Why Obama doesn't like Coal Miners

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WY OBAMA DOESN'T LIKE COAL MINERS?  SIMPLE--COAL MINERS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF RACIST OLD WHITE MEN RUNNING AROUND IN BLACK-FACE AND ACTUALLY WORKING FOR A LIVING.  THE NERVE OF THESE OLD CRACKERS.  AFTER ALL WE DON'T EVEN ALLOW CLOWNS TO WEAR OBAMA MASKS.  RACIST CLOWNS AND COAL MINERS MUST BE BANNED AND WE MUST STAMP OUT THE FACE (BLACK FACE) OF RACISM WHERE IT RAISES IT UGLY HEAD.  COAL MINING MUST BE BANNED, NOT BECAUSE IT IS HARMING THE REAL PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT, BUT BECAUSE MINERS PARADING AROUND IN BLACK FACE ARE SENDING A RACIST MESSAGE TO THE MANY AMERICANS WHO SEE THESE MEN IN "BLACK FACE" ON A DAILY BASIS.  BLACK FACE MUST BE BANNED FOREVER---AL JOLSON DO YOU HEAR US.  AND WHILE WE BANNING COAL MINERS LET'S ALSO BAN THAT TERRIBLE RACIST WORD "MAMMY"  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE IMAGE AND THE IDEA FOR THIS POST.