Friday, June 30, 2017

Carnal Lust of "Big Foot" unleashed on Unsuspecting Voluptuous Blonde

On her first trip to the great American outdoors, a voluptuous city blonde goes on the deck of her remote wilderness lodge early one morning, just before her jog down the winding mountain path.  For some inexplicable reason the young lady, decides to expose her bodacious ta ta's to the forest creatures below. 
Unbeknown to the titty flashing blonde, hidden eyes are watching from the forest floor.  Hidden eyes, that focused squarely on the sensuous body of the young ripe blonde above.

A short while later the blonde begins her morning trek down the mountain trail.  Still completely unaware of the great hairy brute following.  A brute whose carnal lust could no longer be restrained, despite his instinct to avoid contact with humans.  

Suddenly and with warning the enormous creature sprang from the shadows snatching the unsuspecting girl and dragging her back into the green foliage of his forest lair.

What repeatedly occurred for the next several days was something best reserved for the makers of XXX porn films.  Fortunately, the exhausted and totally ravished young blonde was able to escape as the lustful beast fell into a deep sleep while holding his placid but still prodigious phallus.

After hours of wondering through the tangled undergrowth the blonde is discovered by members of a search party.  At which time one of the Forest Rangers asked if she had seen any sign of Big Foot as there had been some earlier reports of sightings.  The blondes reply was simple and to the point, "Big Foot my ass, if you only knew the half of it."  The disheveled damsel further stated that for some inexplicable reason she no longer had the urge to hookup with NFL players or men from Texas.
by Ron Russell   

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Budweiser Stuns Nation; Releases 4th of July Ad That Has Conservatives in Awe

If this doesn’t make you bleed red, white, and blue for the rest of the year, I don’t know what will. I mean, what’s more American than beer, Marines, Star Wars and helping veterans? 

Star Wars star Adam Driver (better known as Kylo Ren) is a Marine veteran who has achieved his dream of becoming an actor. Now, he wants to give back, with the help of Budweiser’s “Folds Of Honor” program. 

This is the kind of behavior we should see from everyone from Hollywood. While it doesn’t have to be veterans and/or their families receiving the charitable givings, everyone should help out, not demand the that government take my tax dollars to do it. 

This is the most heartwarming thing I’ve seen all year, and to be honest, it restores my faith in Hollywood. Like most conservatives, I’m quick to make blanket statements about actors and actresses being left-wing whine-bags, but that’s not entirely true. There are good people among the elites, but they’re not the ones who are screaming and demanding attention.   Read more.....

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Seriously SICK Man Found Having ‘Relations’ With Donkey- Now Owner Demands ‘Shot-Gun’ Wedding?!

In Roadhouse, a village in Limpopo Province, South Africa, equus asinus marriage has become an issue. A local farmer, having caught a perverted bestiality focused intruder with his donkey more than once, is now demanding the man marry the donkey. 

The farmer has approached the village elders for justice, saying, ‘When I went to him he said he was sorry about it but I’m not satisfied as it was not for the first time that he committed the same act.’ 

The acting Headman Daniel Ngobeni,said,’Because of the man’s absence we have transferred the matter to the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council. Secretary of the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council, Thompson Ntlamu, is investigating and said,’We summoned the man and he will appear to answer to charges against him.’ 

Only time will tell if this desperate depraved man will say ‘I do’ to a donkey. But one thing is for sure, the entire situation is asinine. In addition to the utter immorality of having sex with animals, there’s the question of disease or danger. One can only hope this guy gets a swift kick. The Bible, God’s word, has something to say about this. In Leviticus 18:23, it says: 

“A man must not defile himself by having sex with an animal. And a woman must not offer herself to a male animal to have intercourse with it. This is a perverse act.”  Read more..... 

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Mosque Attacks Part and Parcel of Living in a Big City

After the clean-cut racist white man ran down worshipers at the Finsbury Park Mosque, the press was quick to announce the race and motivation of the clean-cut racist white man immediately. 

We also know the motivation for clean-cut racist white man - it was clearly a hate crime and Islamophobia - did we mention that he was a clean-cut racist white man? 

For once, the motivation and race of the perpetrators of this crime are known immediately and broadcast to the world in the headline. 

Londonistan mayor, Sadiq Khan, has said that these mosque attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city... no, wait...  Read more.....

Friday, June 23, 2017

Protester Arrested for Throwing Food, Punches at Trump Rally

On Wednesday, a protester named Anne Seifert, who is 22 years-old, got into a fight outside of the Trump rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. She threw an egg, kicked and punched a man who was videoing the protesters. She has now been charged with assault over it and rightly so. She claimed the man was trying to provoke them. These moonbat protesters who have an insane hatred of President Trump, don’t need to be provoked. They are already unhinged. 

Seifert was arrested without incident Wednesday evening near the U.S. Cellular Center, where Trump later addressed supporters. It doesn’t look like she has an attorney yet and the details are sketchy about her actions. Online court records show that Seifert was released from Linn County Jail on bond. She is charged with one count of assault. Cedar Rapids public safety spokesman Greg Buelow said that four people were cited for peddling at the rally and 17 protesters were escorted out of the event. All the while, Trump supporters chanted USA! USA!

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa – Authorities say a protester has been charged with assault after a fracas outside the rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, for President Donald Trump. 

Police say 22-year-old Anne Seifert was arrested after Wednesday evening’s incident near the U.S. Cellular Center, where Trump later addressed supporters. A public phone listing for her couldn’t be found Friday. Online court records don’t list the name of an attorney who could comment for her.   Read more.....

Man Who Stabbed Police Officer In Michigan Airport Is Canadian Muslim

The attacker armed with a knife that stabbed a Flint airport police officer Wednesday morning has been identified as Canadian resident Amor M. Ftouhi. 

The officer, Lt. Jeff Neville was stabbed in the neck, by Ftouhi, and was critically injured but has now been upgraded to satisfactory condition. Ftouhi was arrested at the scene by Neville, helped by another police member, a fire department member and a maintenance worker. 

Ftouhi appeared in a Flint federal court tonight and heard the charges against him. He was then given a court appointed attorney, according to the Associated Press. 

The FBI, in a press conference Wednesday afternoon, is considering it a lone wolf terror attack at Bishop International Airport. Special Agent in Charge David P. Gelios said that Ftouhi was yelling “Allahu Akbar” as he randomly approached Neville and began stabbing him at about 9:45 a.m. 

“The suspect said (during the stabbing) ‘You have killed people in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan and we are all going to die,'” Gelios said, adding that the knife Ftouhi used was a 12-inch knife with an 8-inch serrated blade. 

Ftouhi is described as a 49-year-old man from Quebec, who entered the country on June 16 from Lake Champlain, New York. He has no known ties or connection to the Flint area and did not have an airline ticket when he entered the airport. The FBI is investigating how he entered the country and said that Canadian investigators are working cooperatively on the case across the border.   Read more.....

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-21-17

College Professor Calls Whites ‘Inhuman @ssholes’ and Says ‘Let Them Die’    
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Trump Was Right: Study Shows As Many as 5.7 Million Illegals May Have Voted  Read more.....

The Trump Administration Just Hand Delivered BRUTAL News to Hillary Clinton

Looks like Hillary Clinton isn’t out of the woods after all. The State Department has just opened an official inquiry into her possible mishandling of classified information once again. That is very, very good news. It looks like the Trump administration has had it with the left and their never ending attacks against him, when the real criminal here is Hillary Clinton and… Barack Obama, I might add. Her aides are going to be raked over as well… every single one of them belong in prison in my book. 

Hillary’s attorney is claiming: “Nothing’s been more thoroughly dissected. It’s over. Case closed. Literally.” Sorry Charlie, it’s not over until the State Department says it’s over. And people could have their security clearances yanked over this. It’s about freaking time. Senator Grassley is also digging on Clinton meddling in a Bangladeshi corruption probe to help a Clinton Foundation donor. Nailing this sea hag should be a no-brainer. There’s so much corruption surrounding the Hildabeast, it took real effort to let her walk. But the State Department is doing a ‘Do-Over’ and this time, let’s pray that Clinton goes down for her crimes. 

The State Department has opened a formal inquiry into the possible mishandling of classified information by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her aides. 

Clinton and her staffers still have security clearances which could be revoked depending on the outcome of the investigation. 

The inquiry will be looking into whether Clinton and her aides violated government rules with her use of a private email server while serving as the nation’s top diplomat. 

Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, confirmed the department’s formal inquiry to Fox News.   Read more.....

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-20-17

Lawyers Push to Establish Personhood Rights for Chimpanzees  
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Heidi Montag's Big Melons   
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Award-winning Matador, Ivan Fandino, Horrifically Gored To Death By Bull In Arena    
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They Cut Baby From the Womb, Force Mother to WATCH What They Did to the Newborn  Read more.....

DEMANDS That Whites Open Bank Accounts Solely to Pay Reparations For Their Ancestors Owning Slaves   
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Author Explains How Electromagnetic Pulse Attack Can Destroy North America   
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Monday, June 19, 2017

Conservative News and Commentary 6-19-17

LIBERALS TAKE NOTE! This Is What Happens When Criminals Attempt Home Invasion On ARMED Owners   
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Welfare Fraudsters Using FOOD STAMPS To Buy HEROINE!   
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Difference between Islamic Terrorist and Far Left Domestic Terrorist is Shrinking 
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Megyn Kelly gets Played    
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Donald Trump Jr. Slams BBC Over ‘Misleading’ Jerusalem Terrorist Attack Headline    
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T.J. Miller: Role of Comedy Changed with ‘This Motherf***er in the White House’   
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Sunday, June 18, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-18-17

Police BUST Teacher For Sex With Student, Then Police Make A Second Horrid Discovery About Her   
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Mad Dog Mattis Tells Generals Forget Obama’s Anti-ISIS Strategy Plan – It’s Time To Annihilate Them!   
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Latest Issue 'Poor Me' Magazine, Trump-Comey Edition    
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Media portrayal of Comey as a sex symbol is over-inflated   
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North Korea returns lazy American    
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Investigate Bernie Sanders for Collusion with Ball Park Shooter    
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Welfare Fraudsters Using FOOD STAMPS To Buy HEROINE!

That’s it…I’m done with all these stories coming out how Americans and ‘NOT’ Americans are abusing the system and ruining it for people who actually deserve assistance. Shut down food stamps and start up the soup lines, and I’ll bet people start working again. This is disgusting. 

We have people who are feeding their addictions and creating even greater darkness to control their lives by using their food stamps now!?!?!? To buy heroine!?!?!? This is worse than disgusting, this is a serious problem. People like this are created by poor leadership. Like what we had for the last 8 years… 

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish…he can feed himself, his family, and those in need for the rest of his life. However, that’s not how things have been running for far too long, and now all we have are people who not only want someone to give them a fish, but they want that person to gut it, cook it, serve it, and feed it to them as well. We are so doomed! 

Several people in Pennsylvania were charged with allegedly stealing a total of $287,000 worth of welfare benefits in April, with some of the benefits being used to buy heroin, according to Pennsylvania’s Office of the Inspector General. 

The Office of the Inspector General expects to recover a total of $287,659 from the charges filed, mostly from food stamp fraud, Lehigh Valley Live reported. 

The alleged fraudsters stole $187,241 in Supplemental Nutrition Assistant Program benefits, $46,494 in subsidized day care, $37,052 in government-funded benefits such as Medicaid, $11,348 in monetary assistance, and $5,523 in the Low Income Energy Assistance Program.   Read more......

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-17-17

MAGA! Border Patrol Chief Just Gave Americans Construction Date – Time To Build A Wall!   
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Warmists Sue Trump Admin Over Failure To Enforce Costly Household Appliance Rule   
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After Man Harassed Woman Over Her Tight Pants That Violate His Religious Beliefs – He Pays the Price   
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Katy Perry’s Father Calls On Us To Pray For His Daughter- “People ask ‘How could you have a daughter like that?’   
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Vietnam Vet Finally Awarded With Medal Of Honor From Trump – His Story Is INCREDIBLE!  
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Homeland Security Chief Cancels Program Protecting Illegal Alien Parents 
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Friday, June 16, 2017

Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch calls for blood in the streets to Resist Trump

The call for blood was only two months ago for Loretta Lynch, the 83rd Attorney General of the United States of America — the nation’s top law enforcement officer — as she released a video asking for revolution, insurrection, and mass violence in the streets, all because they despise Trump. 

If you are trying to connect the dots of the crazed murderer and liberal activist James T. Hodgkinson, to his driving motivation, Lynch would be a great start as she had said the following on her video: 

“We have always had to work to move this country forward to achieve the great ideals of our Founding Fathers. They’ve marched, they’ve bled, yes some of them have died. This is hard. Every good thing is. We have done this before; we can do this again.”

See how Lynch introduced her line? “we can do this again.”  Read more.....

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-16-17

If Hawaii is serious about joining the Paris Climate Accord they must.....  
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Patrick Buchanan: Are We Nearing a Civil War?  
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Death by a thousand cuts or Shakespeare in the Park  
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The Congressional Shooting Was A Left Wing Assault On Democracy  
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20 Liberal Calls For Violence Against Conservatives in Quotes   
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Car dealership response to bum who rejected $10 an hr. as he makes more money panhandling goes viral   
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If Hawaii is serious about joining the Paris Climate Accord they must.....

Since President Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate accord, some western states have threatened to have their states rejoin that man-made disaster.  Even as I write this, the state of Hawaii is attempting to join the accord.  However, those UN bureaucrats that enforce the terms of that agreement are insisting that the Aloha State cap the globes largest single emitter of hydrocarbons----'Mount Mauna Loa'.  For over 400,000 years Mauna Loa has been spewing it's pollution into the atmosphere.  Now that leading scientist around the world are in agreement that, man can indeed control the climate, it's time the state of Hawaii stepped to the plate and plugged this environmental disaster.  However, there is some resistance to this in the state with many leaders claiming the capping of this natural wonder would endanger the state's tourist based economy.  Radical environmentalist on the other hand insist that Mauna Loa must be capped in order to save the planet.  Additionally, they contend the 200,000+ flights annually of large airliners to the region, serving no other function than to bring non-productive tourist to this island paradise, must stop.  There is some good news here however---these astute scientist and environmental activist will all be dead and gone long before Mauna Loa will ever be plugged.    

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Rep. Steve King: Violence Appearing in Streets, ‘Coming From the Left’

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) blasted the angry left on Wednesday at the scene of a shooting earlier in the day that wounded House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA), an aide, and two Capitol Police. 

“America has been divided,” King said, according to the Washington Post. “And the center of America is disappearing, and the violence is appearing in the streets, and it’s coming from the left.” 

Asked whether the shooting was politically motivated, he said he did not know why the gunman did what he did. 

However, King pointed at anger and demonstrations against Trump, according to the Post:  Read More >

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Remembering the Last Hunt of Justice Antonin Scalia

Justice Antonin Scalia left this world exactly one year and four months ago while doing what he loved most---hunting.  The below is a satirical account of his last hunt:

"It was the second day of what was planned to be a three day Quail hunt on the sprawling 30,000 acre Cibolo Creek Ranch in the Big Bend section of Texas near the Mexican border. Earlier that morning Justice Scalia has bagged his third Mexican Quail of the day, complete with backpack. Although the Justice didn't have a NRA tag for the third one, he decided to keep the border-jumping quail and pay the $00.50 fine to NRA authorities before leaving the state. However, the highlight of the day occurred shortly after noon when Justice Scalia spied that rarest of all critters on the ranch---a Progressive Millennial who had had recently left the indoctrination center at the University of Texas and traveled to the remote Big Bend country, also in search of the border-jumping Mexican quail so he could escort them to a local government sanctioned refuge somewhere on the west coast. Needless to say Scalia took advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scalia further stated, he would not accept the $10,000 dollar bounty placed on this unwelcome visitor by the Lone Star Republic, but instead donate it to the general fund of "The National Right to Life Committee". And so ended the Last Hunt of Justice Antonin Scalia."

Recently rumors have begun to circulate the billionaire Donald Trump, now President Trump has purchased the final trophies of Justice Scalia from the family.  Trophies he now has hidden away somewhere in Trump Tower.