slavery, because ten to fifteen percent of the African slaves brought were Muslim. So Islam was here before the creation of the United States. It was actually part of the creation of the United States of America.” Bell’s interviewee raises the estimate, claiming that “during the slave trade, up to about 25 to 30% of the slaves came from areas where there were predominantly Muslim populations.”(Note that these claims leave out the role of Muslims in the slave trade itself, casting Muslims purely as victims.)  More.....

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified, Referred to Proper Authorities, Expected to Be Fired Soon

At least two separate news organizations are reporting that three distinct leakers have been identified at the White House and that President Donald Trump is expected to fire them when he returns from his first overseas trip. 

“CBS News has confirmed from two sources that three leakers of classified information at the White House have been identified and are expected to be fired,” CBS News reported this week, adding, “Officials within the Trump White House believe leaks of Mr. Trump’s conversation with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov are a ‘deliberate attempt’ by officials who are holdovers from President Obama’s administration and are trying to damage the Trump presidency.”  More.....

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Former President Obama's small Plane comes under attack during low pass over remote Kenyan Village

Although those in the media are desperately trying to suppress this story nevertheless details are beginning to leak out.  Apparently, ex-president Obama and a cadre of close "clinger-on's" were on their way to visit a tribe, somewhere in the remote Kenyan countryside near Mt. Kilimanjaro when their small plane, Air Force 44, came under attack.  Apparently the restless natives were upset with the former president for not carrying out his campaign promises of:  "a chicken in every pot(a phrase stolen from a former racist FDR Democratic governor of Louisiana--Huey Long)" and "a goat in every outhouse(another stolen phrase, this time from the Taliban)."

Friday, May 26, 2017

Spare a Snowflake. Don't show him this graphic image!

Should you come across some snowflake 
who has ventured from his Utopian safe space, 
please show a little mercy and spare him from this 
graphic view of the real world.
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On a totally unrelated subject.  Ever wonder why UFO sightings are down?

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Breaking News: Secret Message President Trump left at Western Wall in Jerusalem

Many have speculated about the content of the message President Trump slipped into a small crevice during his recent visit to the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The mystery has been solved due to stealth actions of an unidentified source who apparently approached the Wall under the cover of darkness and retrieved the note to God.  Apparently Trump was asking for guidance in governing the nation.  Nothing news worthy here, but what was most shocking was the short note was written in Russian.  Leading some to speculate that Melania might have written the message since she does speak Russian.  But as you might think, this obvious explanation was quickly dismissed by those in the media.  After all, it would not fit their narrative.  Because everyone knows that Donald Trump is a closet Russian agent.  And was trying to pass a coded message to his Russian handler.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Kim Jong-un in tears after vaporizing Vladimir Lenin Statue in Seattle while nuking that city

Sources deep in a vast underground bunker some 2000' below what use to be Pyongyang the former capital city of the DPRK are reporting that beloved leader Kim Jong-un is in tears after learning that the 16' high statue of Vladimir Lenin was vaporized during his nuclear attack on Seattle, Washington.  In a speech to his few remaining followers, the "Dear Leader" has pledged to replace that symbol of the glories of communism when his grand army enters America and destroys the forces of Imperialism.
It is also being reported that a close advisor to Kim; who had dared to tell him, he nuked the wrong city and should have selected one in Texas instead of that bastion of commie progressives in Seattle, has mysteriously gone missing from the bunker.  

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

CNN: Anonymous source confirms Trump-Russian connection. Melania is second cousin twice removed of Putin

CNN:  Breaking news, anonymous source has confirmed that Melania Trump, FLOTUS is the second cousin, twice removed of Valdimir Putin.  In other news, astroid-x2017 is expected to strike Earth just 3 days from now destroying all life on the planet.

Following the terrorist attack in Manchester, authorities are once more urging citizens to followed their 10 Step program

Following yesterday's terrorist attack in Manchester, England the authorities have once again resorted to the 10 tried and proven steps guaranteed to prevent future attacks.  Until such time the next one comes when they will once again go thru this time tested 10 Step program---etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.  We are all truly blessed to have such knowledgeable leaders protecting us from these poor misguided, mentally ill followers of the prophet.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

TRUMP OF ARABIA: "Put you faith in the sword and the sword in the Media"!


The above meme sums up my thoughts 
about President Trump's visit to Saudi Arabia!  
Think about it.
This could be an earth-shaking event!
PLEASE STEAL AND PASS ALONG.
  

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Journalism schools are now offering a degree in 'Anonymous Sources' to fill a grrowing demand because of the election of Trump

Do you hate Donald Trump? Is it your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? 

Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want? Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down to the floor leaving a trail of slime? 

Then mainstream media outlets, like the New York Times and Washington Post, would like to offer you a position as an ANONYMOUS SOURCE! 

Choose from a wide variety of openings in this exciting and dynamic new career field, with glamorous job titles ranging from Russian diplomat to one of James Comey’s third grade classmates. Or just be an anonymous source who confirms information provided by another anonymous source. You don’t even have to see it to confirm it.  More.....

Cher: Old, Out-of-Touch Democrats ‘F*cked Up’ the 2016 Election


Pop icon Cher says that old, out-of-touch Democrats and their flawed messaging is the reason why Donald Trump won the election. In an extensive interview with Billboard published Friday, the 70-year-old singer said the old Democratic party leaders flat-out failed to connect with younger voters. “The Democrats f*cked up so bad in their message, and how old [the leadership] is,” Cher said. “You’ve got to pray that old people die before young people can get involved with the party.”  More....

Friday, May 19, 2017

San Francisco Illegal Aliens are abstaining from food stamp out of fear they would be detected by ICE

Illegal aliens in San Francisco have reportedly begun abstaining from food stamps in the belief it will help them avoid being detecting by the Trump administration. In fact, so many residents have turned against food stamps that “the city is concerned. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, local Human Services Agency director Trent Rhorer has noted that “households with one illegal” are wondering how much information will reach administration officials if they use food stamps, also known as CalFresh. Eligible families also wonder “whether the administration will cut food stamp benefits to immigrants.”  More....

The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming! Battle cry of the New Democratic Socialist Party of the USSA

Mainstream media outlets are currently having screaming hissy fits over unsubstantiated reports that Donald Trump, noted lunatic, actually held a meeting with disgusting, potentially world-destroying Russian bastards and told them top secret anti-terror information which has only been widely reported in the world's newspapers since last March. 

This action is apparently the opening of the seventh seal, and the immediate cue for impending Armageddon, impeachment, or yet another humorless SNL skit for Alec "Duck Lips" Baldwin. 

Owing to the fact that we don't believe anything from the Left-leaning media these days, we find it very hard to get excited about all of this. However, in the interest of at least trying to understand the Liberals' mindset on all of this, we've invented a fun game - and you can play along!  More.....

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

North Korea Nukes Seattle as Comey out President Trump as a Russian Agent


While the people in downtown Seattle were digging out from yesterday's North Korean nuclear attack with the assistance of those few first responders still standing.  Suburbanites living outside the blast area in their gated progressive communities rushed to newsstands to get the latest headlines about the growing Russian-Trump scandal.

In related news, the campuses of both the University of Washington and Washington State are already seeing large anti-war protest.  While in the eastern part of the state, lumberjacks and others are rushing to enlist for the impending war on the Asian mainland..

Additionally according to officials at the University of Washington's statistics department an estimated 250,000 died in the attack on Seattle, a city of some 3.7 million people, when the Hiroshima sized nuke hit.  While at the same time President Trump's out of control retaliation on the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, a city of some 3 million souls resulted in an estimated 2.5 million deaths.  Furthermore the facility UW has now voted to condemn Trump for his over-reaction on what was obviously a breakdown of diplomacy between the two states! 

    

Monday, May 15, 2017

NRA sponsors Water Pistol Safari for members of PETA and the DNC

FOLLOWING AN ALMOST TWO YEAR STUDY OF THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBABWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL. THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES. AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND NUMEROUS DEMOCRAT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, INCLUDING SENATE MINORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION. BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI. THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR. HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION. MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS. WE CAN ONLY HOPE!

It should be noted, that like most, we condemn the killing of Cecil, particularly the luring of  the old fellow from his protected area.  We are simply pointing out the absolute insanity of those who would use this in their fight against hunters and the Second Amendment. 

Time Warp: Barack Obama elected President in 1940

IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN CANDIDATE, BARACK OBAMA, HAS DEFEATED PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT IN HIS BID FOR A THIRD TERM. THE LITTLE KNOWN SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS WON A NARROW VICTORY IN THE THREE MAN RACE RUNNING ON THE AMERICAN SOCIALIST PARTY TICKET WITH THE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN OF "PEACE IN OUR TIME". PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA IN HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE FOLLOWING THE ELECTION PROMISED TO VETO THE LEND LEASE BILL PROVIDING AID TO GREAT BRITAIN SHOULD SUCH A MEASURE REACH HIS DESK. ADDITIONALLY, COMMENTING ON THE BEHEADING DEATH OF AN AMERICAN NEWSMAN IN OCCUPIED FRANCE AT THE HANDS OF NAZI STORM TROOPERS THE PRESIDENT ELECT PROMISED TO USE THE FULL FORCE OF THE FBI, UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF DIRECTOR J. EDGAR HOOVER, TO BRING THOSE RESPONSIBLE TO JUSTICE. AT THE SAME NEWS CONFERENCE BARACK OBAMA SAID HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BEGIN NEGOTIATIONS WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE JAPANESE EMPIRE TO ASSURE A NON-AGGRESSION TREATY BETWEEN JAPAN AND THE UNITED STATES. ADDITIONALLY, THE PRESIDENT ELECT, PROMISED THAT ONE OF HIS FIRST ORDERS AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WOULD BE TO REMOVE THE AMERICAN NAVEL PACIFIC FLEET FROM PEARL HARBOR AS IT WAS DOING LITTLE BUT PRESENTING A THREAT TO THE PEACEFUL PEOPLE OF JAPAN. ADDITIONALLY, OBAMA PROMISED TO UPHOLD HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE AND ENTER INTO IMMEDIATE NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEADERS OF THE GERMAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF ADOLPH HITLER. NEGOTIATIONS THAT HE HOPED WOULD CODIFY THE HARD FOUGHT GAINS OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE ON THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE. THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY WAS PREMATURELY CUT SHORT IN 1944 AS GERMAN TROOPS MARCHED DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVE TO THE ABANDONED WHITE HOUSE.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Racist solutions to Chicago's soaring shooting rates


Shootings in the windy city topped the 4,000 mark in 2016 with no end in sight for the staggering increase in what is becoming the the nations most extensive outbreak of air-borne lead poisoning in this country's history.  Even soon-to-be President Trump has tweeted on this alarming statistic.  Trump has warned city officials that their failure to control this would result in federal action.  Meanwhile suggestions are flooding in to the office of Trumps transition team on ways to stem this increase in what is obviously black on black gang violence.  One such solution would have all males ages 13-39 with gang tattoos in the afflicted areas be given $20,000 for turning in their firearms and submitting to a vasectomy.  After all shooting blanks never hurt anyone.  Seriously the thought behind this suggestion is that voluntary population control of those obviously having certain genetic deficiencies would lead to a more peaceful community at some point in the future.  Stats also confirm that the birth rate among unwed mothers would be sharply reduced, thereby dramatically decreasing the out-of-control demands on the virtually bankrupt welfare system.  Of course this suggestion was quickly condemned as being racist by those politicians who depend on the gang-banger vote for their place at the public trough. 
One suggestion that really peaked my attention, was one that would have would have mandated partial lobotomies for those afflicted with itchy finger syndrome and "yo mamma" fixations.  However, this was quickly discarded after famous brain surgeon, Ben Carson insisted this to be impractical because on the minuscule amount of grey matter found in those afflicted.  At any rate, this suggestion was quickly tossed out by politicians in Chicago as not only being racist, but fascist as well.  Maybe the best idea for the eventual elimination of gun violence in Chicago came from an employee of Remington Fire Arms an endorsed by President Trump, who recommended flooding the most afflicted areas with thousands of his companies latest military grade fully automatic rifles replete with unlimited ammo, while at the same time closing all surrounding hospitals and locking down all ambulance services.

THIS RAMBLING BIT OF SATIRE WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON SEVERAL OF MY OTHER SITES!          

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Harvard Conservative Club awarded Presidential of Freedom Medal by President Trump

After providing their favorite liberal professor with an all expense paid safari to Kenya the students at the Harvard  Campus Conservative Club have been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Trump.  This prestigious honor was bestowed on the Clubs 3 members for their above and beyond humanitarian efforts in assisting their distraught teacher overcome his grief brought on by the election of Donald Trump!  When asked how they felt about receiving the nation's highest civilian award the three replied, "we only wish we could have done more.  Next time, we'll try and send at least a dozen of more of our deserving professors on this life-changing adventure."
And for those morbid souls who are wondering what book the deserving professor was reading when he came face to face with the real world.  Well, that remains somewhat of a mystery because two books were found among the remains at the campsite---one was Karl Marx's, Das Kapital and the other Barack Obama's, Dreams from my Father.    

Friday, May 12, 2017

Trump and the Press, the Music goes round and around

CNN has just released a shocking image taken by an anonymous source inside the White House.  The image is purported to show an array of Russian themed ties in President Trump's dresser drawers.  According to this unidentified source the ties were gifts from Vladimir Putin to his most loyal supporter, POTUS.  Following the release of the photo, a Russian ex-patriot, who had at one time worked in the Kremlin, contacted a West Wing staffer and produced an identical photo taken some years ago in the Russian president's personal quarters.  CNN is now claiming they were duped and this was nothing but an elaborate hoax concocted by none other, than Donald Trump himself, to discredit the most trusted news outlet in the world.  

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Viagra stuffed Parrot, tries to make it with frozen Chicken

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.  Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them. 

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.  Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and it's hours later before he remembers the parrot. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.  "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"  The parrot pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?

San Francisco Gun store goes into lockdown over report an "active university professor" roving the grounds

Recently, the only remaining Gun Store in the San Francisco Bay area was forced to go into lock down over reports of an "active university professor" roving the grounds.  The store had been the target of numerous break-in attempts.  However, those efforts were thwarted by  a massive 25 ton steel door purchased at a surplus military auction at Cheyenne Mountain near Colorado Springs. A door that was deemed unnecessary to protect NORAD during the Obama administration.  A door that was considered  obsolete due to our thawing relations with Russia.  Relations, that were vastly improved due to the work of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her infamous 'reset button'.  However, a door that is now being replaced by President Trump with a bigger and better one aptly nick-named 'The Mother of all Doors'.        

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Stephen Colbert's audience cheered when he announced Trump fired Comey

Stephen Colbert, of cock holster fame, was shocked when his liberal infested audience cheered upon hearing that President Trump has fired FBI Director, James Comey.  Apparently the foul-mouthed comedian had thought his sheepish followers would bust out in tears.  It seems that those who fill  the seats of the CBS Late Show cannot really think for themselves.  In effect, mindless zombies that must be lead by the nose like some worn-out bull headed thru the slaughterhouse door.  Colbert should be aware that he is the foul mouth piece of the liberal left and his followers must be told what to think. 
Here is the video, enjoy!

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Ex-President Obama re-ignites debate on the Environment dangers posed by Bovine Flatulents

Many may recall President Trump's promise during the campaign to scrap the Paris Climate accord.  A one sided agree with many nations to cut green house emissions.  However, recently it as been learned that many inside the West Wing are oppose to this position.  And the President, himself has delayed action on withdrawing from the Accord until after the G-7 meeting on May 26-27 at Taormina, Italy.  Furthermore it should be noted that in a recent speech ex-President Obama (damn I like the sound of that), has urged Americans to consume less steak.  It seems that cow herds are responsible for releasing vast quantities of green house gas by their constant farting.  Of course, he had little to say about our 'bean-eating' border jumpers from Mexico.  At any rate because of recent interest again in the continuing debate, I'm including a recent bit of satire I wrote some time ago.
 

"A recent study done at the prestigious Sam Houston Institution of Technology better know as S.H.I.T. has found that flagellant emissions by Vegan's was three times higher than that of people who have a mixed diet of meat and vegetables. The extensive study was conducted over a five year period and included the participation of some 5,000 volunteers divided evenly between meat-eaters and non-meat eaters. Some environmentalist groups and P.E.T.A. located in San Francisco are already questioning the legitimacy of this report claiming that S.H.I.T. has large endowments from wealthy cattle ranchers, adding this report does not pass the smell test. Additionally, F.A.R.T. the Federal Association of Retired Tomato-growers has condemned the report. However, members of the Board of Regents at S.H.I.T. are standing by the results. Furthermore they are now claiming that by eating meat people are, in fact, cutting down on green house gas emissions countering the argument by environmental groups that livestock are contributing to global warming and therefore should be taxed accordingly. Scientist at S.H.I.T. point out a well know fact to back up their findings, "Bean-eaters fart more than Big Mac eaters".
Meanwhile inside sources at the White House indicate many of the staff are in disarray over the contents of this reports with some staffers and interns calling for a separate eating areas for the Vegans in the cafeteria and a designated Vegan break areas outside. As of this time President Trump hasn't yet taken a position on these rapidly developing events. The situation on Capital Hill is about the same with some meat-eating Senators demanding Vegans be excluded from certain "closed door hearings". Things appear to be spinning out of control as both sides harden their positions. A few of the meat-eating Senators are now calling for a special tax to be levied on all beans sold in the country to buy carbon credits. The senior senator from Texas is planning to introduce a bill calling for a nationwide ban on Vegans in all public eating places, and in all closed places where large crowd gather. Again the President's position is unclear on this fast moving story. Outside the White House protesters from both sides are gathering with those on the Vegan side hurling unseen missiles at the meat-eaters!
Capital police with gas masks have be observed arresting some of the Vegans and hauling them off in Hazmat vehicles. As this situation unfolds trading on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange has been wild with cattle futures soaring while bean futures are tumbling with most other commodities remaining stable. Meanwhile the man on the street was saying these stinking politicians have finally been exposed and he was grateful to S.H.I.T. Although President Trump's public position remains neutral some White House correspondences report overhearing some muffled remarks yesterday as the president left the safety of the Oval Office. The meaning of these unguarded remarks is yet to be aired."

Monday, May 8, 2017

Macron wins French election, victory for Political Correctness and would be Terrorist

The citizens of Paris are cheering in the streets today following the election Sunday of Macron as president of the republic.  Cheering just as they did in 1938 following the almost unprecedented  diplomatic victory of British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain over the German Fuhrer, Adolph Hitler at Munich!  An victory that was fleeting  and lead to Nazi troops marching into Paris just a few years later.  The French are a happy carefree people and fun to be around, but on the other hand they are utter fools who have forgotten history.  

Sunday, May 7, 2017

My memories of Mexico and the stark reality that time has presented

As an impressible young man thoroughly indoctrinated by the media of that day, which only consisted of NBC, CBS and ABC.  I found myself drawn to the struggles of the Cuban peasants under the leadership of Fidel Castro, his side kick Che Chaveria  and their struggle against American Imperialism.  And yes, I am that old.  Hell, I even considered going to that island nation and joining the forces of liberation.  Of course, as with most young people there was a song that inspired the emotions I was experiencing at the moment.  That was Joan Baez's, Guantanamera.  Joan was a member of the anti-war movement of the early 1960's.  Of course that only applied to the war in Vietnam and not the war of Fidel Castro.  You can click on the below square to hear the song.  Actually, until this day, I love it.  But the revolution was an utter disaster for the Cuban people.  It seems some will never learn from history in their search for that mythical Utopia.  You may want to listen to the music as you view the below post.  Or perhaps click on the below square to hear the sounds of Regional Mexican Music.  A sound I also love.  Unfortunately time has taken many of my friends south of the border, but I do still correspond with those left in Mexico City, Acapulco and Ciudad Victoria.  I should add most of my friends to the south, are keenly aware of the efforts of liberals in this country to demonize those that oppose illegal immigration.  Illegal immigration is  something they do not condone.    
    

       
 CLICK TOP FOR JOAN BAEZ, BOTTOM FOR MEXICAN REGIONAL
A LOT OF GOOD LOOKERS AND A FEW.......WELL YOU KNOW!
ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR BLONDES AND BOOBS!
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE KEEPERS!
HAVE A DRINK WITH US.
ACAPULCO BEACH PATROL
CALETA BEACH IN THE OLD PART OF TOWN.
EL PRESIDENTE HOTEL ON MAIN DRAG.  STAYED HERE IN 1977 ON THE 6th FLOOR.  THREE OF US GUYS. REMEMBER MY DRUNKEN FRIEND TOSSING A CHAIR OFF THE BALCONY INTO THE SWIMMING POOL.  VERY EARLY ONE MORNING, FORTUNATELY NO ONE IN POOL.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT THE BULL RING IN OLD TOWN.  DRANK A LOT OF CERVEZA THERE.
WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS BULL RING EARLY ONE MORNING WITH A YOUNG THING I PICKED UP THE NIGHT BEFORE IN THE ZONA ROJA (RED LIGHT DISTRICT).  SHE WAS POINTING TO MY WATCH.  THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO KNOW THE TIME.  HELL NO, SHE WANTED MY WATCH.  SEEMED I RAN OUT OF MONEY THE NIGHT BEFORE AND PROMISED IT TO HER FOR THAT NIGHT'S TRICK.  IT WASN'T AN EXPENSIVE ONE.
VIEW FROM THE BALCONY OF THE SELENE APARTMENTS.  STAYED HERE WITH THE WIFE ON MY LAST TRIP TO ACAPULCO.  MY WILD BACHELOR YEARS WERE OVER.
CLIFF DIVER AS SEEN FROM THE MIRADOR HOTEL.  VERY POPULAR WITH TOURIST.  ALSO YOU CAN SEE FRANK SINATRA'S OLD HOME FROM HERE.
YOU GUESSED IT.  WHORES IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
HAVE NEVER BEEN DOWN FOR NEW YEAR'S, BUT THE ABOVE IS FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE 2017
ANOTHER SCENE FROM THE MIRADOR HOTEL AND THE WALKWAY DOWN TO A SPOT TO WATCH THE CLIFF DIVERS.
THIS SHOT COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF TOWN A WAYS ON THE ROAD TO THE AIRPORT
BOOBS ANYONE?
NOTHING STAYS THE SAME.  CRIME HAS SOARED AND PARAMILITARY POLICE UNITS NOW PATROL THE BEACHES AT SOME LOCATIONS.  THIS SCENE IS FROM CALETA BEACH WITH THE HOTEL CALETA IN THE BACKGROUND.
YES, YOU SEE A LOT OF POLICE IN PLAIN CLOTHES ON THE BEACHES AND STREETS.  AND I SHOULD ADD, AROUND THE BANKS.  OCCASIONALLY BANDITS COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS AND TAKE A STAB AT THE LOCAL BANKO
A COMMON SITE THESE DAYS
THEY ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT
MORE POLICE OR PERHAPS REGULAR ARMY ON THE BEACH
PROBABLY TAKEN NEAR A BANK OR SOME GOVERNMENT BUILDING
FISHERMAN WILL OFTEN SELL THEIR CATCH ON THE BEACH. 
CUTE COP
NOT SO CUTE COP