How to enjoy Obama Speeches

I used to avoid listening to Obama's speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech........

Rules for Bull$hit Bingo:

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bull$hit Bingo Card"

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULL$HIT!"