Following President Trump's annual Medical examine at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center the President's physician, Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson took the podium at the White House Daily briefing to answer questions regarding the President's health. As one might expect, the questions centered on Trump's mental health. Dr. Jackson announced that Trump's cognitive score (a screen for neurological abnormalities) was a perfect 30. The news conference went down hill from that point with questions about how much ice cream, Hamburgers, and diet cokes the president consumed. This crap continued for almost a full hour with some reporters asking how long would Trump live. Following the briefing, one reporter (from CNN) reportedly passed out as he read the small print near the bottom of the medical summary they had been provided with prior to the briefing which read: "the patient has a small callus on his right index finger"! When revived the distraught reporter shouted: "OMG the nut has been practicing with his huge Nuke Button!!!! Thus is the state of the 4th Estate in America. It should be noted that had the reporter read a little farther, he would have noted that this 'callus' had been noted on the President's medical records as far back as 2005. Of course, this additional fact did not fit the reporter's desired narrative.
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