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Friday, February 28, 2014

Banning the Plastic bag in California

IT SEEMS LIKE THE PLASTIC BAG MAY SOON BE BANNED IN THE GOLDEN STATE.  I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT NOT TOO LONG AGO THE ECO-FREAKS IN CALIFORNIA WERE CALLING FOR A BAN ON PAPER BAGS IN ORDER TO SAVE THE TREES.  ITS APPEARS THAT THE ENVIRONMENTALIST WILL ONLY BE SATISFIED WHEN HUMANS ARE FINALLY BANNED.  THAT WILL ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF LIFE ON THIS PLANET (AT LEAST MOST) UNTIL A CATASTROPHIC EXTINCTION EVENT, SUCH AS THE ONE THAT SNUFFED OUT THE DINOSAURS OCCURS.  IMAGE BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Thursday, February 27, 2014

The Minimum Wages soars to $15 in North Dakota

IN SOME PLACES IN THE STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESSES  LIKE McDONALD'S ARE PAYING UP TO $15 MINIMUM WAGE.  I SHOULD ADD NO THANKS TO OBAMA, BUT RATHER IN SPITE OF HIM.  BECAUSE OIL AND GAS EXPLORATION IS ON PRIVATE LANDS, LANDS WHERE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO CONTROL.   THE PRESIDENT IS CONSTANTLY HARPING ON THE NEED TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME PUSHING GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS THAT STIFLE JOB GROWTH AND KEEP WAGES DOWN.  HE ANSWER TO THESE LOW WAGES IS SIMPLY TO MANDATE AN INCREASE, A MANDATE THAT WOULD CREATE EVEN FEWER JOBS IN THE LONG RUN.  A MANDATE THAT WOULD HELP A FEW, WHILE HURTING MANY MORE.  OH WELL, WHAT ELSE SHOULD ONE EXPECT FROM A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER WHO HAS NEVER RUN A BUSINESS AND SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH LIKE MINDED ADVISERS. CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Drunk Cowboy and the Headless Horse

EVERY SCHOOL CHILD KNOWS THE WASHINGTON IRVING STORY OF THE "LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW".  A TALE ABOUT A SCHOOL TEACHER, ICHABOD CRANE, AND THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN.  THERE IS ANOTHER LESSER KNOWN TALE TOLD BY A DRUNK COWBOY.  SEEMS THAT SEVERAL DRUNK COWHANDS WERE SITTING AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLE AND DISCUSSING MEANINGFUL EVENTS IN THEIR LIVES.  ONE COWBOY RELATED HIS EXPERIENCE OF THE NIGHT BEFORE.  HE TOLD HIS FRIENDS THAT UPON LEAVING THE SALOON, HE FOUND THAT SOMEONE HAD CUT HIS HORSE'S HEAD OFF.  HE FURTHER ELABORATED THAT THE WORSE PART OF THE NIGHT WAS THE TRIP HOME, COMPLAINING THAT HE HAD TO RIDE WITH HIS HAND DOWN THE POOR CRITTER'S WINDPIPE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE RANCH JUST TO KEEP FROM FALLING OFF.  FURTHERMORE, HE NOTED THAT NOT ONCE DID HE EVER HAVE TO USE HIS SPURS AS THE HORSE WAS IN FULL GALLOP ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Monday, February 24, 2014

Ukraine is Free , Україна-безкоштовно

AFTER WEEKS OF PROTEST AND FIGHTING IN AND AROUND INDEPENDENCE SQUARE IN KIEV THE FORCES OF LIBERTY AND INDEPENDENCE FROM RUSSIAN DOMINATION HAVE WON A GREAT VICTORY WITH THE RUSSIAN PUPPET, VIKTON YANUKOVYCH, HIDING AND ON THE RUN FROM JUSTICE. THE PEOPLE OF UKRAINE ARE NOW FREE.  FOR THE MOMENT, THEY CONTROL THEIR OWN FUTURE AND WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT RUSSIAN WILL STAY OUT OF THE CONFLICT, BUT WE MUST BE CAUTIOUS NOT FORGETTING THE HISTORY OF HUNGARIAN REVOLUTION IN 1956, WHEN THE BRAVE FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF BUDAPEST WERE CRUSHED BY RUSSIAN TANKS.

ПІСЛЯ ДЕКІЛЬКОХ ТИЖНІВ ПРОТЕСТУ І БОРОТЬБА У МІСТІ НЕЗАЛЕЖНОСТІ ПЛОЩА ПО КИЄВУ ТА СИЛИ СВОБОДИ І НЕЗАЛЕЖНОСТІ ВІД РОСІЙСЬКОГО ДОМІНУВАННЯ ВИГРАЛИ ВЕЛИКОЮ ПЕРЕМОГОЮ З РОСІЙСЬКИХ МАРІОНЕТКА, VIKTON ЯНУКОВИЧА, ПРИХОВУВАННЯ ТА В БІГАХ ВІД ПРАВОСУДДЯ. НАРОД УКРАЇНИ В ДАНИЙ ЧАС ВІЛЬНІ. НА ДАНИЙ МОМЕНТ ВОНИ КОНТРОЛЮЮТЬ СВОЄ ВЛАСНЕ МАЙБУТНЄ, І МИ МОЖЕМО ТІЛЬКИ СПОДІВАТИСЯ, ЩО РОСІЙСЬКИЙ ЗАЛИШИТЬСЯ З КОНФЛІКТУ, АЛЕ МИ ПОВИННІ БУТИ ОБЕРЕЖНИМИ, НЕ ЗАБУВАЮЧИ ІСТОРІЇ УГОРСЬКОЇ РЕВОЛЮЦІЇ В 1956 РОЦІ, КОЛИ НА ХОРОБРІ БОРЦІ ЗА СВОБОДУ БУДАПЕШТА БУЛИ ВТРАЧЕНІ В РЕЗУЛЬТАТІ РОСІЙСЬКІ ТАНКИ.

IMAGE BY THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Saturday, February 22, 2014

Minimum Wage Spike

THE QUESTION OF RAISING THE MINIMUM IS NOT THE FACT THAT MANY WILL BENEFIT DIRECTLY FROM IT, BUT RATHER THE EQUALLY IMPORTANT FACT THAT MILLIONS WILL BE AFFECTED IN AN ADVERSE WAY.  WHEN THE MINIMUM WAGE GOES UP MANY EMPLOYERS WILL BE FORCED TO LAY OFF SOME WORKERS.  WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THOSE SAME COMPANIES WILL BE FORCED TO CHARGE MORE FOR THEIR PRODUCT OR SERVICE.  IT IS ECONOMICS 101, THAT ANY TIME THE WAGE OF WORKERS IN INCREASED ARTIFICIALLY, THE DEMAND FOR WORKERS GOES DOWN.  THE SAME APPLIES TO PRODUCTS SUCH AS HAMBURGERS AND WIDGETS---THE HIGHER THE PRICE THE LESS THE DEMAND.  AN INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE WILL BE GOOD FOR SOME AND BAD FOR OTHERS---TAKE YOUR PICK.  CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN
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Friday, February 21, 2014

Obama, the reigning Emperor of the U.S.S.A Rebounds

PRESIDENT BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA SEEMS TO BE ON THE REBOUND HAS HIS APPROVAL RATES, ALTHOUGH LOW, ARE RISING.  RISING IN SPITE OF HIS STEALTH EFFORTS TO PUT CASUAL OBSERVERS IN AMERICA'S NEWSROOMS.  DESPITE HIS THE ATTEMPT OF HIS IRS TO CONTINUE TO STIFLE DISSENT.  AND FINALLY HIS POLL NUMBERS CONTINUE TO RISE EVEN AS MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE MADE AWARE OF THE MASSIVE STOCK PILING OF LARGE QUANTITIES OF COMBAT AMMUNITION BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.  WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS MOVE BY DHS?  ONE MUST WONDER IF THIS IS TO PROTECT THE HOMELAND OR TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT FROM AN ANGRY PUBLIC SHOULD HE CONTINUE ON HIS CURRENT PATH TO FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM AMERICA BY INSTALLING HIMSELF AS THE COUNTRY'S FIRST EMPEROR.  IMAGE BY  THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Ultimate Sniffer Dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
 
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm. The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
 
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' 'I like it!' said his seat mate.
 
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
 
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?' The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'

THE SEARCH FOR FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA CONTINUES AFTER HIS ESCAPE FROM A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON IN ALABAMA.  REPORTEDLY THE PRISON GUARDS CONDUCTING THE SEARCH FOR THE KENYAN FUGITIVE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM GETTING THE BLOOD HOUNDS TO FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF THE EX-PRESIDENT.  REPORTS ARE NOW CIRCULATING THAT KENYAN HOUNDS ARE BEING IMPORTED AS THEY ARE MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE STRANGE SCENTS ON THE ESCAPE ROUTE OF BARACK.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Democrat Policies Suck

THE DEMOCRATS OFTEN SPEAK ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS HAVING NO SOLUTIONS TO THE NATIONS PROBLEMS, WHEN IN REALITY IT'S THE DEMOCRATS WHO HAVE NO SOLUTIONS.  WELL LET ME QUALIFY THAT STATEMENT.  THE DEMOCRATS DO HAVE A SOLUTION AND ITS ALWAYS THE SAME ONE SIZE FITS ALL---JUST TOSS MORE MONEY AT IT.  THE DEMOCRATS SEEN TO BE SO NAIVE THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT PUTTING A HANDFUL OF DOLLARS IN THE BEGGARS TIN CUP WILL GET HIM OFF THE STREET.  THEY SEEN TO FORGET THE OLD CHINESE PROVERB, "GIVE A MAN A FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY.  TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A LIFETIME."  SADLY, DEMOCRATS LOVE TO PASS OUT THE FISH AND ARE AFRAID OF TEACHING A MAN TO FISH.  TEACHING A MAN TO WORK FOR HIS LIVELIHOOD WOULD BE COUNTER PRODUCTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS IN THAT THEY WOULD LOSE THOSE VOTERS WHO DEPEND ON FREE FISH. 
CARTOON BY  ERIC ALLIE

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Save the Delta Smelt "F" the Farmers

THE CALIFORNIA CENTRAL VALLEY AREA IS DRYING UP DUE TO THE RECENT DROUGHT, BUT TO THE FARMERS OF THAT REGION THE SITUATION AS BEEN MADE WORSE FOR MANY OF THEM HAVE HAD MUCH NEEDED WATER CUT OFF FOR YEARS IN ORDER TO PROTECT A SMALL MINNOW-LIKE FISH (THE DELTA SMELT), NATIVE TO THAT AREA. IT APPEARS THAT THE POLITICAL LEADERS IN THE STATE HOUSE IN SACRAMENTO AS WELL AS THE RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST WHO CONTROL THEM FEEL THAT SAVING THIS PROTECTED MINNOW IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FARMERS IN THE CENTRAL VALLEY AS WELL AS THE MILLIONS WHO DEPEND ON THEIR PRODUCE.  RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEIR SUPPORTS, IT SEEMS, WILL NOT BE HAPPY UNTIL IT IS MANKIND THAT BECOMES EXTINCT.
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Monday, February 17, 2014

Medicaid is not Free

SOME AMERICANS ARE SIGNING UP FOR FOR THE EXPANDED VERSION OF MEDICAID OFFERED UNDER OBAMACARE, JUST BECAUSE THEY THINK IT IS FREE,  THEY FAIL TO REALIZE THAT THEIR ASSETS CAN BE SEIZED TO PAY FOR THEIR SO-CALLED FREE MEDICAL SERVICES.  AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE AMERICANS WHO ARE BEING FORCED ON THE MEDICAID ROLLS (NOTICE I SAID FORCED) BECAUSE UNDER THE ACA THEY ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO MEET THE HIGH INSURANCE PREMIUMS AND DEDUCTIBLES REQUIRED.  THE ONE THING YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK IS THAT OBAMACARE WILL OFFER MORE SURPRISES IN THE MONTHS AND YEARS TO COME.  AFTER ALL NO ONE READ IT, BEFORE IT PASSED, AND IT JUST CHOCKED FULL OF THESE LITTLE GOODIES.  IMAGE BY  POLITIFAKE
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Sunday, February 16, 2014

Surveilance Uncle Sam Style

ITS NOT JUST UNCLE SAM WHO IS KEENLY INTERESTED IN WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HIM---IT SEEMS TO BE AN AMERICAN TRADITION.  FROM THE TEENAGER WITH THE OVER-ACTIVE LIBIDO TO THE DIRTY OLD MAN WITH HIS NEW TELESCOPE DOWN THE STREET AND OF COURSE THAT NOSEY NEIGHBOR WHO IS ALWAYS PEEPING ACROSS THE BACKYARD FENCE.  YES, TO SOME EXTENT WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A NATION OF VOYEURS. BEING A PEEPING TOM IN SOME CASES HAS BEEN ILLEGAL---INDIVIDUALS HAVE ALWAYS FOR THE MOST PART, CLOAKED THEIR INTRUSIONS INTO ANOTHERS PRIVACY OUT OF FEAR OF EMBARRASSMENT OR LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS. BUT ALAS, THE THREATS TO PRIVACY HAVE EXPONENTIALLY INCREASED IN THIS AGE OF SOPHISTICATED ELECTRONIC DEVICES WITH THE GOVERNMENT TAKING AN INCREASING INTEREST IN WHAT WE ARE DOING.  NOW IN THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD UNCLE SAM FROWNS ON INDIVIDUAL SNOOPING BUT GIVES HIS BLESSING TO STATE SPONSORED ENDEAVORS.   IMAGE BY  POLITIFAKE
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Saturday, February 15, 2014

The First Global Warming Alarmists aka Early Chicken Little's

Ugock and his small clan crossed the vast ice fields of the frozen north following the great herds of caribou and wolly mammoths during the day and at night finding shelter in the many ice caves of the enormous glaciers. Once inside they used their flint tools to build a fires to provide the warmth needed to get through the long night. As the heat from their several campfires began to warm the cave ice on the caves roof, it would melt. Small amounts of the ice and the water would drip or run down the sides of the caves walls. This was their way of life, the nights in the caves and the days searching for the animals of the north. A cycle that continued for thousands of years. As time passed Ugock noticed the level of a nearby lake was rising. He thought about this at night while sitting near his campfire as he watched the ice melting on the caves roof with an occasional drop of water hitting him on the head. Suddenly on night he jumped to his feet, for he had discovered an absolute truth, he was causing the lake to rise. It was him and his small cave fire and the fires of other nearby clans.
Next day he raised the alarm and warned all he met of the approaching danger and urged all to reduce the size and number of their cave fires, less the lake continue to rise and drown them all. The fires dimmed but the water continued to raise and eventually out of desperation sacrifices were made to the old gods. The Paleo-Indians had discovered man-made global warming.

Now some 15,000 years later the new cave-dwellers of the sprawling canyons of metropolis have again discovered that ancient enemy of global warming and just as Ugock they are calling for the dimming of the campfires to stop the rising waters. And in time they will call for greater sacrifices to the gods of science, not the virgin sacrifices of the past (alas, no more virgins), but instead, the sacrifice of "our way of life". The sky is falling again and the Chicken Little's of the world are sounding the alarm! 

I first posted this  in 2009, but still a timely piece considering the Chicken Little's are as loud as ever with President Obama leading the chorus.

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Friday, February 14, 2014

Revised Second Edition of Obamacare

THE PRESIDENT AND THE CROWD OF CHICAGO SUPPORTERS AROUND HIM ROLL OUT A NEW VERSION OF THE ACA ALMOST DAILY, WITH THE PRESENT EDITION LOOKING NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL IN MANY AREAS.  STILL THE PRESIDENT IS TRYING TO SALE US WHAT AMOUNTS TO A "PIG IN THE POKE".  AS NANCY PELOSI FAMOUSLY SAID WHILE THE BILL WAS BEING RAMMED THROUGH CONGRESS "YOU HAVE TO PASS THE BILL TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN IT".  WELL NANCY WAS PARTIALLY   CORRECT, THE BILL HAS PASSED, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE DAMN THING.   I HAVE A SUSPICION THAT THE REVISED SECOND EDITION OF OBAMACARE WILL NOT SALE, DESPITE HOW MUCH IT IS PROMOTED.  HOWEVER THE ABOVE IMAGE DOES REFLECT A CERTAIN MADNESS SOMETHING AKIN TO  PICASSO'S "GUERNICA".  CARTOON BY  MICHAEL RAMERIZ
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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Obamacare Tax means longer lines at the Doctor's Office

AS A GENERAL RULE THE MORE YOU PAY FOR SOMETHING THE BETTER SERVICE YOU GET.  BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNMENT SERVICES, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT OBAMACARE MEANS, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT LIMITS FREE MARKET COMPETITION, AND THAT'S WHAT OBAMACARE DOES, THE QUALITY OF SERVICE GOES DOWN.  HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY IT IS WHEN YOU GO TO THE DMV TO RENEW YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE OR SOME OTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO TAKE OF BUSINESS YOU MUST ALWAYS TAKE A NUMBER AND SETTLE IN FOR WHAT IS GENERALLY A LONG, LONG WAIT.  THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE COMPETITION.  WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNMENT SERVICES, YOU ARE SIMPLY SCREWED BY HAVING NO PLACE ELSE TO TURN.  AT LEAST WHEN YOU GO IN A KMART AND GET BAD SERVICE YOU CAN CROSS THE STREET TO WALMART AND GIVE THEM YOUR BUSINESS.  BUT THE BUREAUCRATS BEHIND THOSE GOVERNMENT DESK, KNOW ONLY TOO WELL THAT YOU HAVE NO OTHER PLACE TO GO, AND QUITE FRANKLY THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN.   THEY GET PAID NO MATTER HOW BAD THEIR SERVICE, AND IN MOST CASES ARE NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIRE, BECAUSE OF THEIR UNION'S CONNECTION TO GOVERNMENT.  IMAGE BY  POLITIFAKE
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Rand Paul, Ted Cruz top Tea Party Poll Christie and Jeb Bush Last

RAND PAUL AND TED CRUZ TOP HUGE TEA PARTY POLL WITH SURGEON BEN CARSON COMING IN A CLOSE THIRD WHILE JEB BUSH  CHRIS CHRISTIE CAME IN LAST.  A POLL OF SOME 62,000 GRASS ROOT ACTIVIST LEFT LITTLE DOUBT AS TO WHERE THE VAST MAJORITY OF TEA PARTY SUPPORTERS STOOD. READ THE FULL STORY OF THIS TEA PARTY POLL HERE.
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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

A Tale of two girls: Miley Cyrus and Shirley Temple

AMERICA LOST SHIRLEY TEMPLE TODAY.  SHE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES AT THE AGE OF 85. DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION AND THE 1940'S SHE WAS AMERICA'S BEST KNOWN CHILD STAR, BEGINNING AT THE AGE OF 3 AND CONTINUING UNTIL SHE REACHED HER MID-TWENTIES. SHE WILL BE MISSED BY THOSE WHO LOVED HER.  BUT FEAR NOT AMERICA, NEW CHILD STARS ARE ALWAYS HERE.  JUSTIN BIEBER AND MILEY CYRUS ARE SHINNING EXAMPLES OF THE NEW AMERICA, AND A OMEN OF THINGS TO COME. 
SHIRLEY HAVING FUN
WITH GUY MADISON
MILEY HAVING FUN
 OR JUST ASSUMING THE POSITION.
MILEY'S SMILE
SHIRLEY'S SMILE
WTF HAPPENED TO AMERICA?
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Post Constitutional America

THE NEW "UNITED AMERICA" FORMALLY KNOW AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN NOW ONE YEAR OLD AND YET SOME OF THE VESTIGES OF THE DISCREDITED OLD REPUBLIC REMAIN.  SMALL ARMED BANS OF DOMESTIC COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY TERRORIST STILL CLING TO THEIR GUNS AND ANTIQUATED RELIGIOUS BELIEFS IN REMOTE RURAL AREAS OF THE COUNTRY. THE VAST SPRAWLING URBAN AREAS, HOWEVER HAVE BEEN PACIFIED WITH THE POPULOUS EAGERLY EMBRACING THE NEW ORDER. ALL BANKS EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS, MODES OF TRANSPORTATION, PRIVATE BUSINESSES, PUBLIC UTILITIES SERVICES, RADIO AND TELEVISION OUTLETS, AS WELL AS ALL NEWSPAPERS AND THE INTERNET HAVE BEEN NATIONALIZED AND A NATIONAL POLICE FORCE FORMED TO INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY.  ADDITIONALLY ALL CITIZENS WHO HAVE OPENLY CRITICIZED THE NEW ORDER ARE BEING ROUNDED UP AND SENT TO REINDOCTRINATION CAMPS SO THAT THEY MAY BECOME PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF THIS GREAT EMERGING NATION FOUNDED ON THE PROVEN PRINCIPLE THAT THE "END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS"

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Monday, February 10, 2014

Obama meets Grumpy Cat



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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Falling Short(s) of MLK's Dream

SOMEHOW I THINK THIS WASN'T MLK'S DREAM, BUT THEN I SUSPECT THAT MOST OF THESE BOYS, AND THEY ARE THAT, DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS AND COULD CARE LESS. WAS JUST WATCHING THE NEW VERSION OF "RED DAWN" TONIGHT ON THE LITTLE SCREEN----THE STORY ABOUT FOREIGN COMMUNIST ARMIES TAKING OVER THE U.S.  IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF SUCH A FORCE DID ARRIVE ON AMERICA SHORES AS LONG AS THEY WOULD KEEP THE FOOD STAMPS AND WELFARE GOING IN THE MAJOR CITIES, THEY WOULD MEET WITH LITTLE RESISTANCE.  THE RESISTANCE WOULD COME FROM THE SUBURBS AND COUNTRY SIDE, AND NOT FROM THOSE WANNABE MEN WITH THEIR PANTS HANGING BELOW THEIR BUTTS.

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Saturday, February 8, 2014

A Gingham Dress

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge.
 
We'd like to see the president," the man said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll wait," the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said to him!
 
He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office. The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple. The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."
 
The president wasn't touched. He was shocked. "Madam," he said, gruffly, "we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery." "Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a statue . We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."
 
The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard." For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.
 
The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don't we just start our own?" Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment.
 
Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the university that bears their name, Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.
 
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them. A TRUE STORY by Malcolm Forbes


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Friday, February 7, 2014

The President's Disincentive to work program

IT NOW APPEARS THAT BHO's HEALTH CARE PROGRAM IS EQUALING IF NOT SURPASSING LBJ's WELFARE PROGRAM WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING A DISINCENTIVE TO WORK.  I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN LBJ'S "GREAT SOCIETY" PROGRAM BEGAN AND THE EFFECT IT HAD ON MANY IN MY AREA.  ALL OF OUR FARM WORKER PACKED UP AND WENT TO TOWN AND LIVED OFF THE MANY WELFARE HANDOUTS COMING FROM WASHINGTON.  NOW ACCORDING TO THE CBO THERE IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY THAT MILLIONS OF FULL TIME WORKERS WILL OPT OUT FOR PART-TIME JOBS OR NO JOBS AT ALL IN ORDER TO GET FULL SUBSIDIES FOR OBAMACARE.  AND WHO SAYS HISTORY DOESN'T REPEAT ITSELF. 
CARTOON BY  WILLIAM WARREN
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