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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

My New Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my new GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.

Old Outhouse. "R" rated.

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Monday, February 25, 2013

Donald and Daisy Duck's trip to the Hotel.

Donald and Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

"CASH" After Taxes. Video


THE WORST THING ABOUT PAYING TAXES IS TO SEE YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO SUPPORT DEAD BEATS WHO ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO WORK,

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Life in Chicago

Life in Chicago
Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

New York and Arizona: A Geography Thing!

It must be a geography thing !!!!

NEW YORK
The Governor of New York is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Why Flies Like Obama

SOME OF YOU MAY NOT BE FAMILIAR WITH THE VARIOUS TYPES OF FLIES, BUT THAT ONE ON THE BELOW IMAGE OF OBAMA IS A GREEN BLOW FLY. 

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

CBC Commentator on Terrorist Torture

DON CHERRY, Canadian Hockey Commentator for CBC Television, was asked on a local live radio talk show, what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Gasoline Pain Machine: Obama targets U.S. public with higher gas prices.

GASOLINE PRICES ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.  JUST THINK WHAT THEY WILL BE LIKE WHEN THE SUMMER MONTHS COME---THAT TIME WHEN AMERICANS TRADITIONALLY DRIVE THE MOST. 

Monday, February 18, 2013

Socialism: Just Shut Up and Obey

THE FACE OF SOCIALISM IS A MASK THAT HIDES THE UGLY REALITY OF WHAT AN ALL POWERFUL STATES REALLY MEANS FOR THOSE WHO MUST LIVE UNDER IT CONTROL. 

Sunday, February 17, 2013

A Cluttered Desk a sign of Genius

There is another saying that "A cluttered chaotic desk is a sign of genius." A picture is worth a thousand words..........


WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY
ALBERT EINSTEIN
NUMB NUTS

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Friday, February 15, 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Old Man and the Sperm sample

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

Flying blind with Obama

DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES, JUST FOLLOW OBAMA'S BOUNCING BALL WHERE EVER IT MAY LEAD.  YOU KNOW OUR GREAT LEADER NEVER, NEVER LIES AND IS ONLY THINKING ABOUT WHATS BEST FOR AMERICA.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Joe and the Elephant

Amazing.  In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Medicine Man Cure for Erectile Dysfunction

For all my grammatically correct friends: On his 65th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Sitting at the red traffic light

There I was sitting at a red traffic light........ I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

New and Old Cock

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Bill and Hillary Clinton are both finally Retired

ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END.  AFTER YEARS OF PUBLIC SERVICE AND SCANDAL THE CLINTON'S HAVE EXITED THE PUBLIC STAGE.  SLICK WILLIE AND HIS SOMETIME MATE WILL BE MISSED.
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Monday, February 4, 2013

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Survivor "Texas Style"

"Survivor - Texas Style"
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas .

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion and the last sticker is…;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins..




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Saturday, February 2, 2013

OBAMA CARTOONS Reaches 1,000,000+ Pageviews

OBAMA CARTOONS HAS FINALLY REACHED 1,000,000+ PAGEVIEWS. VISIT US SOMETIME.



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Friday, February 1, 2013

Gun Tales

A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."