FLATUS, MICHELLE OBAMA, USING THE ALMOST UNLIMITED POWER GIVEN TO HER UNDER "ARTICLE I" OF THE CONSTITUTION HAS MANDATED THAT SCHOOL CHILDREN EAT WHAT SHE HAS DEEMED NECESSARY WHEN THEY ARE FORCED TO VISIT THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT SOME IN MICHELLE'S INNER CIRCLE ARE SEEKING TO EXPAND THIS PROGRAM TO THE HOME DINNER TABLE. ALTHOUGH WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT NO ONE OF THE FIRST LADY'S STAFF WOULD CONFIRM THIS. HOWEVER, THE FLATUS LUNCH HAS HIT A SNAG---IT SEEMS THAT THE KIDS JUST WANT EAT THE SLOP. SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS ARE ALSO COMPLAINING THAT THEY ARE RUNNING SHORT ON TRASH CANS IN THE CAFETERIA AS THEY ARE ALL RUNNING OVER WITH UNEATEN FOOD. TO COMPLICATE THE MATTER EVEN MORE, SCHOOL BOARDS AROUND THE NATION ARE REPORTING THAT PIG FARMERS WHO HAVE TRADITIONALLY PURCHASED THE WASTE FROM SCHOOL CAFETERIA'S HAVE STOPPED BUYING IT. COMPLAINING THAT EVEN THEIR PIGS WON'T EAT THE F**KING SLOP.
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Yet her kids have gourmet food at their school. She has messed up schools across the nation. And when the pigs won't eat it either. Good grief.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
You chillin eat what I puts in front of yous.
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